The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - Welcome Neighbors

Season 5 • 12/04/2000

George W. Bush meets his neighbors at the Bush Ranch.

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03:19

Supreme Court 2000
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Steve Carell replaces the actual justices of the Supreme Court with judges from various TV shows.
11/30/2000
02:59

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - The Grinch Test
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Frank DeCaro critiques the movie "The Grinch" and offers some insightful ways to make it better. Test
11/30/2000
03:01

Headlines - David Blaine - Attention Scarved
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Magician David Blaine is encased in a six-ton block of ice for 62 hours for an ABC special.
11/30/2000
01:48

Health Watch - Heart Attack Prevention
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Sex with someone else three times a week may prevent heart attack and stroke.
12/04/2000
04:55

Fat Pigs
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People see pigs as bacon, pork chops and ham, but most fail to see the precious soul inside.
12/04/2000
04:00

Indecision 2000 - Spin, Lose or Draw
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Trent Lott reminds Bush of his blood oath to the extreme right, signed using his jaunty quill pen.
12/04/2000
00:28

Preview - 12/5/00
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Stephen Colbert's breaks down the intricacies of the stock market on tomorrow's show.
12/04/2000
04:30

Thomas Gibson
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Thomas Gibson's 16-month-old son has been just about everywhere, and Jon wants his frequent flier miles.
12/04/2000
01:54

Indecision 2000 - Laws and Such
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With legal decisions in the Florida recount coming fast and furious, Vance DeGeneres and Mo Rocca attempt to clarify exactly what's going on.
12/04/2000
01:16

Intro - Article Two
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Interpreting Article Two of the Constitution makes Jon really bored.
12/04/2000
00:14

Moment of Zen - Welcome Neighbors
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George W. Bush and Dick Cheney receive a visit from Dennis Hastert and Trent Lott at the Bush Ranch.
12/04/2000
01:01

Recap - Cheney And Mad Cow
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Jon Stewart recaps the top stories of the night and previews tomorrow's show.
12/05/2000
02:30

Ad Nauseam - Vagina Vagina Vagina
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The ingredients of feminine hygiene products don't get more pure than octoxynol 9 and sodium benzoate.
12/05/2000
04:54

Faith Ford
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Faith Ford discusses the difference between working with Norm MacDonald and Candice Bergen.
12/05/2000
02:45

Indecision 2000 - Spin, Lose Or Draw
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Al Gore is running out of ways to lose.
12/05/2000
02:07

Cheney Health
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Republican spin doctors are asking the public to consider Dick Cheney's hard trouble within the context of his other organs.
12/05/2000
01:57

Indecision 2000 - Heart Event
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Doctor's unclogged one of Dick Cheney's arteries that was 90% blocked and only allowed 10% of hate to course through it.
12/05/2000
01:00

Intro - Joke Elves
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Jon Stewart catches the joke elves in the studio having a sex party.
12/05/2000
00:12

Moment of Zen - Fighting Weight
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Dick Cheney hasn't hit his fighting weight yet.
12/05/2000
02:18

This Just In - Haute Beef Injunction
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Blood sausage may be rendered unappetizing as mad cow disease spreads across Europe.
12/05/2000
01:02

Intro - Beating up Santa
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Jon beats the crap out of a Santa on the street ringing a bell.
12/06/2000
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