The Colbert Report

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Season 3 • 01/23/2007

Stephen gets ready to celebrate the State of the Union address.

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The Word - Exact Words

Stephen agrees with Alberto Gonzales: if the Constitution doesn't explicitly state a right, then we don't have it.
01/22/2007
04:05

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Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Terence Koh

Terence Koh rides Stephen's coattails by selling off his sperm.
01/22/2007
00:32

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Intro - 1/22/07

Stephen was thinking, if America wasn't busy, maybe it'd like to watch his show.
01/22/2007
00:18

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Sign Off - Zeppelin Reunion

A Led Zeppelin reunion with Lars Ulrich at the drums is cut for time.
01/22/2007
00:42

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The Bears

The Saints' loss at the hands of the Bears has Stephen reaffirming his hatred of bears in general.
01/22/2007
05:25

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Michael Steele

Michael Steele sits with Stephen to talk about that special Bush magic.
01/23/2007
00:28

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Wednesday Today

The audience is riled up enough to get Stephen to do Wednesday's show today.
01/23/2007
00:31

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Intro - 1/23/07

The Logo network's new podcast might have your blackberry marrying your iPod.
01/23/2007
04:35

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Lieber vs. Lieber

Stephen gets liberal Russ Lieber to stand up for the Republican minority in Congress and fight himself.
01/23/2007
05:06

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ThreatDown - The Weather Channel

Stephen provides a media watchdog edition of the ThreatDown, complete with a shot at The Weather Channel.
01/23/2007
03:44

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Pre-tape

Stephen goes to great lengths to explain how the show you are watching was taped last night.
01/23/2007
05:47

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Lou Dobbs

Stephen and Lou Dobbs agree that Congress should be accountable for America's problems.
01/24/2007
03:06

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State of the Union - Cheney Wins

Not only did Stephen stand and clap through the entire State of the Union, he kept applauding till just a couple of minutes ago.
01/24/2007
00:32

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Intro - 1/24/07

Time Magazine lays off 300 people, and Lou Dobbs talks about "The War on the Middle Class."
01/24/2007
05:00

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The Word - Great News

The free market has shown you no longer need a staff of credible, experienced journalists. Now, all you need is a camera phone and a live journal.
01/24/2007
05:23

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Better Know a District - Pennsylvania's 4th - Jason Altmire

Stephen plays a game of paper football against Congressman Jason Altmire.
01/24/2007
05:31

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Mike Wallace

Stephen proves to Mike Wallace that it doesn't take an hour to nail somebody.
01/25/2007
00:34

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Intro - 1/25/07

Stephen doesn't know where he stands on the dispute over the Bush library, and he takes a look at the world of sports through his beernoculars.
01/25/2007
05:58

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Sport Report - More With Coach Mancini

If the Oshawa Generals beat the Saginaw Spirit, Stephen will wear a Generals jersey for an entire show.
01/25/2007
03:56

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Right Away?

Stephen feels honored to have been tolerated by Bill O'Reilly.
01/25/2007
04:08

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The Word - SMAFU

Stephen explains that SMAFU stands for Southern Methodists All Frigged Up.
01/25/2007
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