The Colbert Report
Reading the National Enquirer
Season 4 • 08/12/2008
Stephen gets caught reading the National Enquirer.
Intro - 8/11/08The Colbert ReportS4
Clinton supporters want a bigger role at the convention. Gravel supporters just want your dinner roll.
The Word - CatharsisThe Colbert ReportS4
You deserve to have Stephen give a speech at the Democratic National Convention.
Stephen Wants SnacksThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen thanks you for inviting him into your homes, but next time put out some snacks.
Jorge RamosThe Colbert ReportS4
Univision anchor Jorge Ramos discusses the kind of energy Latinos bring to the United States.
Unsubstantiated RumorsThe Colbert ReportS4
John Edwards' affair was reported in the National Enquirer last October. Why doesn't the mainstream media ever give credence to a single story based on unsubstantiated rumors?
Intro - 8/12/08The Colbert ReportS4
Athletes get involved in global politics. See what Obama started with that damn three-pointer?
Canton, South Dakota ApologyThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen apologizes for saying South Dakota is North Dakota's dirty ashtray.
Jane MayerThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Jane Mayer why she has to see enhanced interrogation as the glass being half empty, instead of half full with a guy's face in it.
Olympic Opening CeremonyThe Colbert ReportS4
There's more than a whiff of totalitarianism about the Beijing Olympics, and it started with the opening ceremony.
Joey CheekThe Colbert ReportS4
Joey Cheek explains that China revoked his visa because of his attempt to bring attention to human rights abuses in Darfur.
Reading the National EnquirerThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen is caught reading the National Enquirer at his desk.
Stephen's World RecordThe Colbert ReportS4
No one noticed that last night Stephen shattered the world record for total number of Colbert Reports.
Dick MeyerThe Colbert ReportS4
Dick Meyer believes there's a difference between individualism and selfishness.
Intro - 8/13/08The Colbert ReportS4
It turns out Ashcroft was lip-syncing "Let the Eagle Soar" while it was sung by a less attractive attorney general.
The Word - Blame Monica GoodlingThe Colbert ReportS4
Whoever hired Monica Goodling had no way of knowing she would interview employees for the Justice Department in a partisan manner.
John McCain Steals From WikipediaThe Colbert ReportS4
Wikipedia gets its facts from the American people, which means John McCain is now using the people's voice -- or at least lip-syncing to it.
Formidable Opponent - Offshore DrillingThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen and Stephen play three-card Monte to explain offshore drilling.
ThreatDown - Killer iPhonesThe Colbert ReportS4
Your iPhone's kill switch doesn't remove undesirable software -- it kills you.
Gold MedalsThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen expects everyone to have earned at least one gold medal when he's gone next week.
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