The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Beat the Press Pt. 1
Season 8 • 07/31/2003
President Bush holds his ninth solo press conference.
C'mon Please?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
While trying to bore himself to sleep, Jon witnesses the horrifying effects the Bush Administration has had on Congress.
Bee - Terrorism Botch ListThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
In the melting pot of blondes, brunettes and dirty blondes that is Sioux Falls, South Dakota, a sleeper cell lurks.
Back in Black - Pretend ForgivenessThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Now that Kobe spent $4 million on a ring for his wife, what's an average, middle-class John Q. Adulterer supposed to do?
28 Pages LaterThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
All Saudi's are innocent until proven Jewish... female... foreign.
Moment of Zen - Security Fence FlyoverThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Take a look at the security fence separating Israel from the West Bank.
Alyson HanniganThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon's people were chased out of Russia by Alyson Hannigan's fiance's people.
Moment of Zen - Bush Press ConferenceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush has trouble remembering an Al Qaeda leader's name.
Cheney ReactionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Neighborhood harpies don't like the explosions happening at Dick Cheney's house.
Soledad O'BrienThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Soledad O'Brien doesn't know if Saddam Hussein's daughters are hot.
Headlines - Beat the Press Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush blames a TV network for poor consumer confidence.
Headlines - Beat the Press Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President George W. Bush has a solo press conference in the White House's rose garden.
Denis Leary Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Denis Leary discusses his self-produced roast and his new movie about dentists.
Moment of Zen - World's Largest Hershey's KissThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
An announcer presents the world's largest rich dark Hershey's Kiss to a crowd of spectators.
Intro - GigliThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon Stewart is in a bad mood tonight because of the retarded guy in "Gigli."
Headlines - California Here I RunThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Two hundred would-be governors register for California's recall election, including oddballs Arnold Schwarzenegger and Larry Flynt.
State of AffairsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Rob Corddry meets a West Virginia gubernatorial candidate with soft hands.
Denis Leary Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Denis Leary tells Jon about his obliging sister, the dentist.
Kobe Bryant's Teen Choice AwardThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon assumes they tabulated the votes for the Teen Choice Award before the rape thing.
Operation Victory BountyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Now that Uday and Kusay have been interred in the family plot, the hunt continues for the most wanted block off which the two men were chipped.
The Search for SaddamThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Accordingly, the Defense Department advises troops to look for Saddam on front porch swings, drinking lemonade, and distributing Werther's Originals to children.
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