Nick Swardson's Pretend Time

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Season 2 E 5 • 11/02/2011

An unsuspecting couple learns that some sports traditions aren't optional.

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Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3
Suicidal Dog

A dog with a painfully boring owner tries to end it all.
10/19/2011
02:05

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3
Partying Olympics

Nick imagines an international partying competition that includes events like Smirnoff Ice hockey and cross-country peeing.
10/19/2011
01:10

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3
Pinata Your Body

A new alternative to traditional burial puts the fun in funeral.
10/19/2011
01:30

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4
Full Blown Maids

A businessman talks about some of his past ventures, the names of which were no-brainers.
10/26/2011
02:53

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4
Bargain Bob's

When the recession hit, Bob Campbell consolidated his sex-toy shop and hardware store into one all-purpose business.
10/26/2011
01:29

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4
Fake Vagina

Nick doesn't own a fake vagina, but he's not ruling out the possibility of buying one someday.
10/26/2011
02:23

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4
Wheelchair Cat at the Hospital

Mr. Stitches is in hot water with the police after his one-night stand overdoses on cocaine.
10/26/2011
02:00

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E5
Drunk Driving & NBA Team Names

Nick devises an invention to help prevent drunk drivers from getting into accidents.
11/02/2011
02:47

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E5
Space Weed - Uncensored

The world's finest gamer is called upon to take his skills to the next level, the space station Sector Q.
11/02/2011
02:28

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E5
Famous Siblings - Garry Gaga's New Captain

Lady Gaga's cop brother is forced to choose between his badge and his family.
11/02/2011
01:59

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E5
Fist Cam

Nick and his girlfriend get more than they bargained for when they're caught on camera at a basketball game.
11/02/2011
02:31

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E6
Psychotically Famous

Nick describes exactly what he would do if he were Johnny Depp for a day.
11/09/2011
02:04

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E6
The Flying Stripper

When a stripper offers a coworker a free dance, she gets a magical gift in return.
11/09/2011
01:22

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E6
Missing Woman

Reporter Chip Paneling interviews a man who may or may not be aiding in the search for a local woman.
11/09/2011
02:29

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E7
Kelly & Cindy - Adventures of Drunk Chicks

Two inebriated women can't decide what they want to order at Cheeseburger World.
11/16/2011
01:27

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E7
Legalize Meth

Crystal meth users set out to prove that their cause is just as relevant as the pro-marijuana movement.
11/16/2011
02:12

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E7
Vicodin Water

Nick stockpiles painkillers and talks about a sketch that never made it into the show.
11/16/2011
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