The Colbert Report

The Oil Is Missing

Season 6 • 07/29/2010

Petroleum engineers must be armed with giant foam mallets to handle the missing oil from the BP spill.

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05:33

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Republican Gubernatorial Primary Battle Watch '010 - Tennessee

Ron Ramsey calls Islam a cult, and Basil Marceaux.com takes a bold stance against slavery at traffic stops.
07/28/2010
03:26

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Obama Blows Off the Boy Scouts

President Obama blows off the Boy Scout jamboree to hang out with the women from "The View."
07/28/2010
05:23

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Elon Musk

Elon Musk wants to carry people to the space station, but there will be an extra surcharge to bring them back.
07/28/2010
00:18

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Sign Off - Bit of Advice

If you have your own TV show and want to give people advice, leave enough time at the end to actually advise them.
07/28/2010
05:10

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The Word - Ownership Society

Stephen's refreshing tax cut with lime will work its way through the system and trickle down like a racehorse.
07/28/2010
05:40

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Andy Cohen

Andy Cohen and Stephen re-enact a fight between Bethenny and Kelly from "The Real Housewives of New York City."
07/29/2010
05:42

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Apology Box

Stephen apologizes to the New Jersey State Police and Barney Frank without anyone seeing him do it.
07/29/2010
05:16

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Thought For Food - Cereal, Foot-Long Cheeseburger & Ecobot III

Sugary cereals face tougher advertising standards, Carl's Jr. introduces a foot-long cheeseburger, and a robot eats crap.
07/29/2010
00:36

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Intro - 7/29/10

Bill O'Reilly issues a rare apology, the war on obesity has a new front, and Andy Cohen discusses Bravo TV.
07/29/2010
00:04

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Sign Off - Cocktails

Stephen says goodnight with a cocktail.
07/29/2010
02:21

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The Oil Is Missing

The missing oil has developed Whac-A-Mole technology, so we must arm petroleum engineers with giant foam mallets.
07/29/2010
04:47

The Colbert ReportS6
Sport Report - London Olympics & Illegal Bullfighting

London's Olympic Village is being built on a toxic waste dump, and Spain's Catalonia outlaws bullfighting.
08/02/2010
03:39

The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen Might Be Gay

Stephen can't be gay when he does masculine things like drink Bud Light Lime -- the manliest fruit-flavored lager on the market.
08/02/2010
03:06

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Jimmy Cliff

Stephen tells Jimmy Cliff that he thinks reggae music is the perfect music for a corporate retreat.
08/02/2010
03:51

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Alpha Dog of the Week - David H. Brooks

Military contractor David H. Brooks demands a memory-erasing pill that will hide the fact he expensed hookers, porn and plastic surgery.
08/02/2010
00:36

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Intro - 8/2/10

Stephen previews the 2012 Olympics in London, a military contractor lands in hot water, and Jimmy Cliff performs.
08/02/2010
01:00

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Brett Favre Retires Again

Stephen wishes Brett Favre a fond and final farewell due to his permanent absence from football.
08/03/2010
07:38

The Colbert ReportS6
Consumer Protection Agency - Barney Frank

Barney Frank wants Elizabeth Warren to head the consumer protection agency because she's an extraordinarily zealous pragmatist.
08/03/2010
05:11

The Colbert ReportS6
Republican Gubernatorial Primary Battle Watch '010 - Basil Marceaux.com

Stephen wants Tennessee viewers to vote in the Republican primary to make Basil Marceaux.com into Basil Marceaux.gov.
08/03/2010
05:56

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Laura Ingraham

Stephen questions Laura Ingraham about the hackneyed racial stereotypes President Obama makes in his diary.
08/03/2010
00:05

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Sign Off - Credit Card Agreement

Stephen takes a closer look at his credit card agreement.
08/03/2010
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