The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Mo'Money, No Problems!
Season 9 • 12/16/2004
If we don't destroy Social Security now, it might be there when we're older.
Headlines - Abstinence Of MaliceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
The Bush administration funds school sexual abstinence programs, teaching information that is at best misleading, and at worst, completely wrong.
Billy ConnollyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Billy Connolly knows of another way not to get AIDS, apart from wearing Birkenstock shoes.
Back in Black - Dangerous ToysThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Lewis Black covers this year's list of dangerous toys, including a plastic Nerf football, lead jewelry and a sharp Batmobile.
Terrorist TargetsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Homeland Security compiles its database of potential terrorist targets, including amusement parks and miniature golf courses.
Moment of Zen - Santa ClausThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Bob Wiltfong interviews a security expert who describes Santa Claus.
Culture WarThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Hollywood doesn't like anal sex. It loves anal sex.
Great Moments in Punditry - ChildrenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Did you not say that, did you not say that, did you not say that?
Moment of Zen - Anal SexThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
William Donohue claims Hollywood likes anal sex.
Katie CouricThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Katie Couric claims that many teenagers don't think oral sex is intimate.
This Week in God - Holiday EditionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Stephen Colbert punches the God Machine for the latest news in religion.
Mo'Money, No Problems!The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
George W. Bush deals with the U.S. deficit by confronting Social Security.
Mess O'Potamia - Running Exit PollThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Iraq's booming election thwarting industry has been particularly worrisome.
Moment of Zen - The MaldivesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
By the grace of God, Star Jones survived the tsunami.
Headlines - Relief PitchersThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
America is willing to spend about as much on the greatest natural disaster in recent memory as it was willing to spend on the first week of "Spanglish."
News to ThemThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
When these kids get out into the real world of grown-up news, Rob Corddry is going to f**king eat them alive.
God Blesses?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Star Jones is eternally grateful that God chose to spare her life in exchange for those of 160,000 others in Sri Lanka and Indonesia.
Paul GiamattiThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Jon invites Paul Giamatti to rent "Big Daddy" to see serious subtlety in acting.
Moment of Zen - Prayer in the HouseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Reverend Daniel Coughlin leads a prayer to begin a new session of Congress.
Don CheadleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
After shooting "Hotel Rwanda" Don Cheadle worked on the most antithetical film -- "Ocean's Twelve."
109th Congress BeginsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
The Republicans in Congress just passed a law guaranteeing Democrats the right to speak when spoken to.
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