The Colbert Report
Intro - 3/12/07
Season 3 • 03/12/2007
Stephen suggests adding another "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Comic Justice
There are times when Captain America has gone against the government in order to do what he feels is right, and this time it got him killed.
The Colbert ReportS3 Exclusive - Better Know a District - Kentucky's 3rd - John Yarmuth Pt. 1
Stephen asks Representative John Yarmuth if he's had a Cleveland Steamer.
The Colbert ReportS3 Better Know a District - Kentucky's 3rd - John Yarmuth
Representative John Yarmuth knows how to dispose of kittens if you don't have a shovel or a garbage can.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jesus Libby
The similarities between Jesus and Scooter Libby are startling.
The Colbert ReportS3 Exclusive - Better Know a District - Kentucky's 3rd - John Yarmuth Pt. 2
Representative John Yarmuth gives Stephen some golfing tips.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tip/Wag - U.S. Mint
Stephen wags his finger at the U.S. Mint and high school seniors and tips his hat to Duke University graduate John Cornwell.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Home Field Advantage
Stephen encourages countries like Congo and Sierra Leone to give America money first, so that we can one day help them solve their own problems.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Captain America Shield
Marvel Comics' Joe Quesada has bequeathed the shield of Captain America to the only man who has the red, white and blue balls to carry the mantle: Stephen Colbert.
The Colbert ReportS3 Newt Gingrich's Extramarital Affair
Newt Gingrich had the courage to lead the impeachment of Bill Clinton for his affair with Monica Lewinsky while having an affair of his own.
The Colbert ReportS3 Nicholas Kristof
The New York Times columnist Nicolas Kristof complains that Americans aren't charitable enough, even though Stephen let him on his show.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/12/07
Bill Gates worries about American competitiveness, high school students get an F in religion and Stephen interviews New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof.
The Colbert ReportS3 Michael Eric Dyson
Michael Eric Dyson explains the difference between racism and bigotry and assures Stephen that he's probably got a few black relatives.
The Colbert ReportS3 Willie Nelson's Cobbler
Upon discovering that Ben and Jerry's also named an ice cream after Willie Nelson, Stephen launches a campaign to expose Nelson for who he really is.
The Colbert ReportS3 Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - 300
Pop culture is a threat to our youth, with the exception of the film "300".
The Colbert ReportS3 Time Travel
Scientists claim that time travel is impossible; Stephen proves them wrong by traveling forward in time.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Goodnight
Tonight's Word is about the only thing Stephen has time for.
The Colbert ReportS3 Donald Shields
Dr. Donald Shields talks about the firing of eight U.S. attorneys. According to Stephen, they should have pleasured the president.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/13/07
The firing of eight U.S. attorneys, America's biggest movie and guest Michael Eric Dyson -- tonight on The Report.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sport Report - NCAA
Speaking of non-drug-related euphoria, Stephen is simply mentally unbalanced about March Madness.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - United We Lick
Although Stephen can't enjoy his ice cream until Lent ends, his famous friends can.
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