The Colbert Report
Romney 2012 - "Corporations Are People"
Season 7 • 08/11/2011
Mitt Romney proves he doesn't just dress like the average Joe, he understands the average Joe.
Sign Off - E-Mailing Colbert NationThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen types up e-mails on his MacBook Air and says goodnight.
Intro - 8/10/11The Colbert ReportS7
God should improve His image, campaign fundraisers have a new weapon, and Elliot Ackerman's website matches voters with candidates.
Yahweh or No Way - Mormons & God's Poll NumbersThe Colbert ReportS7
The Mormon Church's PR campaign makes Mormons irresistibly cool, while only 52% of Americans approve of God.
Hooker-Drawer MarketThe Colbert ReportS7
The New York Post explains the volatile stock market with analysis that everyone can understand.
Colbert Super PAC - Campaign Donation AddictionThe Colbert ReportS7
Political junkies get a fix through compulsive donations to presidential campaigns.
Gloria SteinemThe Colbert ReportS7
Gloria Steinem believes Americans know that women can do what men can do, but they don't know that men can do what women can do.
Colbert Super PAC - Confused by Rick Parry with an "A" for AmericaThe Colbert ReportS7
The fat cat media elites in Des Moines think they can sit in their ivory corn silos and play puppet master with national politics.
Super PAC Ad - Behind The Green CornThe Colbert ReportS7
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow gives Iowans the cornography they deserve.
Colbert Super PAC - Rick Parry with an "A" for AmericaThe Colbert ReportS7
The Palin bus arrives in Iowa, and Stephen reveals an ear-sizzling hot-buttered Colbert Super PAC ad that appeals to Iowa's basest kernel instinct.
Sign Off - Stephen's Emmy AwardThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen pulls out his Emmy Award and says goodnight.
Romney 2012 - "Corporations Are People"The Colbert ReportS7
Mitt Romney's historic statement of corporate personhood makes him this generation's civil rights champion.
Susan Rice Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS7
Ambassador Susan Rice explains U.S. involvement in Syria and Libya, and tells Colbert Nation what they can do to help with Somalia's humanitarian tragedy.
Colbert Super PAC - Iowa Straw Poll ResultsThe Colbert ReportS7
Michele Bachmann gets a commanding 80% of the votes she paid for at the Iowa straw poll, and "Rick Parry" receives at least 718 write-in votes.
Susan Rice Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS7
U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Susan Rice believes the U.N. is the one place where America can marshal the military and financial support of other nations.
Sign Off - Full Susan Rice Interview OnlineThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen tells viewers to look for Susan Rice's full interview online.
Colbert Super PAC - Stephen Apologizes to WOI in Des MoinesThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen apologizes to ABC's Des Moines affiliate station, WOI: it turns out their general manager, Ray Cole, really has touched Stephen's Emmy.
The Etymology of "Obamacare"The Colbert ReportS7
Barack Obama breaks up the word "Obamacare" into "Obama" and "care," but that's not where that word came from.
Chris Ferguson, Doug Hurley, Rex Walheim & Sandy MagnusThe Colbert ReportS7
Space shuttle Atlantis crewmembers -- Chris Ferguson, Doug Hurley, Rex Walheim and Sandy Magnus -- discuss their final mission and the future of American space travel.
Colbert Super PAC - Frank Luntz Commits to the PACThe Colbert ReportS7
Frank Luntz will help Stephen create a Colbert Super PAC ad that works for Democrats and Republicans and scores with the South and the North.
Sign Off - Stephen's Launch Pad NutThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen peers through his frangible nut from space shuttle Atlantis' final mission.
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