The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 7 • 04/21/2003

Patrick Stewart can read minds.

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00:34

Moment of Zen - Rocky Flag
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Iraqis cheer and hold up an American flag that has a picture of Sylvester Stallone.
04/10/2003
06:57

Dennis Miller
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Jon doesn't know how Dennis Miller has the mind or the wind for his jokes.
04/10/2003
02:18

American Greetings
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President Bush's Iraqi television appearance bridges the gap between nations and proves condescension knows no borders.
04/10/2003
03:01

Back in Black - Hummers
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Hummers are the top-selling SUV, CEOs get paid in inverse proportion to the damage they've done and Hooters starts up an airline.
04/10/2003
03:32

Antiques No-Show
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President Bush learns he has cultural advisors.
04/21/2003
02:21

Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Beets
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Enough with the current events and the war -- we've got a salad to make.
04/21/2003
00:06

Moment of Zen - Vases
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Vases are looted from the Iraqi National Museum.
04/21/2003
01:27

Monica Lewinsky's Show
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Monica Lewinsky is back on the air and Bill Clinton works for CBS. Jon's mind is blown. No pun intended.
04/21/2003
03:54

The New Iraq
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The U.S. government-issued playing cards may not be helpful in finding Iraqi fugitives, but they're great collectibles.
04/21/2003
01:43

Foibles Of The Reconstruction
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The U.S. military transforms its mission in Iraq from blowing things up to putting it back together again
04/21/2003
06:29

Patrick Stewart
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Patrick Stewart dispels any rumors of him, Ian McKellan and a white feather boa.
04/21/2003
01:57

Headlines - Spring Break
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The Shiite pilgrims chant, sway and cut their own heads open in an emotional ritual banned under Saddam Hussein.
04/22/2003
00:13

Moment of Zen - Madonna Sings
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Madonna plays guitar and sings about phoniness.
04/22/2003
01:25

Intro - AOL Time Warner
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Now that Viacom owns Comedy Central, Jon is worried about his AOL Time Warner tattoo.
04/22/2003
03:44

The French Persistence
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Stephen Colbert goes to Carrboro, North Carolina, where the French occupation has begun.
04/22/2003
05:23

Rachel Weisz
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Rachel Weisz tells Jon how she stopped smoking but just recently started up again.
04/22/2003
02:08

The Club for Growth
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President Bush's tax cut request faces the usual opposition from crazy, knee-jerk liberal groups like moderate Republicans.
04/22/2003
03:37

The New Iraq
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Rob Corddry explains that we shouldn't fear a theocracy in Iraq as long as the god we worship is more powerful than the god they worship.
04/22/2003
07:17

Richard Lewis
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Richard Lewis talks about how American politicians are ruining this country and his masturbation.
04/23/2003
02:47

Back in Black - Tax Hikes
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Lewis Black discusses the lack of funds in America in contrast to the $600 million going towards Iraq.
04/23/2003
02:26

Headlines - War on Taxes
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Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist opposed President Bush's proposed $726 billion tax cut, but the party compromised.
04/23/2003
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