The Colbert Report
Intro - 11/14/12
Season 9 E 25 • 11/14/2012
Technology revolutionizes Wall Street, and "Lincoln" scriptwriter Tony Kushner joins Stephen.

Watching

02:39
The Colbert ReportS9 E4
Obama's Debate Apathy & PBS
President Obama acts like he doesn't want to debate, and the Alpha Mitt plans to can Jim Lehrer and Big Bird.
10/04/2012
00:08
The Colbert ReportS9 E4
Sign Off - Rabbit Food
Stephen feeds Mitt Romney's updated tax plan.
10/04/2012
01:54
The Colbert ReportS9 E4
Chris Matthews's Impotent Rage
MSNBC craps its pants over Barack Obama's debate performance, and Mr. Potato Head Chris Matthews is particularly steamed.
10/04/2012
05:26
The Colbert ReportS9 E4
George Church
Molecular geneticist George Church shares his book, "Regenesis: How Synthetic Biology Will Reinvent Nature and Ourselves."
10/04/2012
03:54
The Colbert ReportS9 E4
Mitt's Socialist Rhetoric & Body Language
Though Mitt Romney contradicted everything he said on the campaign trail, Fox News applauds his confident facial expressions during the debate.
10/04/2012
05:36
The Colbert ReportS9 E5
Mark Kelly
Former astronaut Mark Kelly recalls the Endeavour's final mission, Stephen's shuttle landing and the story behind "Mousetronaut."
10/08/2012
03:41
The Colbert ReportS9 E5
Unemployment Below Eight Percent
The Bureau of Labor Statistics cooks the books for Barack Obama while his government-mooching allies get off the couch and go to work.
10/08/2012
00:29
The Colbert ReportS9 E5
Intro - 10/8/12
A new minority forms, campaign attacks target personal hobbies, and Mark Kelly plugs his children's book, "Mousetronaut."
10/08/2012
03:33
The Colbert ReportS9 E5
Koch Brothers & Orc Senate Candidate
Charles and David Koch pledge $1 million to Arkansas House Republicans, and Maine state Senate candidate Colleen Lachowicz gets slammed for her gaming hobby.
10/08/2012
01:06
The Colbert ReportS9 E5
Sign Off - Welcome Baby Brumm!
Stephen's writer sends a story pitch during his first day with his new daughter.
10/08/2012
05:33
The Colbert ReportS9 E5
The Word - It's Not Easy Having Green
America's super rich are having a good decade, but The New Yorker claims they can't enjoy it because President Obama hurt their feelings.
10/08/2012
04:39
The Colbert ReportS9 E6
Smokin' Pole - The Quest for Arctic Riches - China & Russia
Greenland officials see through China's sudden interest in their country, and Russia makes its holy mark on the North Pole.
10/09/2012
03:20
The Colbert ReportS9 E6
President Obama's Obsessiveness Plea
In the face of Mitt Romney starting to run for president, President Obama reveals his desperation during a California fundraiser.
10/09/2012
05:10
The Colbert ReportS9 E6
Morrissey
The former lead singer of "The Smiths" talks about the Queen's Diamond Jubilee, radical vegetarianism and his song "Meat Is Murder."
10/09/2012
03:34
The Colbert ReportS9 E6
Mitt Romney's Vague, Long-Winded Foreign Threats
Mitt Romney proves he knows what Americans want in international relations: a few extra wars in Syria, Iran, Afghanistan and Libya.
10/09/2012
02:59
The Colbert ReportS9 E6
Exclusive - Morrissey - "I'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris"
Indie rocker Morrissey performs "I'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris" from his 2009 album, "Years of Refusal."
10/09/2012
00:39
The Colbert ReportS9 E6
Intro - 10/9/12
Russia sets its sights on the North Pole, Mitt Romney sends a warning to Iran, and music legend Morrissey stands up for animals.
10/09/2012
03:25
The Colbert ReportS9 E6
Morrissey - "People Are the Same Everywhere"
"The Smiths" former vocalist, Morrissey, performs "People Are the Same Everywhere."
10/09/2012
05:36
The Colbert ReportS9 E7
Naomi Wolf
Naomi Wolf explores low sexual desire among women, vaginal anatomy and America's outdated cultural script on sex.
10/10/2012
04:43
The Colbert ReportS9 E7
ThreatDown - Apple Fan-Bears, Drunk Cars & Bears
Bears choose FaceTime over eating people's faces and discover that Americans are most vulnerable at the mall.
10/10/2012
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