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Body Loss
Season 5 • 04/06/2009
Americans could start chopping off limbs for cash.
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06:26
Cold War Update - Russia, Cuba & Space
The Colbert Report
S5
Russia wants a new currency, Congress tries to lift the Cuba embargo, and Russian astronauts can't use American toilets in space.
04/02/2009
02:10
Cheney's Secret Assassination Squad
The Colbert Report
S5
It's hard to believe Dick Cheney had the time to command a secret lawless assassination squad with all the secret lawless torture.
04/02/2009
00:18
Let Your GPS Be Your Guide
The Colbert Report
S5
Let your conscience be your guide until you can afford a GPS.
04/02/2009
07:09
Biz Stone
The Colbert Report
S5
Twitter co-founder Biz Stone, one of America's preeminent Twits, discusses the company's popularity and business model.
04/02/2009
05:00
Space Module: Colbert - Urine Recycling Room
The Colbert Report
S5
NASA, don't make Stephen launch an intern into space with a can of spray paint.
04/06/2009
00:31
Intro - 4/6/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Barack Obama travels around Europe, and new developments arise in the NASA node-naming contest.
04/06/2009
04:42
Obama's European Trip - Tom Brokaw
The Colbert Report
S5
Tom Brokaw believes Barack Obama appeared very presidential at the G20 Summit.
04/06/2009
02:28
Un-American News - Rest of the World
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen loves Barack Obama, at least until he returns to the United States.
04/06/2009
00:15
Make Lemonade
The Colbert Report
S5
If life gives you lemons, water, sugar and ice, make lemonade.
04/06/2009
00:15
Rich Lowry
The Colbert Report
S5
Rich Lowry wants Republican principles to stay the same, but the application to change.
04/06/2009
03:14
Body Loss
The Colbert Report
S5
Getting paid for missing body parts is too tempting for Americans.
04/06/2009
00:15
Hiccup-Free
The Colbert Report
S5
The Colbert Report is no longer hiccup-free.
04/07/2009
01:20
Queen Noor's Royal Treatment
The Colbert Report
S5
To make sure Stephen doesn't violate any royalty protocol, he's going to wear surgical gloves.
04/07/2009
04:55
The Word - Morally Bankrupt
The Colbert Report
S5
TV has so little societal value that Bill Gates is willing to pay to provide the most cursory positive messages.
04/07/2009
07:02
Better Know a District - New York's 25th - Dan Maffei
The Colbert Report
S5
Congressman Dan Maffei's "evil twin" tells Stephen why he loves cocaine and the company of prostitutes.
04/07/2009
06:21
Queen Noor
The Colbert Report
S5
Queen Noor will only knight Stephen after he signs the Global Zero declaration.
04/07/2009
00:35
Intro - 4/7/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Are TV networks desperate for revenue? Find out more on an all-new episode of "How I Met Your Pepsi."
04/07/2009
03:14
Birkat Hachama - Stephen Frees His Jews
The Colbert Report
S5
Birkat Hachama marks the time for Stephen to free his Jews.
04/08/2009
00:14
Electronic Edition
The Colbert Report
S5
Far too many of you still get the show delivered on paper.
04/08/2009
00:33
Intro - 4/8/09
The Colbert Report
S5
An update on Stephen's trip to the Persian Gulf, and Phil Bronstein discusses the death of newspapers.
04/08/2009
06:51
Phil Bronstein
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen asks Phil Bronstein if the death of newspapers and journalistic oversight will begin a golden age of corruption.
04/08/2009
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