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Space Module: Colbert - Vote Now
Season 5 • 03/19/2009
Don't forget to vote "Colbert" for NASA's space node.
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00:31
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 3/18/09
Scientists dig up something unexpected, and no, it's not a social life.
03/18/2009
03:36
The Colbert Report
S5
Tip/Wag - Mississippi, Talk Shows & SyFy
Mississippi ends child selling, talk shows move to Connecticut, and the SciFi Channel changes its name.
03/18/2009
00:11
The Colbert Report
S5
Sam's Club Time
That's it for time until Stephen runs to Sam's Club and picks up some more.
03/18/2009
01:24
The Colbert Report
S5
Predator X Discovery
Jesus buried the bones of Predator X under the ocean 6,000 years ago to test our faith.
03/18/2009
06:50
The Colbert Report
S5
Juan Cole
Juan Cole doesn't advocate a soft approach, but he wants to take the Muslim world's views into account.
03/18/2009
03:17
The Colbert Report
S5
Bill Posey Alligator Rumors
Stephen demands a DNA test to determine whether Congressman Bill Posey is part alligator.
03/19/2009
03:42
The Colbert Report
S5
When Animals Attack Our Morals - Chimps, Lizards & Spiders
A chimp throws rocks at Swedes, male lizards imitate females, and spiders perform miracles.
03/19/2009
00:36
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 3/19/09
A new bill would require presidential candidates to produce birth records. Mitt Romney, you can just show your serial number.
03/19/2009
05:45
The Colbert Report
S5
John McCardell
John McCardell believes the current drinking age law drives alcohol consumption out of public view, putting young people at greater risk.
03/19/2009
06:07
The Colbert Report
S5
Conservative Rap Battle - Michael Steele's Response
In accordance with hip-hop's longstanding fairness doctrine, Stephen presents Michael Steele's rap response, remixed on behalf of Michael Steele.
03/19/2009
00:23
The Colbert Report
S5
Space Module: Colbert - Vote Now
Don't forget to vote for NASA's space node to be named after Stephen.
03/19/2009
00:37
The Colbert Report
S5
Exclusive - Stephen's Vetting Process Pt. 1
Stephen says his relationship to his audience is like a father to a child...if the father is very, very needy.
03/24/2009
01:33
The Colbert Report
S5
Exclusive - Stephen's Vetting Process Pt. 2
Stephen has to answer for some things he wrote in "I am America (and So Can You!)."
03/25/2009
06:04
The Colbert Report
S5
Derrick Pitts
Stephen handles Derrick Pitt's replica of Galileo's telescope with special magic gloves.
03/30/2009
03:18
The Colbert Report
S5
Space Module: Colbert - Democracy in Orbit
Representative Chaka Fattah insists that Stephen won the NASA node-naming contest fair and square.
03/30/2009
03:51
The Colbert Report
S5
Me Time - Emily Yoffe on Narcissistic Personality Disorder
What's wrong with thinking that you are better than everyone else if it's the truth?
03/30/2009
00:11
The Colbert Report
S5
30 Minute Applause
Late viewers, just pretend that you applauded for Stephen for 30 minutes.
03/30/2009
00:35
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 3/30/09
Is narcissism hurting America? More importantly, how does Stephen's hair look?
03/30/2009
03:08
The Colbert Report
S5
Me Time - American Narcissism
We need ambition, self-confidence and extreme good looks to rebuild America.
03/30/2009
02:39
The Colbert Report
S5
Violence in Mexico
Cross border drug traffic and violence could lead to the explosion of Lou Dobbs' head.
03/30/2009
00:31
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 3/31/09
Glenn Beck embarks on a new crusade, and David Plotz discusses every word of the Bible.
03/31/2009
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