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Nonport Report
Season 8 • 07/28/2003
The subtext of the blacked out report is that the truth is unhandleable.
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02:54
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Headlines - Gray Matters
California announces they will be holding a recall election for governor, and candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger is shaking hands and signing boobs.
07/24/2003
07:04
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Joseph Wilson Pt. 1
Former ambassador to Iraq Joseph Wilson wonders how the Niger uranium documents passed the muster of the State of the Union but not Italian tabloids.
07/24/2003
03:06
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Minority Report
Stephen Colbert defends the rights of the fraction of the minority that reversed the California gubernatorial election.
07/24/2003
02:08
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Rationalization: Iraqi Freedom
The White House attempts to provide more evidence for invading Iraq after the fact, including a special videotaped ghost story.
07/24/2003
03:21
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Joseph Wilson Pt. 2
Joseph Wilson feels that the White House has sufficiently retracted the infamous 16 words from the State of the Union address.
07/24/2003
05:21
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Paul Teutul, Jr. and Paul Teutul, Sr.
Paul Teutul, Jr. and Paul Teutul, Sr. at American Chopper can make up to three bikes a week.
07/28/2003
02:13
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Blame!
The attacks of 9/11 could have been prevented if the right combination of skill, cooperation, creativity and some good luck had been brought to the test.
07/28/2003
04:20
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Saddam's Sons Dead?
As much as the Iraqis appreciate the way Americans are flooding their airwaves with pictures of the Hussein brothers' dead bodies, there does remain a hint of skepticism.
07/28/2003
03:09
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
CD-Rob
In the file sharing world, Napster is the "slightly older brother who was cool until he got busted for file sharing."
07/28/2003
00:08
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Purple Bear
A purple bear in the zoo.
07/28/2003
04:04
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Nonport Report
The far more likely explanation for 28 pages of blacked out findings in the 9/11 report is that the Bush administration is giving us contemporary conceptual art.
07/28/2003
02:48
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Headlines - Unguarded Bodyguard
Saddam Hussein's top bodyguard is captured, leaving the world to wonder who would throw hats and wine bottles at Americans.
07/29/2003
01:49
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Intro - Bob Hope
Bob Hope is dead at 100 and he gets an obituary from renowned dead critic Vincent Canby.
07/29/2003
00:10
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Government Fight
Government officials of an undisclosed country duke it out on the floor.
07/29/2003
01:35
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Mess O'Potamia - Economic Unrest
Iraq's hippies want a higher minimum wage, which will be tough considering every economy Bush touches turns to sh*t.
07/29/2003
04:31
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Oh the Humanity
Stephen Colbert has his doubts about Habitat for Humanity's poverty-themed park until he enjoys the brick-making there.
07/29/2003
07:13
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Brian Williams
Brian Williams is impressed with The Daily Show set, though the lack of bathroom causes him to do something awful.
07/29/2003
01:40
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Jon Magazine - Premiere
Jon Magazine hits the racks with Ed Helms showing off his porcelain shoes and Linda Hunt relating a tale of Stephen Colbert's pelvis.
07/29/2003
02:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Headlines - Fence and Sensibility
President Bush and Prime Minister Sharon met in Washington D.C. to discuss the Israeli security fence.
07/30/2003
01:35
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
C'mon Please?
While trying to bore himself to sleep, Jon witnesses the horrifying effects the Bush Administration has had on Congress.
07/30/2003
04:20
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Bee - Terrorism Botch List
In the melting pot of blondes, brunettes and dirty blondes that is Sioux Falls, South Dakota, a sleeper cell lurks.
07/30/2003
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