The Colbert Report
The Word - Don't
Season 3 • 03/07/2007
Stephen wants Congress to keep "Don't ask don't tell" because it's the only thing keeping our military intolerant.
The Colbert ReportS3 ThreatDown - Cheney's Clot
It's not enough that the mainstream media is against this president; now even the laws of physics are jumping on the anti-Bush bandwagon.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/6/07
Dick Cheney gets a blood clot, guest Mark Frauenfelder edits a magazine about homemade technology, and doctors: should they refuse to treat patients for religious reasons?
The Colbert ReportS3 Mark Frauenfelder
Stephen and Mark Frauenfelder shoot marshmallow guns at each other.
The Colbert ReportS3 Stephen Wins the Lottery
It's so nice to be incredibly, undeniably, unfathomably, inexpressively, securely rich.
The Colbert ReportS3 Libby Verdict
It's so like the media to focus on Scooter Libby's four out of five guilty verdicts -- they always see the glass as 80% guilty.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/7/07
In this episode, Stephen discusses the possible repealing of the U.S. military's "Don't ask, don't tell" policy, kicks off his coverage of the 2008 presidential election and interviews reporter Michael Spector.
The Colbert ReportS3 Mega Millions
Following a rare factual error, Stephen must apologize for some things he said after finding out that he did not, in fact, win the lottery.
The Colbert ReportS3 Easter Under Attack - Bunny
Walnut Creek residents are debating over whether the Easter Bunny be changed to the Spring Bunny as to include all religions.
The Colbert ReportS3 Michael Specter
New Yorker reporter Michael Specter explains how Vladimir Putin's critics have been mysteriously dying.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Colbert Savings Time
Stephen explains an easy way to see another episode of the show.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Don't
Stephen argues that "Don't ask, don't tell" works because it allows homosexuals to help fight in the war on terror.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/8/07
Stephen wants the judge in the Scooter Libby trial to apologize, and he can't wait to see Ted Koppel in the tank for shark week.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ted Koppel
Ted Koppel suggests that Stephen reconsider prancing around in front of the audience.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Comic Justice
There are times when Captain America has gone against the government in order to do what he feels is right, and this time it got him killed.
The Colbert ReportS3 Exclusive - Better Know a District - Kentucky's 3rd - John Yarmuth Pt. 1
Stephen asks Representative John Yarmuth if he's had a Cleveland Steamer.
The Colbert ReportS3 Better Know a District - Kentucky's 3rd - John Yarmuth
Representative John Yarmuth knows how to dispose of kittens if you don't have a shovel or a garbage can.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jesus Libby
The similarities between Jesus and Scooter Libby are startling.
The Colbert ReportS3 Exclusive - Better Know a District - Kentucky's 3rd - John Yarmuth Pt. 2
Representative John Yarmuth gives Stephen some golfing tips.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tip/Wag - U.S. Mint
Stephen wags his finger at the U.S. Mint and high school seniors and tips his hat to Duke University graduate John Cornwell.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Home Field Advantage
Stephen encourages countries like Congo and Sierra Leone to give America money first, so that we can one day help them solve their own problems.
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