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Season 3 • 03/07/2007

Stephen explains Colbert Savings Time and signs off.

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ThreatDown - Cheney's Clot
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It's not enough that the mainstream media is against this president; now even the laws of physics are jumping on the anti-Bush bandwagon.
03/06/2007
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Intro - 3/6/07
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Dick Cheney gets a blood clot, guest Mark Frauenfelder edits a magazine about homemade technology, and doctors: should they refuse to treat patients for religious reasons?
03/06/2007
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Mark Frauenfelder
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Stephen and Mark Frauenfelder shoot marshmallow guns at each other.
03/06/2007
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Stephen Wins the Lottery
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It's so nice to be incredibly, undeniably, unfathomably, inexpressively, securely rich.
03/06/2007
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Libby Verdict
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It's so like the media to focus on Scooter Libby's four out of five guilty verdicts -- they always see the glass as 80% guilty.
03/06/2007
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Intro - 3/7/07
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In this episode, Stephen discusses the possible repealing of the U.S. military's "Don't ask, don't tell" policy, kicks off his coverage of the 2008 presidential election and interviews reporter Michael Spector.
03/07/2007
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Mega Millions
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Following a rare factual error, Stephen must apologize for some things he said after finding out that he did not, in fact, win the lottery.
03/07/2007
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Easter Under Attack - Bunny
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Walnut Creek residents are debating over whether the Easter Bunny be changed to the Spring Bunny as to include all religions.
03/07/2007
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Michael Specter
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New Yorker reporter Michael Specter explains how Vladimir Putin's critics have been mysteriously dying.
03/07/2007
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The Word - Don't
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Stephen argues that "Don't ask, don't tell" works because it allows homosexuals to help fight in the war on terror.
03/07/2007
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Sign Off - Colbert Savings Time
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Stephen explains an easy way to see another episode of the show.
03/07/2007
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Intro - 3/8/07
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Stephen wants the judge in the Scooter Libby trial to apologize, and he can't wait to see Ted Koppel in the tank for shark week.
03/08/2007
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Ted Koppel
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Ted Koppel suggests that Stephen reconsider prancing around in front of the audience.
03/08/2007
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The Word - Comic Justice
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There are times when Captain America has gone against the government in order to do what he feels is right, and this time it got him killed.
03/08/2007
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Better Know a District - Kentucky's 3rd - John Yarmuth
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Representative John Yarmuth knows how to dispose of kittens if you don't have a shovel or a garbage can.
03/08/2007
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Jesus Libby
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The similarities between Jesus and Scooter Libby are startling.
03/08/2007
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Tip/Wag - U.S. Mint
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Stephen wags his finger at the U.S. Mint and high school seniors and tips his hat to Duke University graduate John Cornwell.
03/12/2007
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The Word - Home Field Advantage
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Stephen encourages countries like Congo and Sierra Leone to give America money first, so that we can one day help them solve their own problems.
03/12/2007
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Sign Off - Captain America Shield
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Marvel Comics' Joe Quesada has bequeathed the shield of Captain America to the only man who has the red, white and blue balls to carry the mantle: Stephen Colbert.
03/12/2007
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Intro - 3/12/07
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Bill Gates worries about American competitiveness, high school students get an F in religion and Stephen interviews New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof.
03/12/2007
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Newt Gingrich's Extramarital Affair
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Newt Gingrich had the courage to lead the impeachment of Bill Clinton for his affair with Monica Lewinsky while having an affair of his own.
03/12/2007
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