The Colbert Report

Shout Out! - Michael Rehm

Season 2 • 11/09/2007

Penguins! Pick a side, you waddling flipper-floppers, or Stephen will pick one for you.

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00:19

The Colbert ReportS3
Hail to the Cheese - Donors Choose

Stephen's campaign for president may be over, but you can still help him win.
11/01/2007
00:33

The Colbert ReportS3
Intro - 11/1/07

In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with Walter Kirn and finds out if he's on the ballot as a Democrat.
11/01/2007
05:19

The Colbert ReportS3
Walter Kirn

Walter Kirn thinks multi-tasking is dangerous. Stephen thinks it's as safe as juggling while driving.
11/01/2007
06:49

The Colbert ReportS3
Hail to the Cheese - Ballot Issues

Will Stephen's name appear on the South Carolina Democrat Party ballot?
11/01/2007
06:38

The Colbert ReportS3
Hail to the Cheese - Democratic Executive Council

Stephen enters the belly of the beast in an attempt to win some bleeding hearts and minds.
11/01/2007
00:15

The Colbert ReportS2
Sign Off - Buy American

If anybody's driving a black Ford Explorer, thank you.
11/09/2007
00:30

The Colbert ReportS2
Intro - 11/9/06

Stephen wonders about Vladimir Putin's future, questions the single black Republican and talks to Segway inventor Dean Kamen.
11/09/2007
07:26

The Colbert ReportS2
Dean Kamen

Stephen asks Segway inventor Dean Kamen if wheelchairs that can climb stairs spell the end of handicapped parking.
11/09/2007
05:27

The Colbert ReportS2
P.K. Winsome - A Journey Home

P.K. Winsome hits the streets of Harlem, works on his jump shot and reminds people to vote Republican.
11/09/2007
02:28

The Colbert ReportS2
The Word - Putin '08

With the Republicans' recent loss of majority in the House, Stephen has the perfect politician for '08 GOP nomination: Vladimir Putin.
11/09/2007
03:53

The Colbert ReportS2
Shout Out! - Michael Rehm

In the South Pole Minute, Stephen covers penguins, ice core samples and upper-atmosphere physics.
11/09/2007
04:09

The Colbert ReportS4 E1
Richard Freeman

Stephen tells Richard Freeman that capitalists are the chickens and workers are the eggs that we have the right to scramble.
01/07/2008
02:04

The Colbert ReportS4 E1
Nothing in the Prompters

Stephen learns that writers are actually responsible for what he says.
01/07/2008
05:22

The Colbert ReportS4 E1
Democratic Change - Andrew Sullivan

Andrew Sullivan is an expert on change because he changed into a Democrat.
01/07/2008
07:24

The Colbert ReportS4 E1
2008 Election

Stephen wraps up the Iowa Caucus and reveals that he's the one who can stop Barack Obama.
01/07/2008
03:09

The Colbert ReportS4 E1
The Word - (...)

Stephen looks back on his strong anti-union history.
01/07/2008
01:51

The Colbert ReportS4 E1
Applause

The audience gives Stephen an ovation.
01/07/2008
00:06

The Colbert ReportS4 E1
First Wrap-Up

Stephen wraps up his first show back with a message for the writers.
01/07/2008
00:14

The Colbert ReportS4 E1
Intro - 1/7/08

Stephen gives as much information as he can about tonight's show.
01/07/2008
05:04

The Colbert ReportS4 E2
Gary Rosen

Stephen suggests that Gary Rosen surf the web for cheap uranium.
01/08/2008
00:10

The Colbert ReportS4 E2
Note to Strikers

Stephen gives some helpful advice to the people striking outside his studio.
01/08/2008
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