The Colbert Report

Intro - 4/25/12

Season 8 • 04/25/2012

Conservatives drill on common ground, and Michael Sandel debuts his book about money and ethics.

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Magnus Carlsen

The world's third youngest Chess Grand Master Magnus Carlsen discusses game strategy and stardom.
04/24/2012
02:40

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"I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)"

Maurice Sendak endorses Stephen's inspirational children's book about a pole trying to find his place in the world.
04/24/2012
02:10

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Super Tuesday II: Election Boogaloo - Death Match in Hellaware

Stephen's election night team covers five primaries with major consequences for the five GOP hopefuls.
04/24/2012
03:25

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Canada's Currency Coup

The Royal Canadian Mint seeks world currency status and develops the first glow-in-the-dark coin.
04/24/2012
00:06

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Sign Off - iPad

Stephen says goodnight while using his iPad.
04/24/2012
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
04/25/2012
02:56

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NASA Retires Discovery & Drops Spacebook

The Discovery shuttle makes a final flight to the Smithsonian, and NASA loses the Spacebook race.
04/25/2012
05:25

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Cheating Death - Crash Diet Feeding Tubes & Scrotum Gel Injections

Feeding tubes help brides drop 20 pounds in 10 days, and sperm-murdering jelly injections prove highly effective.
04/25/2012
07:02

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Michael Sandel

Harvard University's Michael Sandel illustrates the ethical and moral concerns regarding the growing role of money and market values in society.
04/25/2012
04:58

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The Word - United We Can't Stand Them

Saving the planet by demonizing immigrants gives liberals and conservatives something they can do together.
04/25/2012
00:27

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Intro - 4/25/12

Liberals and conservatives find common ground, and Harvard University's Michael Sandel reveals what money can't buy.
04/25/2012
00:37

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Intro - 4/26/12

Republicans create an anti-Obama ad, Super PACs go to college, and musician Jack White releases his solo album, "Blunderbuss."
04/26/2012
00:57

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Sign Off - Montclair Film Festival

Stephen highlights "Flat Daddy," a military family documentary in New Jersey's inaugural Montclair Film Festival.
04/26/2012
04:41

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Barack Obama's Slow Jam Backlash

Old, gray-haired Barack Obama successfully panders to the youth vote, but Republicans emphasize the difference between class clown and class president.
04/26/2012
04:47

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Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack 1st Treasure Hunt Clue

One thousand college students receive their Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack, so Stephen unveils the launch clue and silver treasure.
04/26/2012
06:40

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Jack White

Jack White introduces his first solo album, "Blunderbuss," and recalls making a record with Stephen.
04/26/2012
03:52

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Concealing Weapons in Style

Invisible zippers ensure that no one will know about the gun in your pocket unless you're unhappy to see them.
04/30/2012
05:16

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Delicate Advice for Chen Guangcheng

Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng lulls his guards into complacency and escapes from an 18-month house arrest.
04/30/2012
00:11

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Sign Off - Stephen's Fashionable Firearm

Stephen shows off his gun's matching suit and tie.
04/30/2012
00:30

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Intro - 4/30/12

Adults dodge sexuality education, gun owners find the latest convenience, and Diane Keaton joins Stephen.
04/30/2012
04:44

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The Word - Don't Ask, Don't Show & Tell

Missouri lawmakers want to ban homosexuality discussions in schools because finding out that homosexuality exists is a slippery slope to tolerating it.
04/30/2012
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