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Sign Off - Welcome Baby Gwinn!
Season 8 • 05/31/2012
Stephen welcomes the newest member of Colbert Nation: Oliver Campbell Gwinn.
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05:45
The Colbert Report
S8
Charlize Theron
Actress Charlize Theron discusses fairy tales, beauty, and Stephen's prizewinning switch from handsome man to hot woman.
05/29/2012
00:29
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 5/30/12
The U.N. makes a shocking announcement, Alan Alda gives scientists an easy task, and Facebook stock continues to fall.
05/30/2012
03:44
The Colbert Report
S8
Mexico's Drug & Potato Chip Wars
Mexico's Knights Templar cartel sets fire to PepsiCo warehouses, making enemies of the most powerful American names in chip trafficking.
05/30/2012
06:09
The Colbert Report
S8
Alan Alda
Actor Alan Alda discusses good business models, the World Science Festival and his international Flame Challenge.
05/30/2012
00:11
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Stephen's Matchbox
Stephen strikes a match and inspects the flame.
05/30/2012
04:21
The Colbert Report
S8
Buy Best-Selling "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)"
Stephen's clearly nonfiction book about a talking, soul-searching pole hits two best-selling lists, while Bill O'Reilly's book lags behind.
05/31/2012
02:02
The Colbert Report
S8
Barack Obama's Righteous Drone Strikes
The government takes out Al Qaeda's "number two," and Barack Obama finds an alternative to shutting down Guantanamo Bay.
05/31/2012
03:31
The Colbert Report
S8
The Word - Two Birds With One Drone
The Obama administration reasons that anyone in a strike zone is likely Al Qaeda, so no one has to feel guilty about civilian casualties.
05/31/2012
05:47
The Colbert Report
S8
Jack Hitt
Author Jack Hitt explores America's self-made history, job creators and the cyclical nature of amateurism.
05/31/2012
03:55
The Colbert Report
S8
Michael Bloomberg's Super-Sized Soda Scheme
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg plans to ban super-sized sodas, even though America hasn't achieved type-3 diabetes yet.
05/31/2012
00:51
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S8
Sign Off - Welcome Baby Gwinn!
Stephen suspects that one of his writers has broken the strict, company abstinence pledge.
05/31/2012
05:22
The Colbert Report
S8
The Word - Sink or Swim
Scientists predict an economy-destroying, 39-inch sea level rise, but North Carolina drafts a law to make it eight inches.
06/04/2012
04:58
The Colbert Report
S8
Better Know a District - Represent-O-Map 6000 & Georgia's 5th
Nancy Pelosi and the Represent-O-Map 6000 boost representative bookings, and Stephen profiles Georgia's 5th congressional district.
06/04/2012
03:38
The Colbert Report
S8
Juvenile Speeches from Congress & President Sparkle-Talk
America's leaders speak the high school language of "angry glares at the dinner table," while Barack Obama talks like an eighth-grader.
06/04/2012
06:43
The Colbert Report
S8
John Lewis
Congressman John Lewis recalls the 1965 Selma-to-Montgomery March, America's segregation and his mentor Martin Luther King, Jr.
06/04/2012
00:06
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
06/04/2012
04:12
The Colbert Report
S8
CDC Zombie Apocalypse Statement
Zombie-like attacks suggest a growing urban trend, but America's top emergency doctors declare that zombies do not exist.
06/05/2012
06:50
The Colbert Report
S8
Tip/Wag - Japanese Diet Goggles, U.S. Sperm Exports & Taxidermied Toys
Japanese diet glasses reduce Oreo intake, America is the gold standard of sperm, and Dutch artist Bart Jansen converts his dead cat into a model helicopter.
06/05/2012
00:35
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 6/5/12
The U.S. reveals its latest export, traditional marriage faces assault, and Second Lady Dr. Jill Biden talks about her children's book.
06/05/2012
03:40
The Colbert Report
S8
Self-Marriage Problems
A North Dakota woman marries herself, and Stephen envisions all the societal pressure once self-marriage becomes the norm.
06/05/2012
00:06
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
06/05/2012
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