The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Mo'Money, No Problems!
Season 9 • 12/16/2004
If we don't destroy Social Security now, it might be there when we're older.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Headlines - Abstinence Of Malice
The Bush administration funds school sexual abstinence programs, teaching information that is at best misleading, and at worst, completely wrong.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly knows of another way not to get AIDS, apart from wearing Birkenstock shoes.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Back in Black - Dangerous Toys
Lewis Black covers this year's list of dangerous toys, including a plastic Nerf football, lead jewelry and a sharp Batmobile.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Terrorist Targets
Homeland Security compiles its database of potential terrorist targets, including amusement parks and miniature golf courses.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Moment of Zen - Santa Claus
Bob Wiltfong interviews a security expert who describes Santa Claus.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Culture War
Hollywood doesn't like anal sex. It loves anal sex.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Great Moments in Punditry - Children
Did you not say that, did you not say that, did you not say that?
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Moment of Zen - Anal Sex
William Donohue claims Hollywood likes anal sex.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Katie Couric
Katie Couric claims that many teenagers don't think oral sex is intimate.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 This Week in God - Holiday Edition
Stephen Colbert punches the God Machine for the latest news in religion.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Mo'Money, No Problems!
George W. Bush deals with the U.S. deficit by confronting Social Security.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 Mess O'Potamia - Running Exit Poll
Iraq's booming election thwarting industry has been particularly worrisome.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 Moment of Zen - The Maldives
By the grace of God, Star Jones survived the tsunami.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 Headlines - Relief Pitchers
America is willing to spend about as much on the greatest natural disaster in recent memory as it was willing to spend on the first week of "Spanglish."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 News to Them
When these kids get out into the real world of grown-up news, Rob Corddry is going to f**king eat them alive.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 God Blesses?
Star Jones is eternally grateful that God chose to spare her life in exchange for those of 160,000 others in Sri Lanka and Indonesia.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 Paul Giamatti
Jon invites Paul Giamatti to rent "Big Daddy" to see serious subtlety in acting.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 Moment of Zen - Prayer in the House
Reverend Daniel Coughlin leads a prayer to begin a new session of Congress.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 Don Cheadle
After shooting "Hotel Rwanda" Don Cheadle worked on the most antithetical film -- "Ocean's Twelve."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 109th Congress Begins
The Republicans in Congress just passed a law guaranteeing Democrats the right to speak when spoken to.
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