Nick Swardson's Pretend Time

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Season 2 E 5 • 11/02/2011

An unsuspecting couple learns that some sports traditions aren't optional.

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03:15

Alien Paternity Test - Uncensored
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A talk show host reveals the paternity of a baby from a human-extraterrestrial relationship.
10/12/2011
03:12

Suicidal Dog
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3

A dog with a painfully boring owner tries to end it all.
10/19/2011
02:05

Partying Olympics
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3

Nick imagines an international partying competition that includes events like Smirnoff Ice hockey and cross-country peeing.
10/19/2011
01:10

Pinata Your Body
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3

A new alternative to traditional burial puts the fun in funeral.
10/19/2011
01:30

Full Blown Maids
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4

A businessman talks about some of his past ventures, the names of which were no-brainers.
10/26/2011
02:53

Bargain Bob's
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4

When the recession hit, Bob Campbell consolidated his sex-toy shop and hardware store into one all-purpose business.
10/26/2011
01:29

Fake Vagina
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4

Nick doesn't own a fake vagina, but he's not ruling out the possibility of buying one someday.
10/26/2011
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02:23

Wheelchair Cat at the Hospital
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4

Mr. Stitches is in hot water with the police after his one-night stand overdoses on cocaine.
10/26/2011
02:00

Drunk Driving & NBA Team Names
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E5

Nick devises an invention to help prevent drunk drivers from getting into accidents.
11/02/2011
02:28

Famous Siblings - Garry Gaga's New Captain
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E5

Lady Gaga's cop brother is forced to choose between his badge and his family.
11/02/2011
01:59

Fist Cam
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E5

Nick and his girlfriend get more than they bargained for when they're caught on camera at a basketball game.
11/02/2011
02:31

Psychotically Famous
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E6

Nick describes exactly what he would do if he were Johnny Depp for a day.
11/09/2011
02:04

The Flying Stripper
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E6

When a stripper offers a coworker a free dance, she gets a magical gift in return.
11/09/2011
01:22

Missing Woman
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E6

Reporter Chip Paneling interviews a man who may or may not be aiding in the search for a local woman.
11/09/2011
02:29

Kelly & Cindy - Adventures of Drunk Chicks
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E7

Two inebriated women can't decide what they want to order at Cheeseburger World.
11/16/2011
01:27

Legalize Meth
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E7

Crystal meth users set out to prove that their cause is just as relevant as the pro-marijuana movement.
11/16/2011
02:12

Vicodin Water
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E7

Nick stockpiles painkillers and talks about a sketch that never made it into the show.
11/16/2011
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