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The Colbert Report
Intro - 4/25/12
Season 8 • 04/25/2012
Conservatives drill on common ground, and Michael Sandel debuts his book about money and ethics.
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05:31
The Colbert Report
S8
Magnus Carlsen
The world's third youngest Chess Grand Master Magnus Carlsen discusses game strategy and stardom.
04/24/2012
02:40
The Colbert Report
S8
"I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)"
Maurice Sendak endorses Stephen's inspirational children's book about a pole trying to find his place in the world.
04/24/2012
02:10
The Colbert Report
S8
Super Tuesday II: Election Boogaloo - Death Match in Hellaware
Stephen's election night team covers five primaries with major consequences for the five GOP hopefuls.
04/24/2012
03:25
The Colbert Report
S8
Canada's Currency Coup
The Royal Canadian Mint seeks world currency status and develops the first glow-in-the-dark coin.
04/24/2012
00:06
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - iPad
Stephen says goodnight while using his iPad.
04/24/2012
00:06
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
04/25/2012
02:56
The Colbert Report
S8
NASA Retires Discovery & Drops Spacebook
The Discovery shuttle makes a final flight to the Smithsonian, and NASA loses the Spacebook race.
04/25/2012
05:25
The Colbert Report
S8
Cheating Death - Crash Diet Feeding Tubes & Scrotum Gel Injections
Feeding tubes help brides drop 20 pounds in 10 days, and sperm-murdering jelly injections prove highly effective.
04/25/2012
07:02
The Colbert Report
S8
Michael Sandel
Harvard University's Michael Sandel illustrates the ethical and moral concerns regarding the growing role of money and market values in society.
04/25/2012
04:58
The Colbert Report
S8
The Word - United We Can't Stand Them
Saving the planet by demonizing immigrants gives liberals and conservatives something they can do together.
04/25/2012
00:27
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 4/25/12
Liberals and conservatives find common ground, and Harvard University's Michael Sandel reveals what money can't buy.
04/25/2012
00:37
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 4/26/12
Republicans create an anti-Obama ad, Super PACs go to college, and musician Jack White releases his solo album, "Blunderbuss."
04/26/2012
00:57
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Montclair Film Festival
Stephen highlights "Flat Daddy," a military family documentary in New Jersey's inaugural Montclair Film Festival.
04/26/2012
04:41
The Colbert Report
S8
Barack Obama's Slow Jam Backlash
Old, gray-haired Barack Obama successfully panders to the youth vote, but Republicans emphasize the difference between class clown and class president.
04/26/2012
04:47
The Colbert Report
S8
Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack 1st Treasure Hunt Clue
One thousand college students receive their Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack, so Stephen unveils the launch clue and silver treasure.
04/26/2012
06:40
The Colbert Report
S8
Jack White
Jack White introduces his first solo album, "Blunderbuss," and recalls making a record with Stephen.
04/26/2012
03:52
The Colbert Report
S8
Concealing Weapons in Style
Invisible zippers ensure that no one will know about the gun in your pocket unless you're unhappy to see them.
04/30/2012
05:16
The Colbert Report
S8
Delicate Advice for Chen Guangcheng
Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng lulls his guards into complacency and escapes from an 18-month house arrest.
04/30/2012
00:11
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Stephen's Fashionable Firearm
Stephen shows off his gun's matching suit and tie.
04/30/2012
00:30
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 4/30/12
Adults dodge sexuality education, gun owners find the latest convenience, and Diane Keaton joins Stephen.
04/30/2012
04:44
The Colbert Report
S8
The Word - Don't Ask, Don't Show & Tell
Missouri lawmakers want to ban homosexuality discussions in schools because finding out that homosexuality exists is a slippery slope to tolerating it.
04/30/2012
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