The Colbert Report
The Oil Is Missing
Season 6 • 07/29/2010
Petroleum engineers must be armed with giant foam mallets to handle the missing oil from the BP spill.
The Colbert ReportS6 Republican Gubernatorial Primary Battle Watch '010 - Tennessee
Ron Ramsey calls Islam a cult, and Basil Marceaux.com takes a bold stance against slavery at traffic stops.
The Colbert ReportS6 Obama Blows Off the Boy Scouts
President Obama blows off the Boy Scout jamboree to hang out with the women from "The View."
The Colbert ReportS6 Elon Musk
Elon Musk wants to carry people to the space station, but there will be an extra surcharge to bring them back.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Bit of Advice
If you have your own TV show and want to give people advice, leave enough time at the end to actually advise them.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - Ownership Society
Stephen's refreshing tax cut with lime will work its way through the system and trickle down like a racehorse.
The Colbert ReportS6 Andy Cohen
Andy Cohen and Stephen re-enact a fight between Bethenny and Kelly from "The Real Housewives of New York City."
The Colbert ReportS6 Apology Box
Stephen apologizes to the New Jersey State Police and Barney Frank without anyone seeing him do it.
The Colbert ReportS6 Thought For Food - Cereal, Foot-Long Cheeseburger & Ecobot III
Sugary cereals face tougher advertising standards, Carl's Jr. introduces a foot-long cheeseburger, and a robot eats crap.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 7/29/10
Bill O'Reilly issues a rare apology, the war on obesity has a new front, and Andy Cohen discusses Bravo TV.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Oil Is Missing
The missing oil has developed Whac-A-Mole technology, so we must arm petroleum engineers with giant foam mallets.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sport Report - London Olympics & Illegal Bullfighting
London's Olympic Village is being built on a toxic waste dump, and Spain's Catalonia outlaws bullfighting.
The Colbert ReportS6 Stephen Might Be Gay
Stephen can't be gay when he does masculine things like drink Bud Light Lime -- the manliest fruit-flavored lager on the market.
The Colbert ReportS6 Jimmy Cliff
Stephen tells Jimmy Cliff that he thinks reggae music is the perfect music for a corporate retreat.
The Colbert ReportS6 Alpha Dog of the Week - David H. Brooks
Military contractor David H. Brooks demands a memory-erasing pill that will hide the fact he expensed hookers, porn and plastic surgery.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 8/2/10
Stephen previews the 2012 Olympics in London, a military contractor lands in hot water, and Jimmy Cliff performs.
The Colbert ReportS6 Brett Favre Retires Again
Stephen wishes Brett Favre a fond and final farewell due to his permanent absence from football.
The Colbert ReportS6 Consumer Protection Agency - Barney Frank
Barney Frank wants Elizabeth Warren to head the consumer protection agency because she's an extraordinarily zealous pragmatist.
The Colbert ReportS6 Republican Gubernatorial Primary Battle Watch '010 - Basil Marceaux.com
Stephen wants Tennessee viewers to vote in the Republican primary to make Basil Marceaux.com into Basil Marceaux.gov.
The Colbert ReportS6 Laura Ingraham
Stephen questions Laura Ingraham about the hackneyed racial stereotypes President Obama makes in his diary.
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