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Alpha Dog of the Week - Tom Selleck
Season 2 E 120 • 09/26/2006
Stephen honors a non-him -- Tom Selleck.
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02:14
The Colbert Report
S2 E119
Buy This Book
Don't buy a book because it was held up by some Venezuelan windbag. Buy a book because it was held up by some American windbag.
09/25/2006
06:45
The Colbert Report
S2 E119
Arianna Huffington
No matter what Arianna Huffington says, fear is a great motivator. It got Stephen through every term paper he ever had.
09/25/2006
01:47
The Colbert Report
S2 E119
Green Screen Challenge - Goodbye, Darth Maul!
Stephen avenges Gui-Gon Jinn's death at the hands of Darth Maul.
09/25/2006
03:28
The Colbert Report
S2 E119
Heritage
There is one son of Abraham that Stephen is really looking forward to hearing from this Rosh Hashanah.
09/25/2006
03:04
The Colbert Report
S2 E119
The Word - Opposition Party
The Democrats finally stood up to the president on torture and said, "We're just gonna wait over here, you guys tell us when you're done."
09/25/2006
03:22
The Colbert Report
S2 E120
The Word - Good Morning
The best way to fight evil Islamic fanaticism is with good Christian fanaticism.
09/26/2006
06:21
The Colbert Report
S2 E120
Ted Danson
Stephen asks Ted Danson why his new sitcom doesn't take place underwater.
09/26/2006
03:41
The Colbert Report
S2 E120
Frank Rich Calls In
Frank Rich calls Stephen on the atone phone, and Stephen is disappointed with his message.
09/26/2006
04:41
The Colbert Report
S2 E120
Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake doesn't show up to his debate with Stephen, so Stephen wins.
09/26/2006
00:33
The Colbert Report
S2 E120
Intro - 9/26/06
Stephen takes a look at Jesus camp, warns of the Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse, and sits down with actor Ted Danson.
09/26/2006
01:32
The Colbert Report
S2 E120
Alpha Dog of the Week - Tom Selleck
Stephen honors Tom Selleck, star of "Three Men and a Heavily Armed Baby."
09/26/2006
05:13
The Colbert Report
S2 E121
The Word - Iraq
Due to dramatic stories and shiny pictures, Stephen totally forgot about that war over there.
09/27/2006
01:33
The Colbert Report
S2 E121
Oprah and Friends
Stephen is inspired because he spent the whole day listening to Oprah and Friends on XM Radio.
09/27/2006
04:47
The Colbert Report
S2 E121
Tip/Wag - George Clooney
Stephen tips his hat to Chevrolet and George Clooney, but wags his finger at Bill Cosby and food labels.
09/27/2006
05:05
The Colbert Report
S2 E121
Lowell Bergman
Why do more young people watch The Report than watch PBS?
09/27/2006
00:40
The Colbert Report
S2 E121
Intro - 9/27/06
Bill Clinton lashes out at Chris Wallace, and a new study says Americans don't know how to read food labels.
09/27/2006
00:26
The Colbert Report
S2 E121
Sign Off - World of ColbertCraft
Stephen's new video game -- World of ColbertCraft -- has a secret adults-only level that was supposed to be deleted before it his the store shelves.
09/27/2006
02:31
The Colbert Report
S2 E121
Mort Zuckerman Dials the Atone Phone
Stephen talks to Mort Zuckerman on the Days of Repentance hotline.
09/27/2006
02:24
The Colbert Report
S2 E122
Green Screen Challenge - iPod + Colbert
Stephen's only gripe with the latest Green Screen Challenge entry is that he's dancing with a 30G iPod.
09/28/2006
03:40
The Colbert Report
S2 E122
Un-American News - Spain
Stephen looks at the un-American news from Spain, Japan and Ireland.
09/28/2006
07:07
The Colbert Report
S2 E122
Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Santa Claus, IN
Stephen looks for ways to reunite a town divided by Abraham Lincoln.
09/28/2006
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