The Colbert Report
The Word - Don't
Season 3 • 03/07/2007
Stephen wants Congress to keep "Don't ask don't tell" because it's the only thing keeping our military intolerant.
ThreatDown - Cheney's ClotThe Colbert ReportS3
It's not enough that the mainstream media is against this president; now even the laws of physics are jumping on the anti-Bush bandwagon.
Intro - 3/6/07The Colbert ReportS3
Dick Cheney gets a blood clot, guest Mark Frauenfelder edits a magazine about homemade technology, and doctors: should they refuse to treat patients for religious reasons?
Mark FrauenfelderThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen and Mark Frauenfelder shoot marshmallow guns at each other.
Stephen Wins the LotteryThe Colbert ReportS3
It's so nice to be incredibly, undeniably, unfathomably, inexpressively, securely rich.
Libby VerdictThe Colbert ReportS3
It's so like the media to focus on Scooter Libby's four out of five guilty verdicts -- they always see the glass as 80% guilty.
Intro - 3/7/07The Colbert ReportS3
In this episode, Stephen discusses the possible repealing of the U.S. military's "Don't ask, don't tell" policy, kicks off his coverage of the 2008 presidential election and interviews reporter Michael Spector.
Mega MillionsThe Colbert ReportS3
Following a rare factual error, Stephen must apologize for some things he said after finding out that he did not, in fact, win the lottery.
Easter Under Attack - BunnyThe Colbert ReportS3
Walnut Creek residents are debating over whether the Easter Bunny be changed to the Spring Bunny as to include all religions.
Michael SpecterThe Colbert ReportS3
New Yorker reporter Michael Specter explains how Vladimir Putin's critics have been mysteriously dying.
Sign Off - Colbert Savings TimeThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen explains an easy way to see another episode of the show.
The Word - Don'tThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen argues that "Don't ask, don't tell" works because it allows homosexuals to help fight in the war on terror.
Intro - 3/8/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen wants the judge in the Scooter Libby trial to apologize, and he can't wait to see Ted Koppel in the tank for shark week.
Ted KoppelThe Colbert ReportS3
Ted Koppel suggests that Stephen reconsider prancing around in front of the audience.
The Word - Comic JusticeThe Colbert ReportS3
There are times when Captain America has gone against the government in order to do what he feels is right, and this time it got him killed.
Better Know a District - Kentucky's 3rd - John YarmuthThe Colbert ReportS3
Representative John Yarmuth knows how to dispose of kittens if you don't have a shovel or a garbage can.
Jesus LibbyThe Colbert ReportS3
The similarities between Jesus and Scooter Libby are startling.
Tip/Wag - U.S. MintThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen wags his finger at the U.S. Mint and high school seniors and tips his hat to Duke University graduate John Cornwell.
The Word - Home Field AdvantageThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen encourages countries like Congo and Sierra Leone to give America money first, so that we can one day help them solve their own problems.
Sign Off - Captain America ShieldThe Colbert ReportS3
Marvel Comics' Joe Quesada has bequeathed the shield of Captain America to the only man who has the red, white and blue balls to carry the mantle: Stephen Colbert.
Intro - 3/12/07The Colbert ReportS3
Bill Gates worries about American competitiveness, high school students get an F in religion and Stephen interviews New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof.
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