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Mo'Money, No Problems!
Season 9 • 12/16/2004
If we don't destroy Social Security now, it might be there when we're older.
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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Headlines - Abstinence Of Malice
The Bush administration funds school sexual abstinence programs, teaching information that is at best misleading, and at worst, completely wrong.
12/15/2004
05:25
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly knows of another way not to get AIDS, apart from wearing Birkenstock shoes.
12/15/2004
03:27
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Back in Black - Dangerous Toys
Lewis Black covers this year's list of dangerous toys, including a plastic Nerf football, lead jewelry and a sharp Batmobile.
12/15/2004
01:19
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Terrorist Targets
Homeland Security compiles its database of potential terrorist targets, including amusement parks and miniature golf courses.
12/15/2004
00:11
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Moment of Zen - Santa Claus
Bob Wiltfong interviews a security expert who describes Santa Claus.
12/15/2004
03:37
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Culture War
Hollywood doesn't like anal sex. It loves anal sex.
12/16/2004
01:06
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Great Moments in Punditry - Children
Did you not say that, did you not say that, did you not say that?
12/16/2004
00:15
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Moment of Zen - Anal Sex
William Donohue claims Hollywood likes anal sex.
12/16/2004
07:56
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Katie Couric
Katie Couric claims that many teenagers don't think oral sex is intimate.
12/16/2004
05:13
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
This Week in God - Holiday Edition
Stephen Colbert punches the God Machine for the latest news in religion.
12/16/2004
02:20
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Mo'Money, No Problems!
George W. Bush deals with the U.S. deficit by confronting Social Security.
12/16/2004
02:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Mess O'Potamia - Running Exit Poll
Iraq's booming election thwarting industry has been particularly worrisome.
01/04/2005
00:36
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Moment of Zen - The Maldives
By the grace of God, Star Jones survived the tsunami.
01/04/2005
03:27
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Headlines - Relief Pitchers
America is willing to spend about as much on the greatest natural disaster in recent memory as it was willing to spend on the first week of "Spanglish."
01/04/2005
05:06
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
News to Them
When these kids get out into the real world of grown-up news, Rob Corddry is going to f**king eat them alive.
01/04/2005
02:15
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
God Blesses?
Star Jones is eternally grateful that God chose to spare her life in exchange for those of 160,000 others in Sri Lanka and Indonesia.
01/04/2005
05:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Paul Giamatti
Jon invites Paul Giamatti to rent "Big Daddy" to see serious subtlety in acting.
01/04/2005
00:13
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Moment of Zen - Prayer in the House
Reverend Daniel Coughlin leads a prayer to begin a new session of Congress.
01/05/2005
05:27
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Don Cheadle
After shooting "Hotel Rwanda" Don Cheadle worked on the most antithetical film -- "Ocean's Twelve."
01/05/2005
02:50
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
109th Congress Begins
The Republicans in Congress just passed a law guaranteeing Democrats the right to speak when spoken to.
01/05/2005
04:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Homonausic
Florida State Representative candidate Ed Heeney has issues with talented, pool playing lesbos stealing all the straight women in Fort Lauderdale.
01/05/2005
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