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Season 11 E 139 • 11/06/2006

You know you're in trouble when you've ceded the moral high ground to a drug dealing prostitute.

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00:13

Moment of Zen - OSU Marching Band
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The Ohio State University marching band spells out "The Daily Show" on the football field.
11/02/2006
04:20

Midwest Midterm Midtacular - E-Voting Pt. 2
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Introducing three new voting machine models: ES&S Model 100 optical voting system, Diebold Accuvote TSX direct record touch screen and Diebold Accuclaw -- which is a claw.
11/02/2006
05:12

Borat Sagdiyev
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Borat explains that Kazakhstan leaders are not elected by votes, but by seeing who can suspend the heaviest weight from his testes satchel
11/02/2006
02:27

Midwest Midterm Midtacular - E-Voting Pt. 1
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Computerized ballots can get thrown off when you use a nickname and a last name, which is why this show was briefly known as The Daily Show with Jon S. Spanky.
11/02/2006
00:08

Moment of Zen - Let Me Clear My Throat
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Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein clears his throat.
11/06/2006
01:07

Daily/Colbert - Their Powers Combined
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Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report.
11/06/2006
02:48

Daily Show Rock! - Mid-Term Elections
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Mid-term elections are not quite presidential, they're much, much less essential but they're kind of influential in their way.
11/06/2006
01:14

Mess O'Potamia - Autocratic Asphyxiation
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The problem that Americans have in Iraq is that they can't tell who is happy and who is mad.
11/06/2006
07:00

Jerry Seinfeld
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Jerry Seinfeld turned computer animation on its head by using live action.
11/06/2006
02:13

Hang Time
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To avoid hanging, Saddam Hussein will have to guess a really hard word.
11/06/2006
05:34

Headlines - From Top to Bottom
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If you are the head of a gay-hating organization and you are having a gay affair, why not go nuts?
11/06/2006
03:14

Robert Wexler & Eleanor Holmes Norton
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Stephen Colbert attempts to get a point of view from both a Republican and Democrat even though there are no Republicans around.
11/07/2006
01:31

Intro - Midterm Midtacular
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Jon Stewart introduces the live hour-long The Daily Show/Colbert Report coverage of the midterm elections.
11/07/2006
05:52

Election Results - Dan Rather
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Jon Stewart takes a look at midterm election results and discusses further insight into the races with Dan Rather.
11/07/2006
01:52

Entrance Poll
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Wanting to get election results faster than everyone else, The Daily Show correspondents use a new technique: the entrance poll.
11/07/2006
04:17

Daily/Colbert - "Maps" Check-in
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Jon Stewart checks in with Stephen Colbert to see what there is to look forward to in this combined live show.
11/07/2006
02:40

Embodiment of America
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Stephen Colbert shows that he is the embodiment of America by tallying election results on his physical body.
11/07/2006
01:50

Election Results - Florida, Pennsylvania
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The Florida election was a deflating loss for Katherine Harris, and Rick Santorum has been raptured to a better place.
11/07/2006
03:06

Voting Irregularity
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Samantha Bee shows how using vending machines to vote could fix all the voting irregularities occurring from incompetent machinery.
11/07/2006
01:58

Cake
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Stephen Colbert has two cakes made depending on the midterm election results.
11/07/2006
04:16

Midterm Midtacular - Report Mode
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In an attempt to prove the show is live, Stephen Colbert sexually harasses his intern and calls Warren Beatty on the telephone.
11/07/2006
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