The Colbert Report
Intro - 9/11/06
Season 2 E 111 • 09/11/2006
Stephen is excited that the new television miniseries based on 9/11 isn't just some rip-off of "Lost."
The Word - Bad BoysThe Colbert ReportS2 E110
If your guy's talking about killing another woman's husband, he's just not that fanatical about you.
Janna LevinThe Colbert ReportS2 E110
Stephen stumps Janna Levin -- a theoretical physicist -- by asking her the hardest question in the world.
Green Screen Challenge - Socialized MedicineThe Colbert ReportS2 E110
In the latest Green Screen Challenge entry, Stephen fights a space monster that clearly represents socialized medicine.
Fart JokesThe Colbert ReportS2 E110
Everybody laughs at fart jokes, brilliant people included.
Intro - 8/24/06The Colbert ReportS2 E110
A tell-all from Osama bin 'Laden's former mistress, more Green Screen Challenge and novelist Janna Levin in the studio tonight.
The Word - ShallThe Colbert ReportS2 E111
Stephen explains that "will" is a week, Democratic term, while "shall" is a stronger, godlier and more Republican term.
Manilow's EmmyThe Colbert ReportS2 E111
Upon reflection over vacation, Stephen is glad he didn't win an Emmy award since his balloons would pop on its wings.
The Path to 9/11The Colbert ReportS2 E111
The fifth anniversary of 9/11 is a time for the nation to reflect, come together and watch TV.
Martin ShortThe Colbert ReportS2 E111
Stephen asks Martin Short what it's like to interview guests in character.
Sign Off - Lullaby ClapThe Colbert ReportS2 E111
As not to infringe on any copywritten lullabies, Stephen claps one instead of singing it.
Intro - 9/11/06The Colbert ReportS2 E111
In this episode, Stephen discusses George Allen's possible plagiarism of an amendment, the new ABC miniseries based on 9/11 and interviews comedian Martin Short.
Toby KeithThe Colbert ReportS2 E112
American hero Toby Keith talks about his new movie and smoking weed with Willie Nelson.
Green Screen Challenge - EntryThe Colbert ReportS2 E112
Stephen talks about a recent entry to the green screen challenge and explains how you can enter, too.
Sign Off - Special EpisodeThe Colbert ReportS2 E112
Tomorrow will be a special Colbert Report -- just like all of them.
The Word - Missed OpportunityThe Colbert ReportS2 E112
To keep the American people scared, Stephen suggests taking the 14 captured terrorists on a personal appearance tour: Monsters of Terror '06.
Intro - 9/12/06The Colbert ReportS2 E112
President Bush can't seem to open a door without an explosion and a Jedi Stephen.
Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 3rd - Richard SextonThe Colbert ReportS2 E112
Stephen meets with Democratic challenger Richard Sexton and helps him plan for the congratulatory phone call to his opponent when he loses.
Formidable Opponent - Iraq WithdrawalThe Colbert ReportS2 E113
We have to wait for the cake of a democratic Middle East to rise. If you pull it out of the oven too soon, the cake will fall.
Sign Off - CigarettesThe Colbert ReportS2 E113
What other industry would give us more of what we crave for free, and keep it a secret?
Ken JenningsThe Colbert ReportS2 E113
"Brainiac" author and "Jeopardy" champ Ken Jennings tells Stephen what it's like knowing things no one else cares about.
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