The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - The Punchline State
Season 7 • 09/17/2002
Three Arab men were arrested on a Florida highway after being overheard making suspicious remarks.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Those Inferior Animals - Pachyderm Percussionists
What do you call someone who eats palm fronds and takes dumps the size of office furniture?
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Miner Difficulties
As the mildness beat down on Roger, he needed relief, but life-giving fluids were beyond his reach.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - Elephant Opus
Pachyderms play gongs in Thailand.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Florida's Stupidity
Ed Helms reports on findings of the Duke Center for Geographic Anomalies on the conditions that cause Florida to be so stupid.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - Janet Reno Dancing
At the urgings of aides and cameramen, Janet Reno attempts to dance.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Suspected Florida Terrorists
Stephen Colbert explains how easily young people's slang can be misinterpreted, making phrases like "blowing up the bomb" seem dangerous.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Preview - 9/18/02
Jon previews the following day's show, where Damon Wayans will unveil a new line of Wayans brothers.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 BattleBots
In case the town crier hasn't yet spread the news to everyone, Jon fills viewers in on the future of "BattleBots."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Headlines - Search and Annoy
Iraq's announcement that it will cooperate unconditionally with U.N. weapons inspectors makes it a dark, dark day for anyone who loves war.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Jason Lee
Jason Lee tells Jon about his pre-acting career: professional skateboarding.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Headlines - The Punchline State
Three Arab men were arrested on a Florida highway after being overheard at a nearby Shoney's restaurant making suspicious remarks.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Can't Get Fooled Again
Correspondent Rob Corddry in Afghanistan doesn't have breaking news, he just wants to see George W. Bush's "shame on you" clip.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Damon Wayans
Damon Wayans was once suspended from school for fondling the town whore in the vice principal's office.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Fool Me Once
Trent Lott uses bureaucratic doublespeak, but George W. Bush, an avowed outsider, can explain things more simply.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Back in Black - High Alert
Lewis Black offers advice to foreign-born visitors flying in the United States: keep your seat belts fastened at all times and never get up, ever.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Shame On You
First lady Laura Bush has embroidered the old Texas saying on to pillows: "Fool me once shame on... shame on you... But, fool me... can't get fooled again."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Jon Magazine - That Really Hurt My Testicles
If you have teeth, or love someone who does, you'll want to read about Mo Rocca's heroic battle against gingivitis.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Flabscam
Americans are so fat, Mideast correspondent Stephen Colbert live from Baghdad wants to know just how fat they are.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - Old Texas Saying
President George W. Bush recites an old Texas saying about being fooled.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Headlines - Signs
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld beats the drums of war with mixed results.
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