The Colbert Report
Reading the National Enquirer
Season 4 • 08/12/2008
Stephen gets caught reading the National Enquirer.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 8/11/08
Clinton supporters want a bigger role at the convention. Gravel supporters just want your dinner roll.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Catharsis
You deserve to have Stephen give a speech at the Democratic National Convention.
The Colbert ReportS4 Stephen Wants Snacks
Stephen thanks you for inviting him into your homes, but next time put out some snacks.
The Colbert ReportS4 Jorge Ramos
Univision anchor Jorge Ramos discusses the kind of energy Latinos bring to the United States.
The Colbert ReportS4 Unsubstantiated Rumors
John Edwards' affair was reported in the National Enquirer last October. Why doesn't the mainstream media ever give credence to a single story based on unsubstantiated rumors?
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 8/12/08
Athletes get involved in global politics. See what Obama started with that damn three-pointer?
The Colbert ReportS4 Canton, South Dakota Apology
Stephen apologizes for saying South Dakota is North Dakota's dirty ashtray.
The Colbert ReportS4 Jane Mayer
Stephen asks Jane Mayer why she has to see enhanced interrogation as the glass being half empty, instead of half full with a guy's face in it.
The Colbert ReportS4 Olympic Opening Ceremony
There's more than a whiff of totalitarianism about the Beijing Olympics, and it started with the opening ceremony.
The Colbert ReportS4 Joey Cheek
Joey Cheek explains that China revoked his visa because of his attempt to bring attention to human rights abuses in Darfur.
The Colbert ReportS4 Reading the National Enquirer
Stephen is caught reading the National Enquirer at his desk.
The Colbert ReportS4 Stephen's World Record
No one noticed that last night Stephen shattered the world record for total number of Colbert Reports.
The Colbert ReportS4 Dick Meyer
Dick Meyer believes there's a difference between individualism and selfishness.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 8/13/08
It turns out Ashcroft was lip-syncing "Let the Eagle Soar" while it was sung by a less attractive attorney general.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Blame Monica Goodling
Whoever hired Monica Goodling had no way of knowing she would interview employees for the Justice Department in a partisan manner.
The Colbert ReportS4 John McCain Steals From Wikipedia
Wikipedia gets its facts from the American people, which means John McCain is now using the people's voice -- or at least lip-syncing to it.
The Colbert ReportS4 Formidable Opponent - Offshore Drilling
Stephen and Stephen play three-card Monte to explain offshore drilling.
The Colbert ReportS4 ThreatDown - Killer iPhones
Your iPhone's kill switch doesn't remove undesirable software -- it kills you.
The Colbert ReportS4 Gold Medals
Stephen expects everyone to have earned at least one gold medal when he's gone next week.