The Colbert Report
Intro - 2/25/13
Season 9 • 02/25/2013
A scandal rocks the Vatican, America cuts down on guns, and Simon Garfield explores maps.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sport Report - International Soccer Corruption
Match-fixing mobsters pay off referees and players in over 680 games, but a goalkeeper proves that no one man can be more corrupt than soccer can be boring.
The Colbert ReportS9 Corporate Twitter Hacks
Burger King gains more Twitter followers during a hack attack, and Viacom increases brand awareness with a Millennial marketing hoax.
The Colbert ReportS9 Lil Buck
Lil Buck describes a Memphis street dance called jookin and teaches Stephen the beginner bug jump.
The Colbert ReportS9 "Friends of Hamas" Rumor
Republicans demand the withdrawal of Chuck Hagel's Defense Secretary nomination after being tied to a suspicious, nonexistent organization.
The Colbert ReportS9 GEO Group Stadium
One of the nation's largest operators of for-profit prisons sponsors a sports stadium, but naysayers are in a snit over the group's mistreatment of inmates.
The Colbert ReportS9 Popewatch 2013 - Vatican Sex Parties
Media jackals take advantage of Pope Benedict's exit by spreading rumors about a secret network of gay priests and male prostitutes.
The Colbert ReportS9 Simon Garfield
Simon Garfield talks about Christopher Columbus' map fiasco and the biggest badass in the history of mapmaking, Claudius Ptolemy.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - Silent but Deadly
President Obama wants the Centers for Disease Control to study guns again, so America faces its old enemy from the 90s: any actual knowledge about guns.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 2/25/13
The Vatican sorts out a scandal, America reduces its number of guns, and Simon Garfield discusses his book about world maps.
The Colbert ReportS9 Drone Ducking Tips
The Obama administration continues its extrajudicial robo-assassin spree, so Al Qaeda circulates pointers on how to dodge drone strikes.
The Colbert ReportS9 Michio Kaku
"Physics of the Future" author Michio Kaku talks about the Apophis asteroid, set to skim by Earth in 2029 and possibly hit in 2036.
The Colbert ReportS9 Popewatch Indeschism 2013 - One Pope over the Line
After he retires, Pope Benedict XVI will answer to "pope emeritus," wear white papal robes and live in the Vatican alongside the new pope.
The Colbert ReportS9 Battleground Texas - Jeremy Bird
Jeremy Bird describes his Texas initiative to get African Americans, Hispanics, women and young people out to the polls.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 2/26/13
Texas endures big changes, America's drone program alters the war on terror, and physicist Michio Kaku believes an asteroid could destroy the planet.
The Colbert ReportS9 John Kerry's Dumb Talk
Secretary of State John Kerry travels to nine nations, champions free speech and invents the country "Kyrzakhstan," a mix between Kyrgyzstan and Kazakhstan.
The Colbert ReportS9 Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Trial at Gitmo - Neal Katyal
The former Acting Solicitor General talks about the U.S. justice system, courtroom bugging and the future of Guantanamo Bay.
The Colbert ReportS9 Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Trial at Gitmo
Guantanamo Bay hosts a one-of-a-kind military tribunal, designed by President Bush, implemented by President Obama, and inspired by President Kafka.
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