The Colbert Report
Stephen's Week Off
Season 9 • 06/03/2013
While on break, Stephen watched reruns of his favorite show.
Matt BerningerThe Colbert ReportS9
Matt Berninger of The National talks about Cincinnati's staple spaghetti dish, perfectionism and his band's meaningless moniker.
C.J. ChiversThe Colbert ReportS9
The New York Times's C.J. Chivers explains the ways in which the Syrians and Iraqis are involved in the same civil war.
AUMF Repeal - Andrew BacevichThe Colbert ReportS9
Retired Colonel Andrew Bacevich reviews President Obama's drone program speech and reveals the last time Congress declared war.
Sign Off - GoodnightThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen will be thin as a rail after taking a week off.
AUMF RepealThe Colbert ReportS9
President Obama wants to repeal 60 words of eternal war-justifying deliciousness, but Senator Lindsey Graham would rather broaden Obama's war powers.
Redemption for AllThe Colbert ReportS9
Somebody before Pope Francis should have mentioned that believing in God was optional when it comes to getting into Heaven.
TrackingPoint RifleThe Colbert ReportS9
Because the TrackingPoint rifle comes complete with its own built-in Wi-Fi server, hunters can track their prey even if it leaves the Starbucks.
Better Know a District - Wisconsin's 2nd - Mark PocanThe Colbert ReportS9
Freshman Democratic Congressman Mark Pocan doubts that the Hunger Games are included in the Obamacare bill.
John DingellThe Colbert ReportS9
The longest-serving congressman in American history explains how Washington has changed over the last 80 years.
Stephen's Week OffThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen promises to report on the big news stories he missed as soon as he cares.
Tip/Wag - Google Glass, "The Lone Ranger" & 3D Printed FoodThe Colbert ReportS9
Google bans pornography on its futuristic glasses, Disney creates a gritty Western reboot, and 3D printers bake pizzas.
IRS Political Targeting & Line Dancing ScandalsThe Colbert ReportS9
Conservative donors speak out about their audits, and IRS employees learn to line dance on the taxpayer's dime.
Alex GibneyThe Colbert ReportS9
Academy Award-winning director Alex Gibney discusses Bradley Manning's WikiLeaks trial and the Obama administration's crackdown on whistleblowers.
Michele Bachmann's Last TermThe Colbert ReportS9
Michele Bachmann announces her retirement in a web video recorded at the Sears portrait studio.
Jonathan AlterThe Colbert ReportS9
Jonathan Alter explains how Barack Obama's young geek volunteers crushed Mitt Romney's "Mad Men" campaign during the 2012 election.
Monsanto's Modified Wheat - Laurie GarrettThe Colbert ReportS9
Science journalist Laurie Garrett explains how Senator Roy Blunt's Farmer Assurance Provision protects Monsanto and its zombie wheat.
Monsanto's Modified WheatThe Colbert ReportS9
Monsanto swears it destroyed all its genetically modified wheat from 2005 -- and to make sure no one ever found the remains, they buried that wheat in a field.
Commando of SteelThe Colbert ReportS9
Superman's costume in "Man of Steel" clearly shows the outline of his Fortress of Solitude.
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