The Colbert Report

Alpha Dog of the Week - Tom Selleck

Season 2 E 120 • 09/26/2006

Stephen honors a non-him -- Tom Selleck.

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The Colbert ReportS2 E119
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The Colbert ReportS2 E119
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The Colbert ReportS2 E120
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Stephen asks Ted Danson why his new sitcom doesn't take place underwater.
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The Colbert ReportS2 E120
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The Colbert ReportS2 E120
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Stephen takes a look at Jesus camp, warns of the Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse, and sits down with actor Ted Danson.
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The Colbert ReportS2 E120
Alpha Dog of the Week - Tom Selleck

Stephen honors Tom Selleck, star of "Three Men and a Heavily Armed Baby."
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The Colbert ReportS2 E121
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The Colbert ReportS2 E121
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