The Colbert Report
Murder in the White House - Fly Widow Interview
Season 5 • 06/17/2009
Stephen remembers the patriotic fly that President Obama murdered.
The Colbert ReportS5 Teh-Runoff - Karim Sadjadpour
Karim Sadjadpour believes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sees his victory as a gift from God and Ayatollah Khomeini.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 6/16/09
According to polls, 120% say the Iranian election wasn't rigged, and Jim Rogers wants to reduce Duke Energy's carbon footprint.
The Colbert ReportS5 Teh-Runoff
Mir Hossein Mousavi could be the Martin Luther King of Iran -- or possibly the Vidal Sassoon.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Positive Obama Coverage
Stephen proves he's fair and balanced by giving favorable news coverage of Barack Obama killing a fly.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 6/17/09
Sonia Sotomayor belongs to an exclusive women's-only club, and Joshua Micah Marshall won't be doing the pointing and talking.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Bohemian Grove
A man has never asked to be considered for membership in Sonia Sotomayor's women's-only club -- until now.
The Colbert ReportS5 Alpha Dog of the Week - Silvio Berlusconi
Silvio Berlusconi really shows his doggie bag by asking his wife to apologize for the negative media attention over his affair with an 18-year-old.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Aloha, Idaho
Stephen likes to single out a state at the end of the show, so tonight he says aloha to Idaho.
The Colbert ReportS5 Joshua Micah Marshall
Joshua Micah Marshall describes the Talking Points Memo blog as a hybrid of collaborative reader reporting and traditional reporting.
The Colbert ReportS5 Murder in the White House - Fly Widow Interview
Stephen interviews the wife and 93 children of the fly that President Obama killed.
The Colbert ReportS5 ThreatDown - Uighurs & Donald H. Crosby
Uighurs should stop having so much fun, and Donald H. Crosby wants to know who the hell Stephen Colbert is.
The Colbert ReportS5 Bears & Balls - Tobacco, Project Natal & Graveyard Bids
President Obama outlaws flavored cigarettes, Microsoft introduces Project Natal, and a graveyard accepts bids.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 6/18/09
Someone finally agrees to accept Gitmo detainees, and Stephen nails poet Paul Muldoon.
The Colbert ReportS5 Paul Muldoon
Paul Muldoon and Stephen recite "Tea" together to help it become the number one poem in America.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Law & Order Preview
Stephen thanks Jeff Goldblum for stopping by and reveals a little preview of "Law & Order: Criminal Intent."
The Colbert ReportS5 Murder in the White House - Jeff Goldblum
Jeff Goldblum demands an apology from Barack Obama for his brutal act of violence against a fly.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Stephen Suffers, Too
Once the audience leaves, Stephen waits in the chair till the next show starts.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 6/22/09
Stephen suggests punching randomly until we find the enemy among us, and Simon Schama writes a history of the future of America.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Smell of Freedom - Jeff Goldblum
Jeff Goldblum stands up for Zicam because nobody can take away the sweet smell of freedom.
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