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Daily/Colbert - Pull-Squint

Season 10 • 11/03/2005

Stephen Colbert mourns his fellow myopic, Aaron Brown.

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02:00

Headlines - Quiet Riot
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The Democrats don't have any convictions; the Republicans, on the other hand, will have plenty of convictions.
11/02/2005
00:05

Moment of Zen - Closed Session
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The first session of the 109th Congress is a closed session.
11/02/2005
04:58

Grand Heft Auto
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Rob Corddry would ride a bike if they built one bigger and faster, with a motor on it -- like a motorbycle.
11/02/2005
02:18

Headlines - Sorry We're Closed
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Last night on the U.S. Senate floor, there was a strange sighting of freshly grown donkey testicles.
11/02/2005
00:21

An Irish Toast
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The Daily Show wishes you and yours a large living space in explaining the origins of an old Irish toast.
11/03/2005
06:39

Robert Ray
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Robert Ray analyzes how far up in the Bush administration the Valerie Plame leak goes and how we'll all be dead by the time the trial is done.
11/03/2005
04:21

Healthscare
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Rob Corddry investigates the coming avian flu pandemic and how terrified we should be of the lethal, deadly, fatal disease.
11/03/2005
05:01

Mass. Hysteria
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Ed Helms travels to Massachusetts to see how far the state has fallen since they legalized gay marriage.
11/03/2005
00:08

Moment of Zen - Avian Flu
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A decontamination team practices quarantining chickens afflicted with bird flu.
11/03/2005
03:24

Flu Fighters
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President Bush warns against the avian flu which has already infiltrated The Daily Show set.
11/03/2005
00:44

Daily/Colbert - Pull-Squint
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Stephen Colbert mourns the firing of Aaron Brown, one of the last myopics performing the pull-squint today.
11/03/2005
00:21

Moment of Zen - Good Work
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Wolf Blitzer shows a moment of affection between Mike Wallace and his son.
11/07/2005
00:57

Daily/Colbert - Palpable Remoteness
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Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report.
11/07/2005
02:24

French Stressing
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If you are angry about being unemployed, burning cars doesn't seem like the best resume builder.
11/07/2005
02:03

Ethics Exam
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President George W. Bush held a refresher ethics session for his staff because people are finding out about the crazy things they've been doing.
11/07/2005
01:31

Intro - Being A Dick
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The Eagles have a meeting about whether to fire crass, fist fighter Terrell Owens.
11/07/2005
02:57

Headlines - Latin Explosion
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The president of Argentina will discover that President George W. Bush is not an easy guest.
11/07/2005
06:31

Barack Obama
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Senator Barack Obama felt that voting for health care was more important than being on The Daily Show.
11/07/2005
03:04

Burn Bebe Burn
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It is refreshing to see a country implode in a violent orgasm of hatred and know they can't pin this one on the United States.
11/07/2005
04:27

John McCain Pt. 2
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Senator John McCain defends what he considers as the justifications for the U.S. invasion of Iraq and the deposing of Saddam Hussein.
11/08/2005
00:37

Daily/Colbert - Torture
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Stephen Colbert can't help but think about all that Senator McCain's been through -- sitting through a two-part interview with Jon.
11/08/2005
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