The Colbert Report

Shout Out! - Michael Rehm

Season 2 • 11/09/2007

Penguins! Pick a side, you waddling flipper-floppers, or Stephen will pick one for you.

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00:19

Hail to the Cheese - Donors Choose
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Stephen's campaign for president may be over, but you can still help him win.
11/01/2007
00:33

Intro - 11/1/07
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In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with Walter Kirn and finds out if he's on the ballot as a Democrat.
11/01/2007
05:19

Walter Kirn
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Walter Kirn thinks multi-tasking is dangerous. Stephen thinks it's as safe as juggling while driving.
11/01/2007
06:49

Hail to the Cheese - Ballot Issues
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Will Stephen's name appear on the South Carolina Democrat Party ballot?
11/01/2007
06:38

Hail to the Cheese - Democratic Executive Council
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Stephen enters the belly of the beast in an attempt to win some bleeding hearts and minds.
11/01/2007
00:15

Sign Off - Buy American
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If anybody's driving a black Ford Explorer, thank you.
11/09/2007
00:30

Intro - 11/9/06
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Stephen wonders about Vladimir Putin's future, questions the single black Republican and talks to Segway inventor Dean Kamen.
11/09/2007
07:26

Dean Kamen
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Stephen asks Segway inventor Dean Kamen if wheelchairs that can climb stairs spell the end of handicapped parking.
11/09/2007
05:27

P.K. Winsome - A Journey Home
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P.K. Winsome hits the streets of Harlem, works on his jump shot and reminds people to vote Republican.
11/09/2007
02:28

The Word - Putin '08
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With the Republicans' recent loss of majority in the House, Stephen has the perfect politician for '08 GOP nomination: Vladimir Putin.
11/09/2007
03:53

Shout Out! - Michael Rehm
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In the South Pole Minute, Stephen covers penguins, ice core samples and upper-atmosphere physics.
11/09/2007
04:09

Richard Freeman
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Stephen tells Richard Freeman that capitalists are the chickens and workers are the eggs that we have the right to scramble.
01/07/2008
02:04

Nothing in the Prompters
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Stephen learns that writers are actually responsible for what he says.
01/07/2008
05:22

Democratic Change - Andrew Sullivan
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Andrew Sullivan is an expert on change because he changed into a Democrat.
01/07/2008
07:24

2008 Election
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Stephen wraps up the Iowa Caucus and reveals that he's the one who can stop Barack Obama.
01/07/2008
03:09

The Word - (...)
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Stephen looks back on his strong anti-union history.
01/07/2008
01:51

Applause
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The audience gives Stephen an ovation.
01/07/2008
00:06

First Wrap-Up
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Stephen wraps up his first show back with a message for the writers.
01/07/2008
00:14

Intro - 1/7/08
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Stephen gives as much information as he can about tonight's show.
01/07/2008
05:04

Gary Rosen
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Stephen suggests that Gary Rosen surf the web for cheap uranium.
01/08/2008
00:10

Note to Strikers
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Stephen gives some helpful advice to the people striking outside his studio.
01/08/2008
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