The Colbert Report

Intro - 6/18/09

Season 5 • 06/18/2009

Someone finally agrees to accept Gitmo detainees. Stephen hopes it's Gitmo.

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The Word - Bohemian Grove
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A man has never asked to be considered for membership in Sonia Sotomayor's women's-only club -- until now.
06/17/2009
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03:16

Alpha Dog of the Week - Silvio Berlusconi
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Silvio Berlusconi really shows his doggie bag by asking his wife to apologize for the negative media attention over his affair with an 18-year-old.
06/17/2009
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01:55

Murder in the White House - Fly Widow Interview
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Stephen interviews the wife and 93 children of the fly that President Obama killed.
06/17/2009
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Sign Off - Aloha, Idaho
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Stephen likes to single out a state at the end of the show, so tonight he says aloha to Idaho.
06/17/2009
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06:03

Joshua Micah Marshall
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Joshua Micah Marshall describes the Talking Points Memo blog as a hybrid of collaborative reader reporting and traditional reporting.
06/17/2009
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04:52

ThreatDown - Uighurs & Donald H. Crosby
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Uighurs should stop having so much fun, and Donald H. Crosby wants to know who the hell Stephen Colbert is.
06/18/2009
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Bears & Balls - Tobacco, Project Natal & Graveyard Bids
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President Obama outlaws flavored cigarettes, Microsoft introduces Project Natal, and a graveyard accepts bids.
06/18/2009
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Paul Muldoon
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Paul Muldoon and Stephen recite "Tea" together to help it become the number one poem in America.
06/18/2009
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00:14

Sign Off - Law & Order Preview
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Stephen thanks Jeff Goldblum for stopping by and reveals a little preview of "Law & Order: Criminal Intent."
06/18/2009
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03:52

Murder in the White House - Jeff Goldblum
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Jeff Goldblum demands an apology from Barack Obama for his brutal act of violence against a fly.
06/18/2009
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Intro - 6/18/09
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Someone finally agrees to accept Gitmo detainees, and Stephen nails poet Paul Muldoon.
06/18/2009
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00:18

Sign Off - Stephen Suffers, Too
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Once the audience leaves, Stephen waits in the chair till the next show starts.
06/22/2009
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Intro - 6/22/09
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Stephen suggests punching randomly until we find the enemy among us, and Simon Schama writes a history of the future of America.
06/22/2009
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02:03

The Smell of Freedom - Jeff Goldblum
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Jeff Goldblum stands up for Zicam because nobody can take away the sweet smell of freedom.
06/22/2009
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Simon Schama
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Simon Schama admits that out of all the countries' histories he's covered, the United States has the greatest.
06/22/2009
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04:39

The Enemy Within - Cane Fu
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Like a danger pig rooting out fear truffles, Stephen profiles Mark Shuey, creator of the Cane Fu combat system turning America's seniors into killing machines.
06/22/2009
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Zicam Recall
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Stephen doesn't understand why the FDA would crack down on an unregulated heavy metal that you spray in your nose and can cause permanent damage.
06/22/2009
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02:14

America's Health Plan-Demic
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The House Republicans' health care reform plan is practical in that it's practically three pages long and has no numbers.
06/23/2009
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04:16

Governor Alert - The Search for Mark Sanford
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As his first act as governor of South Carolina, Stephen calls off the search for Mark Sanford.
06/23/2009
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03:07

Barack Obama's Response to Iran
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Critics call for President Obama to get involved in the Iranian elections, boldly and loudly, with the fist of the Statue of Liberty.
06/23/2009
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04:21

America's Health Plan-Demic - Howard Dean
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Howard Dean believes the American government can pay for a public health insurance option because it will generate more jobs.
06/23/2009
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