Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
Season 1 E 6 • 11/16/2010
Superman calls in a few favors from the woman he just rescued.
The Time TravelerNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E4
A man travels from 2041 to 2010 with a bowel problem and a dire warning.
CreepiosNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E4
Kids love Creepios, but have mixed feelings about the cereal's mascot, Mr. Creepy.
SurvibratorNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E4
A combination sex toy/camping tool has everything you'll need to survive in the woods.
Going GreenNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E5
Two high school students take an interest in environmentalism for all the wrong reasons.
Masturbating SniperNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E5
An expert rifleman employs an unorthodox approach to taking down his targets.
Gay Robot - Facebook UpdateNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E5
When Gay Robot's friend Tito posts a provocative status update, it inspires him to be more forthcoming online.
Treasure MapNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E5
The captain of a pirate ship learns the unfortunate location of Bluebeard's treasure map.
"Avatar" STDNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6
Nick contracts an extraterrestrial STD following a sexual encounter with a colleague.
Gay Robot - Sex OffenderNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6
Gay Robot's friends show him a new phone app that pinpoints sex offenders living in the area.
Critter GittersNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6
Two animal wranglers find themselves in over their heads when they're sent to deal with an aroused bear.
Superman's RepaymentNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6
Superman has some suggestions as to how a damsel in distress can repay him for saving her life.
Time CapsuleNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7
Small-town officials unearth a 100-year-old time capsule and discover some unusual artifacts inside.
Gay Robot - Alien AbductionNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7
Gay Robot decides to visit Roswell, New Mexico, so that aliens can probe his orifices.
Role-PlayingNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7
Nick's girlfriend gets a little too into their role-playing scenario.
The Old HouseNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7
A man arrives at the house where he grew up with a request for the current occupants.
Suck Your Own D**k Abs - UncensoredNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1
Finally, an exercise routine that lets men get serious about their bodies and have fun at the same time.
Save the Fat AmericansNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1
Nick makes an earnest plea for starving families everywhere to help save a fat American.
Cat vs. Leg - UncensoredNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1
Nick recounts a harrowing tale of cat-on-human violence.
Mom's Cat - UncensoredNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1
Nick gets attacked by his mom's angry but very smart cat.
Cinnabon & Day DrinkingNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E2
Nick describes his dream cologne scent and fantasizes about running errands drunk.
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