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Sign Off - Aloha, Idaho
Season 5 • 06/17/2009
Stephen singles out a state and says aloha to Idaho.
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The Colbert Report
S5
Teh-Runoff - Karim Sadjadpour
Karim Sadjadpour believes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sees his victory as a gift from God and Ayatollah Khomeini.
06/16/2009
00:32
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 6/16/09
According to polls, 120% say the Iranian election wasn't rigged, and Jim Rogers wants to reduce Duke Energy's carbon footprint.
06/16/2009
00:04
The Colbert Report
S5
Goodnight
That's it for The Report, everybody.
06/16/2009
03:27
The Colbert Report
S5
Teh-Runoff
Mir Hossein Mousavi could be the Martin Luther King of Iran -- or possibly the Vidal Sassoon.
06/16/2009
02:06
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S5
Stephen's Positive Obama Coverage
Stephen proves he's fair and balanced by giving favorable news coverage of Barack Obama killing a fly.
06/17/2009
00:37
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 6/17/09
Sonia Sotomayor belongs to an exclusive women's-only club, and Joshua Micah Marshall won't be doing the pointing and talking.
06/17/2009
05:28
The Colbert Report
S5
The Word - Bohemian Grove
A man has never asked to be considered for membership in Sonia Sotomayor's women's-only club -- until now.
06/17/2009
03:16
The Colbert Report
S5
Alpha Dog of the Week - Silvio Berlusconi
Silvio Berlusconi really shows his doggie bag by asking his wife to apologize for the negative media attention over his affair with an 18-year-old.
06/17/2009
01:55
The Colbert Report
S5
Murder in the White House - Fly Widow Interview
Stephen interviews the wife and 93 children of the fly that President Obama killed.
06/17/2009
06:03
The Colbert Report
S5
Joshua Micah Marshall
Joshua Micah Marshall describes the Talking Points Memo blog as a hybrid of collaborative reader reporting and traditional reporting.
06/17/2009
00:18
The Colbert Report
S5
Sign Off - Aloha, Idaho
Stephen likes to single out a state at the end of the show, so tonight he says aloha to Idaho.
06/17/2009
04:52
The Colbert Report
S5
ThreatDown - Uighurs & Donald H. Crosby
Uighurs should stop having so much fun, and Donald H. Crosby wants to know who the hell Stephen Colbert is.
06/18/2009
05:25
The Colbert Report
S5
Bears & Balls - Tobacco, Project Natal & Graveyard Bids
President Obama outlaws flavored cigarettes, Microsoft introduces Project Natal, and a graveyard accepts bids.
06/18/2009
00:30
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 6/18/09
Someone finally agrees to accept Gitmo detainees, and Stephen nails poet Paul Muldoon.
06/18/2009
04:55
The Colbert Report
S5
Paul Muldoon
Paul Muldoon and Stephen recite "Tea" together to help it become the number one poem in America.
06/18/2009
00:14
The Colbert Report
S5
Sign Off - Law & Order Preview
Stephen thanks Jeff Goldblum for stopping by and reveals a little preview of "Law & Order: Criminal Intent."
06/18/2009
03:52
The Colbert Report
S5
Murder in the White House - Jeff Goldblum
Jeff Goldblum demands an apology from Barack Obama for his brutal act of violence against a fly.
06/18/2009
00:18
The Colbert Report
S5
Sign Off - Stephen Suffers, Too
Once the audience leaves, Stephen waits in the chair till the next show starts.
06/22/2009
00:24
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 6/22/09
Stephen suggests punching randomly until we find the enemy among us, and Simon Schama writes a history of the future of America.
06/22/2009
02:03
The Colbert Report
S5
The Smell of Freedom - Jeff Goldblum
Jeff Goldblum stands up for Zicam because nobody can take away the sweet smell of freedom.
06/22/2009
06:45
The Colbert Report
S5
Simon Schama
Simon Schama admits that out of all the countries' histories he's covered, the United States has the greatest.
06/22/2009
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