The Colbert Report
The Word - Opposite Day
Season 2 • 07/25/2006
President Bush should use his unpopularity to get what he wants.
Celebrating America's Kick-AssednessThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen can't start the show without cheering for all of America's recent victories.
Intro - 7/24/06The Colbert ReportS2
Tonight, Ralph Reed loses an election, Howell Raines talks about fly-fishing and Stephen wants more religion in public schools.
Sign Off - ProudThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen Colbert is proud of his work tonight and looks forward to tomorrow.
Howell RainesThe Colbert ReportS2
Author and former editor of The New York Times, Howell Raines discusses the fishing adventure on which his book is based.
Sign Off - Food for ThoughtThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen looks back on what he's learned tonight.
All Red StatesThe Colbert ReportS2
According to a map in The USA Today, all the states are finally red states.
Morning ShowsThe Colbert ReportS2
After being negatively depicted on network morning shows, Stephen rebuts.
Formidable Opponent - Stem Cell ResearchThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen attempts to explain to Stephen the similarities between stem cell research and Dracula.
William DonohueThe Colbert ReportS2
Executive director of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, William Donohue discusses Hollywood and anti-Catholicism.
Intro - 7/25/06The Colbert ReportS2
In this episode, a defiant Arnold Schwarzenegger, the vetoing of a stem cell research bill and a visit with Catholic League executive director William Donohue.
The Word - Opposite DayThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen advises President George W. Bush to do the opposite of what he wants to get what he wants.
Neal KatyalThe Colbert ReportS2
Attorney Neal Katyal shows his love for this country by defending Guantanamo Bay detainees before the Supreme Court.
Intro - 7/26/06The Colbert ReportS2
In this episode, the Iraqi Prime Minister addresses Congress, how to survive a blackout and a visit from Neal Katyal, who defended Gitmo detainees before the Supreme Court.
Rescue Stephen Jr.The Colbert ReportS2
After seeing horrific video footage, Stephen puts together a crack commando squad to rescue his eagle son, Stephen Jr.
The Word - DemocrazyThe Colbert ReportS2
For fear that Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki is too crazy, Stephen suggests maybe we bring back Saddam Hussein.
Stephen's Family TreeThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen agrees with columnist John Stossel that it's perfectly okay to marry your cousins.
Sign Off - Super Hero StampsThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is outraged the U.S. Postal Service didn't put Captain America on one of their superhero stamps.
Stephen's Sound Advice - BlackoutsThe Colbert ReportS2
Arming yourself and getting it on will help protect your plasma screen TV during a blackout.
Intro - 7/27/06The Colbert ReportS2
In this episode, John Bolton fighting for his job, a profile of Eleanor Holmes Norton and a visit from Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada.
Joe QuesadaThe Colbert ReportS2
Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada discusses a new series of comics entitled Civil War, which combines superheroes with today's government.
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