The Colbert Report
Alpha Dog of the Week - Tom Selleck
Season 2 E 120 • 09/26/2006
Stephen honors a non-him -- Tom Selleck.
Buy This BookThe Colbert ReportS2 E119
Don't buy a book because it was held up by some Venezuelan windbag. Buy a book because it was held up by some American windbag.
Arianna HuffingtonThe Colbert ReportS2 E119
No matter what Arianna Huffington says, fear is a great motivator. It got Stephen through every term paper he ever had.
Green Screen Challenge - Goodbye, Darth Maul!The Colbert ReportS2 E119
Stephen avenges Gui-Gon Jinn's death at the hands of Darth Maul.
HeritageThe Colbert ReportS2 E119
There is one son of Abraham that Stephen is really looking forward to hearing from this Rosh Hashanah.
The Word - Opposition PartyThe Colbert ReportS2 E119
The Democrats finally stood up to the president on torture and said, "We're just gonna wait over here, you guys tell us when you're done."
The Word - Good MorningThe Colbert ReportS2 E120
The best way to fight evil Islamic fanaticism is with good Christian fanaticism.
Ted DansonThe Colbert ReportS2 E120
Stephen asks Ted Danson why his new sitcom doesn't take place underwater.
Frank Rich Calls InThe Colbert ReportS2 E120
Frank Rich calls Stephen on the atone phone, and Stephen is disappointed with his message.
Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - Justin TimberlakeThe Colbert ReportS2 E120
Justin Timberlake doesn't show up to his debate with Stephen, so Stephen wins.
Intro - 9/26/06The Colbert ReportS2 E120
Stephen takes a look at Jesus camp, warns of the Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse, and sits down with actor Ted Danson.
Alpha Dog of the Week - Tom SelleckThe Colbert ReportS2 E120
Stephen honors Tom Selleck, star of "Three Men and a Heavily Armed Baby."
The Word - IraqThe Colbert ReportS2 E121
Due to dramatic stories and shiny pictures, Stephen totally forgot about that war over there.
Oprah and FriendsThe Colbert ReportS2 E121
Stephen is inspired because he spent the whole day listening to Oprah and Friends on XM Radio.
Tip/Wag - George ClooneyThe Colbert ReportS2 E121
Stephen tips his hat to Chevrolet and George Clooney, but wags his finger at Bill Cosby and food labels.
Lowell BergmanThe Colbert ReportS2 E121
Why do more young people watch The Report than watch PBS?
Intro - 9/27/06The Colbert ReportS2 E121
Bill Clinton lashes out at Chris Wallace, and a new study says Americans don't know how to read food labels.
Sign Off - World of ColbertCraftThe Colbert ReportS2 E121
Stephen's new video game -- World of ColbertCraft -- has a secret adults-only level that was supposed to be deleted before it his the store shelves.
Mort Zuckerman Dials the Atone PhoneThe Colbert ReportS2 E121
Stephen talks to Mort Zuckerman on the Days of Repentance hotline.
Green Screen Challenge - iPod + ColbertThe Colbert ReportS2 E122
Stephen's only gripe with the latest Green Screen Challenge entry is that he's dancing with a 30G iPod.
Un-American News - SpainThe Colbert ReportS2 E122
Stephen looks at the un-American news from Spain, Japan and Ireland.
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