The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
And You Can Quote Me
Season 4 E 23 • 08/18/1999
Senator Bennett reveals the only possible way George W. will not be a nominee.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E22Headlines - Alexander the Marginal
Lamar Alexander drops out of the presidential race after six years on the campaign trail.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E23Vance DeGeneres Reports - A Fine Shrine
One Philadelphia native has gone unrecognized for far too long -- The Three Stooges' Larry Fine deserves a shrine.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E23Moment of Zen - Airplane Catches Fire
And airplane burns on the tarmac and catches fire.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E23Headlines - Planet Red
Alaweed bin Talal and Ong Beng Seng agree to provide a $30 million cash infusion to Planet Hollywood -- now filing for bankruptcy -- if the restaurant is re-named after them.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E23Intro - 100% Baby Seal Fur Free
Though Jon's ass is still made entirely of Styrofoam, this episode of The Daily Show is 100% baby seal fur-free.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E23Headlines - La Vida Coca
FBI agents break up a massive drug ring that did not discriminate in its dealings with other drug organizations.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E23Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker reveals that while men may express some hostility toward her show, women are compelled to confess to her the most intimate details of their lives.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E23Other News - The Feminine Mistake
Boston College professor and respected radical feminist, Mary Daly, has been forced into retirement after losing a 20-year battle over admitting men into her class.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E23Back in Black - Iowa Straw Poll
While the U.S. obsesses over the Iowa Straw Poll, China finally brings prophylactics to the people, and Peru holds a fierce breast-feeding competition.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E23Headlines - Flash Holes
Prosecutors announce it cannot be proven if the paparazzi chasing Princess Diana caused her fatal crash, and recommend charges against them be dropped.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E23And You Can Quote Me
Senator Bennett reveals the only possible way George W. Bush will not be nominated involves either a black woman or a bus.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E24Headlines - Arch Enemy
Imelda Marcos opens a shoe museum replete with a point and lick exhibit.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E24Other News - Mississippi Masada
A Jewish eleventh grader in Mississippi is forced to remove the Star of David, for fear it may be construed as a gang symbol.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E24Moment of Zen - Shoe Museum
The shoe museum that bought Imelda Marcos's shoes displays giant shoes on its roof.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E24Toe Jamming
Mo Rocca travels to Boulder, Colorado where a barefoot violinist is letting beings come up through his feet.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E24French Stewart
French Stewart tells tales of debauchery, from bringing his wife to the Playboy mansion to giving her beads at Mardi Gras.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E24This Just In - Freeberg
A recently dislodged iceberg raises concerns about climate change.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E24Second Opinion - Alternative Medicine
Paul Michael Mercurio suggests economical alternatives to alternative medicine, including naps and some self-recorded relaxation music.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E24Headlines - Triumph of the Nil
The first soccer match between Yugoslavia and Croatia in nine years makes Jon flash back to that game, courtesy of Buffalo Springfield.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E25Moment of Zen - Dough Belly
A jiggly belly is played with.
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