The Colbert Report
Intro - 4/20/06
Season 2 • 04/20/2006
Prithy, my Lord, wouldst thou have some chronic weed?
The Colbert ReportS2 Caitlin Flanagan
Stephen asks author and journalist Caitlin Flanagan, "What's the deal with chicks?"
The Colbert ReportS2 Global Warming TV
Stephen thinks global warming makes for horrible television.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 4/19/06
In tonight's episode, global warming is real, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a baby, and Caitlin Flanagan argues that a woman's place is in the home.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Save It
The whole debate basically boils down to, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
The Colbert ReportS2 White House Press Secretary
Stephen thinks it's about time we got rid of the White House press secretary.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tip/Wag - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
Stephen Jr. isn't just Stephen's eagle, he's the nation's eagle.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - Maryland's 4th - Albert Wynn
Stephen thinks that Representative Albert Wynn and his people shouldn't be allowed to vote -- and by "his people," he, of course, means "federal employees."
The Colbert ReportS2 Protecting Kids from Papers
Stephen doesn't want Stephen Jr. reading the isolationist rants in American newspapers like the USA Today.
The Colbert ReportS2 Ralph Nader
Stephen and Ralph Nader discuss whether corporations are people too.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Bard
Teaching kids Shakespeare will just make them more violent.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 4/20/06
Tonight: juvenile delinquents reading Shakespeare, Ralph Nader and the shocking truth about Maryland's 4th District.
The Colbert ReportS2 Duke-obilia Auction
Stephen is excited that disgraced former Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham's worldly possessions are going up for auction.
The Colbert ReportS2 Wok This Way
The New York Post covers Chinese President Hu Jintao's visit to the White House with appropriate sensitivity.
The Colbert ReportS2 Hugh Hewitt
Hugh Hewitt thinks the Republicans are aiming at an electoral iceberg and they need to turn the ship around quickly.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Chatty Cathy
Stephen had a report on pork barrel politics prepared, but Hugh Hewitt spoiled it.
The Colbert ReportS2 Money & Politics: The Machine That Ain't Broke
Stephen thinks you can measure a candidate's character in dollars.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 4/24/06
Tonight, Stephen talks to conservative talk show host Hugh Hewitt and wonders if we should take money out of politics.
The Colbert ReportS2 Contacting John Lennon
This is the kind of science Stephen likes -- the kind with the word "pseudo" in front of it.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 4/25/06
In tonight's episode, David Lee Roth fails as a radio host, Arlen Specter proposes an oil tax and Stephen talks God with author Sam Harris.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sam Harris
Sam Harris reminds Stephen that we're all atheists with respect to Poseidon.