The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Excuse Me Your Dick Is Out
Season 14 • 05/11/2009
Dick Cheney wants the truth to come home.
Gaywatch - Marion BarryThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Councilman Marion Barry doesn't want Washington D.C. to become a gay marriage friendly stopover because he has the moral compass of God.
White in America - The ChildrenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Robin Thicke, son of blindingly white Alan Thicke, helps Larry Wilmore proves to white kids that they're not sentenced to a life of whiteness.
Battle of the BannedThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
John Oliver defends Great Britain's ban against Michael Savage because a civilized society is more important than freedom of speech.
Ken SalazarThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Ken Salazar wants to collect more royalties from the oil companies that rent public land and return it to American taxpayers.
Daily/Colbert - Stephen's New MustacheThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Stephen doesn't want Jon to say anything about his awkward new mustache.
Guess Who's Coming to DinnerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Wanda Sykes' Limbaugh joke at the White House Correspondents' Dinner smells like this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner controversy.
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner - Wanda Sykes' Joke PressureThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
John Oliver believes Wanda Sykes' offensive jokes may not be pleasant, but they're effective.
Frank PartnoyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Frank Partnoy describes Ivar Kreuger as the man responsible for one of the top five financial schemes of all time.
Moment of Zen - STARFLEET Phone CallThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Commodore Jonathan Lane answers his communicator during an interview with MSNBC.
Excuse Me Your Dick Is OutThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Time for truth to stop living under the underpass, selling itself for crack, and come home to Daddy Cheney. He forgives you.
The Pageant of the ChristThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Miss California gets to keep her crown, not for her stand against gay marriage, but because she's beautiful.
Arizona State Snubs ObamaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Jason Jones learns Barack Obama will have to work much harder to earn an honorary degree from Arizona State.
Moment of Zen - Miss USA Is RelevantThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Donald Trump speaks out about the relevance of Miss USA and Miss Universe.
Tom HanksThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Tom Hanks discusses traveling during the swine flu epidemic and disappearing antimatter.
Waffle HouseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Nancy Pelosi denies knowledge of harsh interrogation techniques before slowly parsing her unequivocal denial of never being told.
Intro - Legendary Bad BoyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Name the starlet and legendary Hollywood bad boy, Tom Hanks, has hit that.
Old Man Stewart Shakes His Fist at White House Poetry JamsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Barack Obama hosts a poetry jam at the White House. Soon he'll be running a college radio station out of the basement.
Moment of Zen - The Terrorists' Secret MessageThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Tune in to Fox News to find out the secret message terrorists are using against us.
Roadus TriptumThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Pope Benedict XVI makes his first visit to the Holy Land with the modest agenda of bringing peace to the Middle East.
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