The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Nonport Report

Season 8 • 07/28/2003

The subtext of the blacked out report is that the truth is unhandleable.

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Headlines - Gray Matters
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California announces they will be holding a recall election for governor, and candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger is shaking hands and signing boobs.
07/24/2003
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Joseph Wilson Pt. 1
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Former ambassador to Iraq Joseph Wilson wonders how the Niger uranium documents passed the muster of the State of the Union but not Italian tabloids.
07/24/2003
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Minority Report
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Stephen Colbert defends the rights of the fraction of the minority that reversed the California gubernatorial election.
07/24/2003
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Rationalization: Iraqi Freedom
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The White House attempts to provide more evidence for invading Iraq after the fact, including a special videotaped ghost story.
07/24/2003
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Joseph Wilson Pt. 2
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Joseph Wilson feels that the White House has sufficiently retracted the infamous 16 words from the State of the Union address.
07/24/2003
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Paul Teutul, Jr. and Paul Teutul, Sr.
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Paul Teutul, Jr. and Paul Teutul, Sr. at American Chopper can make up to three bikes a week.
07/28/2003
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Blame!
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The attacks of 9/11 could have been prevented if the right combination of skill, cooperation, creativity and some good luck had been brought to the test.
07/28/2003
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Saddam's Sons Dead?
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As much as the Iraqis appreciate the way Americans are flooding their airwaves with pictures of the Hussein brothers' dead bodies, there does remain a hint of skepticism.
07/28/2003
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CD-Rob
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In the file sharing world, Napster is the "slightly older brother who was cool until he got busted for file sharing."
07/28/2003
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Moment of Zen - Purple Bear
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A purple bear in the zoo.
07/28/2003
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Nonport Report
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The far more likely explanation for 28 pages of blacked out findings in the 9/11 report is that the Bush administration is giving us contemporary conceptual art.
07/28/2003
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Headlines - Unguarded Bodyguard
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Saddam Hussein's top bodyguard is captured, leaving the world to wonder who would throw hats and wine bottles at Americans.
07/29/2003
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Intro - Bob Hope
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Bob Hope is dead at 100 and he gets an obituary from renowned dead critic Vincent Canby.
07/29/2003
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Moment of Zen - Government Fight
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Government officials of an undisclosed country duke it out on the floor.
07/29/2003
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Mess O'Potamia - Economic Unrest
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Iraq's hippies want a higher minimum wage, which will be tough considering every economy Bush touches turns to sh*t.
07/29/2003
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Oh the Humanity
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Stephen Colbert has his doubts about Habitat for Humanity's poverty-themed park until he enjoys the brick-making there.
07/29/2003
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Brian Williams
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Brian Williams is impressed with The Daily Show set, though the lack of bathroom causes him to do something awful.
07/29/2003
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Jon Magazine - Premiere
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Jon Magazine hits the racks with Ed Helms showing off his porcelain shoes and Linda Hunt relating a tale of Stephen Colbert's pelvis.
07/29/2003
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Headlines - Fence and Sensibility
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President Bush and Prime Minister Sharon met in Washington D.C. to discuss the Israeli security fence.
07/30/2003
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C'mon Please?
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While trying to bore himself to sleep, Jon witnesses the horrifying effects the Bush Administration has had on Congress.
07/30/2003
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Bee - Terrorism Botch List
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In the melting pot of blondes, brunettes and dirty blondes that is Sioux Falls, South Dakota, a sleeper cell lurks.
07/30/2003
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