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Sign Off - Welcome Baby Gwinn!

Season 8 • 05/31/2012

Stephen welcomes the newest member of Colbert Nation: Oliver Campbell Gwinn.

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Charlize Theron

Actress Charlize Theron discusses fairy tales, beauty, and Stephen's prizewinning switch from handsome man to hot woman.
05/29/2012
00:29

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Intro - 5/30/12

The U.N. makes a shocking announcement, Alan Alda gives scientists an easy task, and Facebook stock continues to fall.
05/30/2012
03:44

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Mexico's Drug & Potato Chip Wars

Mexico's Knights Templar cartel sets fire to PepsiCo warehouses, making enemies of the most powerful American names in chip trafficking.
05/30/2012
06:09

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Alan Alda

Actor Alan Alda discusses good business models, the World Science Festival and his international Flame Challenge.
05/30/2012
00:11

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Sign Off - Stephen's Matchbox

Stephen strikes a match and inspects the flame.
05/30/2012
04:21

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Buy Best-Selling "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)"

Stephen's clearly nonfiction book about a talking, soul-searching pole hits two best-selling lists, while Bill O'Reilly's book lags behind.
05/31/2012
02:02

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Barack Obama's Righteous Drone Strikes

The government takes out Al Qaeda's "number two," and Barack Obama finds an alternative to shutting down Guantanamo Bay.
05/31/2012
03:31

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The Word - Two Birds With One Drone

The Obama administration reasons that anyone in a strike zone is likely Al Qaeda, so no one has to feel guilty about civilian casualties.
05/31/2012
05:47

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Jack Hitt

Author Jack Hitt explores America's self-made history, job creators and the cyclical nature of amateurism.
05/31/2012
03:55

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Michael Bloomberg's Super-Sized Soda Scheme

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg plans to ban super-sized sodas, even though America hasn't achieved type-3 diabetes yet.
05/31/2012
00:51

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Sign Off - Welcome Baby Gwinn!

Stephen suspects that one of his writers has broken the strict, company abstinence pledge.
05/31/2012
05:22

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The Word - Sink or Swim

Scientists predict an economy-destroying, 39-inch sea level rise, but North Carolina drafts a law to make it eight inches.
06/04/2012
04:58

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Better Know a District - Represent-O-Map 6000 & Georgia's 5th

Nancy Pelosi and the Represent-O-Map 6000 boost representative bookings, and Stephen profiles Georgia's 5th congressional district.
06/04/2012
03:38

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Juvenile Speeches from Congress & President Sparkle-Talk

America's leaders speak the high school language of "angry glares at the dinner table," while Barack Obama talks like an eighth-grader.
06/04/2012
06:43

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John Lewis

Congressman John Lewis recalls the 1965 Selma-to-Montgomery March, America's segregation and his mentor Martin Luther King, Jr.
06/04/2012
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
06/04/2012
04:12

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CDC Zombie Apocalypse Statement

Zombie-like attacks suggest a growing urban trend, but America's top emergency doctors declare that zombies do not exist.
06/05/2012
06:50

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Tip/Wag - Japanese Diet Goggles, U.S. Sperm Exports & Taxidermied Toys

Japanese diet glasses reduce Oreo intake, America is the gold standard of sperm, and Dutch artist Bart Jansen converts his dead cat into a model helicopter.
06/05/2012
00:35

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Intro - 6/5/12

The U.S. reveals its latest export, traditional marriage faces assault, and Second Lady Dr. Jill Biden talks about her children's book.
06/05/2012
03:40

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Self-Marriage Problems

A North Dakota woman marries herself, and Stephen envisions all the societal pressure once self-marriage becomes the norm.
06/05/2012
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
06/05/2012
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