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Airport Security for Senior Citizens
Season 8 • 03/15/2012
Stephen is suspicious of geriatric jihadists.
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03:50
The Colbert Report
S8
Republican Southern Primary - Kermit the Frog
Kermit the Frog is an Amphibitarian, which means he is not partisan except when it comes to pigs.
03/14/2012
03:42
The Colbert Report
S8
Republican Southern Primary - Rick Santorum Against Teleprompters
Rick Santorum speaks off the cuff, which is why his sweaters don't have sleeves.
03/14/2012
03:14
The Colbert Report
S8
Greg Smith's Goldman Sachs Op-Ed
Stephen takes Wall Street executive Greg Smith to task for breaking the sacred trust of "The Street."
03/14/2012
00:07
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight and blows a kiss.
03/14/2012
02:47
The Colbert Report
S8
Monkey on the Lam - Alabama
There could be any number of gorillas roaming Hale County, AL, and one can only assume they voted for Santorum.
03/14/2012
03:40
The Colbert Report
S8
Rush Limbaugh Loses More Sponsors
The Army is pulling out of Rush Limbaugh's radio show due to Rush's sexist comments -- but they are staying in Afghanistan.
03/15/2012
03:53
The Colbert Report
S8
Ireland's Imported Sperm & Ethnically Accurate Headgear
Stephen offers to solve Ireland's overpriced sperm problem, and presents some authentic cultural garments.
03/15/2012
05:07
The Colbert Report
S8
Rick Santorum Visits Puerto Rico and Speaks from His Heart
Mitt Romney wins Hawaii and American Samoa primaries, and Rick Santorum visits Puerto Rico.
03/15/2012
00:06
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
03/15/2012
05:52
The Colbert Report
S8
Dexter Filkins
Combat journalist Dexter Filkins discusses the disconnect between preconceived notions about other countries and the realities on the ground.
03/15/2012
02:09
The Colbert Report
S8
Airport Security for Senior Citizens
Stephen doesn't think TSA should give special treatment to elderly powder kegs.
03/15/2012
07:38
The Colbert Report
S8
David Page
Dr. David Page, director of the Whitehead Institute for Biomedical Research, defends the Y chromosome in the face of enumerable challenges and insults to its character.
03/26/2012
10:51
The Colbert Report
S8
Exclusive - David Page Extended Interview
In this unedited, extended interview, biomedical researcher Dr. David Page discusses the evolution of the Y chromosome.
03/26/2012
00:34
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 3/26/12
Florida's gun laws come under scrutiny, the Romney campaign hits a speed bump, and Dr. David Page has new insights on the future of DNA.
03/26/2012
04:41
The Colbert Report
S8
Mitt Romney-Etch A Sketch Comparison
While political pundits and the other Republican candidates attack Mitt Romney for being "like an Etch A Sketch," toy sales are booming.
03/26/2012
01:49
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen's Spring Break
Stephen enjoyed 84 degrees on the islands while New Yorker suckers were stuck shivering in 82 degrees.
03/26/2012
00:06
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
03/26/2012
05:59
The Colbert Report
S8
The Word - Dressed to Kill
Florida's Stand Your Ground law leads to the shooting death of teen Trayvon Martin, but top legal minds have other ideas about where to place blame.
03/26/2012
04:22
The Colbert Report
S8
Tip/Wag - Anti-Prejudice Drug & Dick Cheney's Heart
Popping pills reduces racial prejudice, and Stephen reveals the identity of Dick Cheney's anonymous heart donor.
03/27/2012
00:05
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
03/27/2012
00:32
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 3/27/12
A new pill can cure prejudice, there's an innovation in food delivery, and Charles Murray has written a book about the state of white America.
03/27/2012
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