The Half HourS5 E11Martha Kelly - A Brand-New Martha
When Martha Kelly moved to Austin , she became a new person -- but not necessarily in a good way.
The Half HourS5 E12Nick Turner - Rescue Dogs
When Nick Turner went to a shelter to get a dog, he was surprised by how difficult the adoption process turned out to be.
The Half HourS5 E12Nick Turner - Hanging Out with Couples
When Nick Turner is spending time with a friend, he prefers that his buddy's significant other doesn't show up and start an argument.
The Half HourS5 E13Mike Recine - Racism Against Robots
Mike Recine imagines a future in which all humans get along and band together against our greatest nemesis: robots.
The Half HourS5 E13Mike Recine - Songs About Cheating
When it comes to cheating ballads, Mike Recine would appreciate a little more variety.
The Half HourS5 E14Jacqueline Novak - Apple Woman
According to women's magazines, women are shaped like fruits and vegetables, but Jacqueline Novak isn't sold on these categories.
The Half HourS5 E14Jacqueline Novak - The Buffalo Wings Test
Jacqueline Novak describes how much she loves to eat and reveals how she knows whether or not she's attracted to a man.
The Half HourS5 E15Naomi Ekperigin - A Tip for White Women
After years of watching police procedurals on television, Naomi Ekperigin has picked up one helpful tip that she wants to share with white women.
The Half HourS5 E15Naomi Ekperigin - Becoming Mrs. Beckerman
When Naomi Ekperigin gets married, she's going to take her fiance's last name for one very specific reason.
The Half HourS5 E16Ahmed Bharoocha - Dad to the Rescue
Ahmed Bharoocha's father is so overly supportive that he often ends up doing more harm to his kids than good.
The Half HourS5 E16Ahmed Bharoocha - Cat Phobia
When Ahmed Bharoocha tells people that he's afraid of cats, they tend to react in the worst possible way.
The Half HourS5 E17Matthew Broussard - The Embarrassing Hobbies of Single Men
When Matthew Broussard brought a woman home after a date, some of his most cherished possessions really freaked her out.