The Colbert Report
Sign Off - The Colbert Report's Seventh Anniversary
Season 9 • 11/15/2012
Stephen unveils an anniversary gift.
Tony Kushner Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS9
Pulitzer Prize winner Tony Kushner describes how "Lincoln" is a bit like a state basketball tournament movie.
High-Frequency TradingThe Colbert ReportS9
Much like Maroon 5, computer traders make money just by churning out the same formula over and over again.
Tony Kushner Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS9
Tony Kushner introduces a clip from "Lincoln" and explains how Barack Obama and Abraham Lincoln are similar.
High-Frequency Trading - Christopher SteinerThe Colbert ReportS9
The journalist examines the Flash Crash of 2010, nanosecond trading, and the algorithms behind Wall Street.
Cheating Death - Flu-Fighting MethThe Colbert ReportS9
Science determines that other than brain damage, heart disease, severe weight loss, psychosis and destroying people's lives, meth is beneficial.
Chris StringerThe Colbert ReportS9
Paleoanthropologist Chris Stringer shares his book, "Lone Survivors: How We Came to Be the Only Humans on Earth."
Millennial Generation Soup CampaignThe Colbert ReportS9
Music and edgy online graphics capture the rebellious spirit of America's hottest liquid food trend, Campbell's "Go" soups.
General's HospitalThe Colbert ReportS9
David Petraeus's affair is all anybody in Washington can talk about, which might be why the country is in financial ruin.
Intro - 11/15/12The Colbert ReportS9
The CIA combats a scandal, meth doubles as medicine, and paleoanthropologist Chris Stringer reveals that all humans came from Africa.
Sign Off - The Colbert Report's Seventh AnniversaryThe Colbert ReportS9
America was thoughtlessly holding its presidential campaign during the show's seven-year anniversary.
Jake TapperThe Colbert ReportS9
Senior White House correspondent Jake Tapper explores the fiscal cliff, the war in Afghanistan, and the Taliban's assault on Combat Outpost Keating.
Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Pope Benedict XVIThe Colbert ReportS9
In his book "Jesus of Nazareth," Pope Benedict XVI proves that he has not read the Gospel of the Little Drummer Boy.
Stephen's Thanksgiving & Holy Black FridayThe Colbert ReportS9
Thanksgiving is just a preamble to the holiest day of the year, Black Friday, when Americans come together to bow before their lord, the Walmart rollback guy.
Intro - 11/26/12The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen covers the exciting issue of copyright infringement, the birth of Jesus comes into question, and journalist Jake Tapper shares his book about the war in Afghanistan.
Judge, Jury & Executioner - Copyright LawThe Colbert ReportS9
The Supreme Court considers the case of Supap Kirtsaeng v. Wiley & Sons, a textbook copyright suit about textbooks.
Canada's GrinchThe Colbert ReportS9
A 24-year-old man delivers sickening Yuletide news: There is no Santa Claus in Canada.
Sign Off - Country ChordsThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen kicks up his feet and plays guitar.
The Fiscal Cliff CompromiseThe Colbert ReportS9
President Obama wants to raise taxes on the wealthy just because he ran and won on that promise, and Republicans might let him do it.
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