The Colbert Report
Failure to Connect the Dots
Season 6 • 01/07/2010
The U.S. government fails to connect the dots in the underwear bomber plot.
Intro - 1/6/10The Colbert ReportS6
The Senate and House debate health care, and Charles Moore discovers a floating patch of garbage in the Pacific Ocean.
Alpha Dog of the Week - Domino's PizzaThe Colbert ReportS6
Domino's boldly embraces the universal condemnation of their product and asks its customers to come back for more.
Drag Me to Health - Ezra Klein & Linda DouglassThe Colbert ReportS6
Ezra Klein believes the health care bill is pretty moderate, and Linda Douglass addresses Erick Erickson.
Sign Off - Not Stephen's ShowThe Colbert ReportS6
Stay tuned for 23 and a half hours of not Stephen's show.
Charles MooreThe Colbert ReportS6
Charles Moore talks about the garbage patch that's turning the Pacific Ocean into a plastic wasteland.
Fatal Subtraction - Barry ScheckThe Colbert ReportS6
Barry Scheck explains how the Innocence Project uses DNA evidence to exonerate innocent people.
Tip/Wag - Burj Dubai, Avatar & Transgender AppointeesThe Colbert ReportS6
Dubai builds the world's tallest tower, "Avatar" makes a billion dollars, and Henry Kissinger puts transgender rumors to rest.
Intro - 1/7/10The Colbert ReportS6
America executes fewer prisoners, the Obama administration makes a shocking appointment, and James Fowler discusses the power of social networks.
Sign Off - GoodnightThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen takes a break from reading the Bible to say goodnight.
James FowlerThe Colbert ReportS6
James Fowler talks about the strong influence of social networks and how they affect our lives.
Failure to Connect the DotsThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen shows how easy it is to connect the dots to the underwear bomber on his T.G.I. Jihad's placemat.
Colbert Platinum - Estate Tax & Skull Ballot BoxThe Colbert ReportS6
Congress lets the estate tax expire, and a member of Yale's Skull and Bones secret society auctions off a human skull ballot box.
Harry Reid's Racial PraiseThe Colbert ReportS6
With his faint praise of Barack Obama, Harry Reid ushers the word "negro" back into the common parlance.
Sign Off - Stephen Will Be Right BackThe Colbert ReportS6
If you're just tuning in, Stephen will be right back after this long break.
Morgan FreemanThe Colbert ReportS6
Morgan Freeman, the most trusted voice in America, reads a list of untrustworthy things.
Move Your Money - Eugene JareckiThe Colbert ReportS6
Eugene Jarecki uses "It's a Wonderful Life" to inspire Americans to pull their money out of large banks, while Stephen offers an alternate interpretation of the film.
Intro - 1/12/10The Colbert ReportS6
President Obama won't admit we're in the middle of a war, and Raj Patel talks about his book, "The Value of Nothing."
Cheating Death - Alzheimer's, Jet Lag & Female LibidoThe Colbert ReportS6
Cell phones may prevent Alzheimer's, the FDA approves a jet lag remedy, and a new drug boosts the female libido.
Roxxxy the Sex RobotThe Colbert ReportS6
A man inspired by 9/11 invents a sex robot with touch sensors and different downloadable personalities.
Raj PatelThe Colbert ReportS6
Raj Patel says the hidden cost of our consumption causes a great deal of environmental harm and social destruction.
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