The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Indecision 2000 - Choose and Loose

Season 5 • 11/08/2000

The race for President is too close to call.

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00:46

Goodnight and Help Us
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Jon Stewart promises that coverage of the 2000 Election will resume right after this short, 24-hour break.
11/08/2000
02:32

Dancing Bush Fan
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CNN can't make up its mind as to who has won Florida.
11/08/2000
01:00

Indecision 2000 - Confidence is High
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Mo Rocca interrupts a very important personal phone call to report high confidence in the Bush camp.
11/08/2000
04:38

Richard Belzer
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Richard Belzer discusses conspiracy theories for the election, and Stephen Colbert declares the Civil War too close to call.
11/08/2000
01:29

Indecision 2000 - Florida to Decide It
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The delay in determining the outcome of the 2000 Presidential Election causes Stephen Colbert to miss his daughter's first steps.
11/08/2000
01:42

Indecision 2000 - Florida the Lynchpin
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Steve Carell breaks down the gorgeous mosaic that will decide the 2000 Presidential Election.
11/08/2000
01:05

Ballot Confusion
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Vance DeGeneres explains the issue of ballot confusion in Palm Beach County, Florida.
11/08/2000
00:32

Indecision 2000 - Not Steps
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The first steps of Stephen Colbert's daughter are now reportedly too close to call.
11/08/2000
01:12

Indecision 2000 - Margarine
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Nancy Walls reports that Bush's lead over Gore is only by the slightest of margarines, er, margins.
11/08/2000
02:15

The Other Big Story
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Hillary Clinton defeats Rick Lazio in the New York Senate race despite his dimples' popularity amongst white voters.
11/08/2000
01:58

Indecision 2000 - Choose and Loose
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It's Wednesday and the 2000 Presidential Election is still not decided.
11/08/2000
00:47

Barn Burner
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There are titty flicks on Cinemax and Stephen Colbert is passed out.
11/08/2000
05:03

Indecision 2000 - Day 38
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Amidst the controversy of the 2000 election everyone seems to agree on one thing: Holy f@#king s@#t.
11/09/2000
05:32

Michael Moore
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The pork fried shrimp at the Chinese restaurant is not called Moo Goo Pat Buchanan.
11/09/2000
00:18

Moment of Zen - Pat Buchanan
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Pat Buchanan can't believe that someone would vote for him by accident.
11/09/2000
02:45

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - The Legend of Bagger Vance
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Golf isn't a metaphor for life, it's just the game your father loved more than your mother or you.
11/09/2000
00:37

Indecision 2000 - Florida Recount Results
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The recounting of votes in Florida will never end.
11/09/2000
01:14

This Just In - Jewel and The Gang
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Thieves were foiled when they realized the stolen diamond was too big to sneak out in Nigel's ass.
11/09/2000
02:23

Election Night - Choose and Lose
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The people of Palm Beach County are independent minded immigrants from Poland, Russia, the Ukraine and a large constituency from the lower east side in Long Island.
11/09/2000
00:35

Indecision 2000 - Clinton Laughing
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Bill Clinton took time out of his busy schedule to speak to reporters about the election.
11/09/2000
00:18

Moment of Zen - Three Kinds of Chads
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There are three kinds of chads.
11/13/2000
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