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The Colbert Report
Shout Out! - Michael Rehm
Season 2 • 11/09/2007
Penguins! Pick a side, you waddling flipper-floppers, or Stephen will pick one for you.
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00:19
The Colbert Report
S3
Hail to the Cheese - Donors Choose
Stephen's campaign for president may be over, but you can still help him win.
11/01/2007
00:33
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 11/1/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with Walter Kirn and finds out if he's on the ballot as a Democrat.
11/01/2007
05:19
The Colbert Report
S3
Walter Kirn
Walter Kirn thinks multi-tasking is dangerous. Stephen thinks it's as safe as juggling while driving.
11/01/2007
06:49
The Colbert Report
S3
Hail to the Cheese - Ballot Issues
Will Stephen's name appear on the South Carolina Democrat Party ballot?
11/01/2007
06:38
The Colbert Report
S3
Hail to the Cheese - Democratic Executive Council
Stephen enters the belly of the beast in an attempt to win some bleeding hearts and minds.
11/01/2007
00:15
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - Buy American
If anybody's driving a black Ford Explorer, thank you.
11/09/2007
00:30
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 11/9/06
Stephen wonders about Vladimir Putin's future, questions the single black Republican and talks to Segway inventor Dean Kamen.
11/09/2007
07:26
The Colbert Report
S2
Dean Kamen
Stephen asks Segway inventor Dean Kamen if wheelchairs that can climb stairs spell the end of handicapped parking.
11/09/2007
05:27
The Colbert Report
S2
P.K. Winsome - A Journey Home
P.K. Winsome hits the streets of Harlem, works on his jump shot and reminds people to vote Republican.
11/09/2007
02:28
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Putin '08
With the Republicans' recent loss of majority in the House, Stephen has the perfect politician for '08 GOP nomination: Vladimir Putin.
11/09/2007
03:53
The Colbert Report
S2
Shout Out! - Michael Rehm
In the South Pole Minute, Stephen covers penguins, ice core samples and upper-atmosphere physics.
11/09/2007
04:09
The Colbert Report
S4 E1
Richard Freeman
Stephen tells Richard Freeman that capitalists are the chickens and workers are the eggs that we have the right to scramble.
01/07/2008
02:04
The Colbert Report
S4 E1
Nothing in the Prompters
Stephen learns that writers are actually responsible for what he says.
01/07/2008
05:22
The Colbert Report
S4 E1
Democratic Change - Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan is an expert on change because he changed into a Democrat.
01/07/2008
07:24
The Colbert Report
S4 E1
2008 Election
Stephen wraps up the Iowa Caucus and reveals that he's the one who can stop Barack Obama.
01/07/2008
03:09
The Colbert Report
S4 E1
The Word - (...)
Stephen looks back on his strong anti-union history.
01/07/2008
01:51
The Colbert Report
S4 E1
Applause
The audience gives Stephen an ovation.
01/07/2008
00:06
The Colbert Report
S4 E1
First Wrap-Up
Stephen wraps up his first show back with a message for the writers.
01/07/2008
00:14
The Colbert Report
S4 E1
Intro - 1/7/08
Stephen gives as much information as he can about tonight's show.
01/07/2008
05:04
The Colbert Report
S4 E2
Gary Rosen
Stephen suggests that Gary Rosen surf the web for cheap uranium.
01/08/2008
00:10
The Colbert Report
S4 E2
Note to Strikers
Stephen gives some helpful advice to the people striking outside his studio.
01/08/2008
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