The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - The Punchline State
Season 7 • 09/17/2002
Three Arab men were arrested on a Florida highway after being overheard making suspicious remarks.
Those Inferior Animals - Pachyderm PercussionistsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
What do you call someone who eats palm fronds and takes dumps the size of office furniture?
Miner DifficultiesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
As the mildness beat down on Roger, he needed relief, but life-giving fluids were beyond his reach.
Moment of Zen - Elephant OpusThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Pachyderms play gongs in Thailand.
Florida's StupidityThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Ed Helms reports on findings of the Duke Center for Geographic Anomalies on the conditions that cause Florida to be so stupid.
Moment of Zen - Janet Reno DancingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
At the urgings of aides and cameramen, Janet Reno attempts to dance.
Suspected Florida TerroristsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Stephen Colbert explains how easily young people's slang can be misinterpreted, making phrases like "blowing up the bomb" seem dangerous.
Preview - 9/18/02The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon previews the following day's show, where Damon Wayans will unveil a new line of Wayans brothers.
BattleBotsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
In case the town crier hasn't yet spread the news to everyone, Jon fills viewers in on the future of "BattleBots."
Headlines - Search and AnnoyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Iraq's announcement that it will cooperate unconditionally with U.N. weapons inspectors makes it a dark, dark day for anyone who loves war.
Jason LeeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jason Lee tells Jon about his pre-acting career: professional skateboarding.
Headlines - The Punchline StateThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Three Arab men were arrested on a Florida highway after being overheard at a nearby Shoney's restaurant making suspicious remarks.
Can't Get Fooled AgainThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Correspondent Rob Corddry in Afghanistan doesn't have breaking news, he just wants to see George W. Bush's "shame on you" clip.
Damon WayansThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Damon Wayans was once suspended from school for fondling the town whore in the vice principal's office.
Fool Me OnceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Trent Lott uses bureaucratic doublespeak, but George W. Bush, an avowed outsider, can explain things more simply.
Back in Black - High AlertThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Lewis Black offers advice to foreign-born visitors flying in the United States: keep your seat belts fastened at all times and never get up, ever.
Shame On YouThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
First lady Laura Bush has embroidered the old Texas saying on to pillows: "Fool me once shame on... shame on you... But, fool me... can't get fooled again."
Jon Magazine - That Really Hurt My TesticlesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
If you have teeth, or love someone who does, you'll want to read about Mo Rocca's heroic battle against gingivitis.
FlabscamThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Americans are so fat, Mideast correspondent Stephen Colbert live from Baghdad wants to know just how fat they are.
Moment of Zen - Old Texas SayingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
President George W. Bush recites an old Texas saying about being fooled.
Headlines - SignsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld beats the drums of war with mixed results.
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