The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Mo'Money, No Problems!

Season 9 • 12/16/2004

If we don't destroy Social Security now, it might be there when we're older.

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Headlines - Abstinence Of Malice

The Bush administration funds school sexual abstinence programs, teaching information that is at best misleading, and at worst, completely wrong.
12/15/2004
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Billy Connolly

Billy Connolly knows of another way not to get AIDS, apart from wearing Birkenstock shoes.
12/15/2004
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Back in Black - Dangerous Toys

Lewis Black covers this year's list of dangerous toys, including a plastic Nerf football, lead jewelry and a sharp Batmobile.
12/15/2004
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Terrorist Targets

Homeland Security compiles its database of potential terrorist targets, including amusement parks and miniature golf courses.
12/15/2004
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Moment of Zen - Santa Claus

Bob Wiltfong interviews a security expert who describes Santa Claus.
12/15/2004
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Culture War

Hollywood doesn't like anal sex. It loves anal sex.
12/16/2004
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Great Moments in Punditry - Children

Did you not say that, did you not say that, did you not say that?
12/16/2004
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Moment of Zen - Anal Sex

William Donohue claims Hollywood likes anal sex.
12/16/2004
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Katie Couric

Katie Couric claims that many teenagers don't think oral sex is intimate.
12/16/2004
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This Week in God - Holiday Edition

Stephen Colbert punches the God Machine for the latest news in religion.
12/16/2004
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Mo'Money, No Problems!

George W. Bush deals with the U.S. deficit by confronting Social Security.
12/16/2004
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Mess O'Potamia - Running Exit Poll

Iraq's booming election thwarting industry has been particularly worrisome.
01/04/2005
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Moment of Zen - The Maldives

By the grace of God, Star Jones survived the tsunami.
01/04/2005
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Headlines - Relief Pitchers

America is willing to spend about as much on the greatest natural disaster in recent memory as it was willing to spend on the first week of "Spanglish."
01/04/2005
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News to Them

When these kids get out into the real world of grown-up news, Rob Corddry is going to f**king eat them alive.
01/04/2005
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God Blesses?

Star Jones is eternally grateful that God chose to spare her life in exchange for those of 160,000 others in Sri Lanka and Indonesia.
01/04/2005
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Paul Giamatti

Jon invites Paul Giamatti to rent "Big Daddy" to see serious subtlety in acting.
01/04/2005
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Moment of Zen - Prayer in the House

Reverend Daniel Coughlin leads a prayer to begin a new session of Congress.
01/05/2005
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Don Cheadle

After shooting "Hotel Rwanda" Don Cheadle worked on the most antithetical film -- "Ocean's Twelve."
01/05/2005
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109th Congress Begins

The Republicans in Congress just passed a law guaranteeing Democrats the right to speak when spoken to.
01/05/2005
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Homonausic

Florida State Representative candidate Ed Heeney has issues with talented, pool playing lesbos stealing all the straight women in Fort Lauderdale.
01/05/2005
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