The Colbert Report

Intro - 4/23/07

Season 3 • 04/23/2007

Conservatives want a fresh new face -- as long as it looks just like the old face.

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Hyperbole-Off

Stephen may have lost the Meta-Free-Phor-All to Sean Penn, but he will not lose his upcoming Hyperbole-Off to George Clooney.
04/19/2007
02:34

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God's Pet Chimp

Human DNA has stopped evolving because God got us right the first time when he intelligently designed us.
04/19/2007
08:27

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Meta-Free-Phor-All: Shall I Nail Thee to a Summer's Day?

Stephen has a metaphor for Sean Penn: Sean Penn is a big mean jerk, and Stephen hates him.
04/19/2007
02:59

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The Word - $400 Haircut

Sure, John Edwards grew up poor, but if he really cared about the poor, he would have stayed poor.
04/19/2007
02:08

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Stephanie's Winning!

Stephen's adopted turtle, Stephanie Colbertle, is leading the Great Turtle Race, while two other lady turtles hang back at the nesting grounds, listening to Melissa Etheridge.
04/23/2007
00:42

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Gonzales Forgot

Alberto Gonzales said 71 times that he couldn't remember details on the U.S. attorney firings, but he only remembers saying it once.
04/23/2007
04:51

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ThreatDown - MySpace

It's bad enough that MySpace exposes our teens to child predators, now they're corrupting our youth with journalism.
04/23/2007
04:58

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Mike Huckabee - Running Mate Bid

Mike Huckabee and Stephen talk about plastic fruit and rowing in paddleboats in Central Park.
04/23/2007
00:11

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Colbert Nation Online Discussion Group

Stephen speaks to those interested in joining a Colbert Nation discussion group.
04/23/2007
05:45

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Russell Simmons

Russell Simmons talks about Oprah, diamonds and the secret to success.
04/23/2007
00:30

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Intro - 4/23/07

Conservatives want a fresh new face, Sheryl Crow confronts Karl Rove and Def Jam's Russell Simmons sits down with Stephen.
04/23/2007
03:22

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D.C. Voting Rights - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Stephen tells Eleanor Holmes Norton that this is the United States of America, not the United Districts of Columbia of America.
04/24/2007
03:18

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The Word - Act Globally

According to the head of the EPA, George W. Bush is making major progress -- there is a 4/10ths of one percent reduction in the increase of greenhouse gasses.
04/24/2007
02:48

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60% Good News

When Stephen watches "Fox & Friends," he feels like he's watching a Disney movie about the news.
04/24/2007
06:32

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Dr. Andrew Weil

Dr. Andrew Weil tells Stephen that it's possible to channel his rage in a useful way and that he finds Dr. House to be too cynical.
04/24/2007
00:55

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Bye-Bye to Boris

Russia's first democratically elected President, Boris Yeltsin, has passed away and the New York Post has paid tribute with their usual class and sensitivity.
04/24/2007
01:12

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Sign Off - Captain Lead

Stephen reminisces about his favorite childhood toys: Captain Lead, General Light Socket, Admiral Dry Cleaning Bag, Lieutenant Fluffy -- and his wad of asbestos.
04/24/2007
00:32

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Intro - 4/24/07

Stephen discusses President Bush's fight against global warming and the two seats being considered for Congress, and sits down with new age medical guru Dr. Andrew Weil.
04/24/2007
01:35

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Alpha Dog of the Week - Uncle Ben

After 61 years, Uncle Ben is now not only spokesman of his products but CEO of the company.
04/24/2007
01:18

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New Issue of GQ

Stephen expects the new issue of GQ with him on the cover to be the most popular issue they've ever had.
04/25/2007
04:52

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Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - Prayer

People don't develop special powers, they pray for them. The only reason Superman can fly is because Jesus is carrying him.
04/25/2007
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