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New York City For Sale

Season 8 • 09/25/2003

New York City is facing a $2 billion deficit, so we're actively seeking handouts.

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What Else You Got?
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In New York City they see the President of the United States and ask, "What else you got?"
09/24/2003
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01:17

Democracy Baby
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Don't be sad democracy, Jon knows it hurts your heart when he be using out-moded electoral equipment and disenfranchising people and whatnot, but he's doing it for you.
09/24/2003
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Ben Stiller
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Ben Stiller's daughter is the most special child on the earth.
09/24/2003
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Take Two Tablets...
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An Alabama chief justice could distribute the Eucharist to the jury, and he still wouldn't be establishing a religion.
09/24/2003
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Punch Cards
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The inherent paradox of Governor Gray Davis is that he's right, but he's also a dick.
09/24/2003
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Jonah Goldberg
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Jonah Goldberg points out that Democratic candidate Wesley Clark only has the suit with the nice ribbons on it.
09/25/2003
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The Debate
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Arnold Schwarzenegger thinks that Lt. Gov. Cruz Bustamante needs to go to an "addiction place."
09/25/2003
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Moment of Zen - This is Not Comedy Central
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Moderator Stan Statham at the California governor debate swears that this is not Comedy Central.
09/25/2003
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00:55

Democratic Debate Wait
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The Daily Show will present full Democratic debate coverage... by October.
09/25/2003
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02:17

The Game Show Debate
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As the front runners were busy shooting their mouths off with cheap personal attacks, the Game Show Network upheld the public trust by hosting its own debate.
09/25/2003
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03:41

New York City For Sale
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Bill Gates' foundation will give the NYC public school system $51 million, which takes care of the metal detectors. Now all the kids need are books.
09/25/2003
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05:23

Jack Black
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Jack Black loves the rock, doesn't want to fumble the rock, needs to bring the rock to the kids and save the children.
09/29/2003
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04:36

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Democratic Debate
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Create jobs, build jobs, grow jobs -- the Democrats have a lot of synonyms for what they're going to do to jobs.
09/29/2003
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03:45

Stephen Colbert's Interviews I Could Get - Reverend Al Sharpton
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Since Stephen Colbert can't make it to the debate, he and Reverend Al Sharpton take care of the post-debate analysis ahead of time.
09/29/2003
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Intro - Jewish New Year
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Jon is a little tired and bedraggled from his Jewish New Year celebration.
09/29/2003
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04:25

Debate and Switch
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Very funny, Brian Williams, but Rob Corddry will see who has the last laugh, bitch.
09/29/2003
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Moment of Zen - Democratic Debate 2004
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All 10 Democratic presidential candidates get cut off by the time-over bell.
09/29/2003
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01:02

The Colbert Report
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On the Colbert Report, the usual labels don't apply -- what matters is you're wrong.
09/30/2003
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07:41

Joe Scarborough
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Joe Scarborough would like to see the mainstream media talk more about the positive stories that are coming out of Iraq.
09/30/2003
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00:15

Good Night
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Tomorrow night: new show, new audience.
09/30/2003
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Mess O'Potamia - Weapons Cache
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Yes, we did it -- we found the weapons of some minor destruction!
09/30/2003
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