The Colbert Report
Airport Security for Senior Citizens
Season 8 E 73 • 03/15/2012

Stephen doesn't think TSA should give special treatment to elderly powder kegs.

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03:50

The Colbert ReportS8 E72
Republican Southern Primary - Kermit the Frog

Kermit the Frog is an Amphibitarian, which means he is not partisan except when it comes to pigs.
03/14/2012
03:42

The Colbert ReportS8 E72
Republican Southern Primary - Rick Santorum Against Teleprompters

Rick Santorum speaks off the cuff, which is why his sweaters don't have sleeves.
03/14/2012
03:14

The Colbert ReportS8 E72
Greg Smith's Goldman Sachs Op-Ed

Stephen takes Wall Street executive Greg Smith to task for breaking the sacred trust of "The Street."
03/14/2012
00:07

The Colbert ReportS8 E72
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight and blows a kiss.
03/14/2012
02:47

The Colbert ReportS8 E72
Monkey on the Lam - Alabama

There could be any number of gorillas roaming Hale County, AL, and one can only assume they voted for Santorum.
03/14/2012
03:40

The Colbert ReportS8 E73
Rush Limbaugh Loses More Sponsors

The Army is pulling out of Rush Limbaugh's radio show due to Rush's sexist comments -- but they are staying in Afghanistan.
03/15/2012
03:53

The Colbert ReportS8 E73
Ireland's Imported Sperm & Ethnically Accurate Headgear

Stephen offers to solve Ireland's overpriced sperm problem, and presents some authentic cultural garments.
03/15/2012
05:07

The Colbert ReportS8 E73
Rick Santorum Visits Puerto Rico and Speaks from His Heart

Mitt Romney wins Hawaii and American Samoa primaries, and Rick Santorum visits Puerto Rico.
03/15/2012
00:06

The Colbert ReportS8 E73
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
03/15/2012
05:52

The Colbert ReportS8 E73
Dexter Filkins

Combat journalist Dexter Filkins discusses the disconnect between preconceived notions about other countries and the realities on the ground.
03/15/2012
02:09

The Colbert ReportS8 E73
Airport Security for Senior Citizens

Stephen doesn't think TSA should give special treatment to elderly powder kegs.
03/15/2012
07:38

The Colbert ReportS8 E74
David Page

Dr. David Page, director of the Whitehead Institute for Biomedical Research, defends the Y chromosome in the face of enumerable challenges and insults to its character.
03/26/2012
10:51

The Colbert ReportS8 E74
Exclusive - David Page Extended Interview

In this unedited, extended interview, biomedical researcher Dr. David Page discusses the evolution of the Y chromosome.
03/26/2012
00:34

The Colbert ReportS8 E74
Intro - 3/26/12

Florida's gun laws come under scrutiny, the Romney campaign hits a speed bump, and Dr. David Page has new insights on the future of DNA.
03/26/2012
04:41

The Colbert ReportS8 E74
Mitt Romney-Etch A Sketch Comparison

While political pundits and the other Republican candidates attack Mitt Romney for being "like an Etch A Sketch," toy sales are booming.
03/26/2012
01:49

The Colbert ReportS8 E74
Stephen's Spring Break

Stephen enjoyed 84 degrees on the islands while New Yorker suckers were stuck shivering in 82 degrees.
03/26/2012
00:06

The Colbert ReportS8 E74
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
03/26/2012
05:59

The Colbert ReportS8 E74
The Word - Dressed to Kill

Florida's Stand Your Ground law leads to the shooting death of teen Trayvon Martin, but top legal minds have other ideas about where to place blame.
03/26/2012
04:22

The Colbert ReportS8 E75
Tip/Wag - Anti-Prejudice Drug & Dick Cheney's Heart

Popping pills reduces racial prejudice, and Stephen reveals the identity of Dick Cheney's anonymous heart donor.
03/27/2012
00:05

The Colbert ReportS8 E75
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
03/27/2012
00:32

The Colbert ReportS8 E75
Intro - 3/27/12

A new pill can cure prejudice, there's an innovation in food delivery, and Charles Murray has written a book about the state of white America.
03/27/2012
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