The Colbert Report
All You Need to Know - Dick Cheney
Season 2 • 05/15/2006
With the threat of hurricanes, it is important to know the breast stroke.
The Colbert ReportS2 The West Wing
Stephen discusses the final episode of "The West Wing" and asks a very special favor of President Bartlett.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Fill 'Er Up
The state of the Republican juggernaut is in danger, and Stephen just may have the solution.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tip/Wag - Gold
Stephen wants to go back to a system where we use gold dust, bars and nuggets for money.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/11/06
Stephen reports on the 2006 election, makes Time magazine's list of most influential people and denies Madeleine Albright diplomatic immunity.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/15/06
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sends George W. Bush chain mail, a Florida town goes Catholic and author Kevin Phillips discusses an American theocracy.
The Colbert ReportS2 Kevin Phillips
Kevin Phillips talks to Stephen about his book, "American Theocracy," and explains how he really feels about God.
The Colbert ReportS2 Summaries of Summaries
After seeing an ad for eight-page summaries of popular business books, Stephen takes it a step further by cutting them down to just a few sentences.
The Colbert ReportS2 Ahmadinejad's Letter
No matter what a dictator's views are, one should always disagree. For example, Hitler was a vegetarian, so Stephen is not.
The Colbert ReportS2 Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Gas Prices
A guy pulls a truck with his ear just to save some money on gas.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Lunchables
Stephen doesn't see America as a melting pot. He sees it as a package of Lunchables, with separate compartments for separate views.
The Colbert ReportS2 All You Need to Know - Dick Cheney
Stephen tells you All You Need To Know about Dick Cheney, Chuck Hagel, Rolling Stone and hurricanes.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/16/06
Steven reports on post-traumatic stress disorder caused by HBO, celebrates illegal immigrants and talks to alternative energy expert Tyson Slocum.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Inoculation
The Surgeon General says that an HBO documentary on Baghdad may cause post-traumatic stress disorder, so you probably shouldn't watch it.
The Colbert ReportS2 Body Parts for Sale
After reading an article about the black market body parts industry, Stephen has decided to auction off all of his body parts.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tyson Slocum
Tyson Slocum talks about alternative energy sources, and Stephen gives him the debate of his career.
The Colbert ReportS2 Billboard
While flipping through his latest issue of Star magazine, Stephen spotted his billboard in the background of a picture of Tom Cruise.
The Colbert ReportS2 Search for a New Black Friend
After seeing his black friend, Alan, at an anti-war protest, Stephen has decided to look for a new black friend.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Democrats
After Republicans gave President Bush flack for his immigration speech, Stephen felt it was time to get them back on the same page.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/17/06
Stephen profiles Teddy Roosevelt, speaks with Jonathan Alter about America's greatest president and calls off the New Deal.
The Colbert ReportS2 Reagan Dimes
In support of the new proposal for Ronald Reagan dimes, fellow Americans should get rid of all their old FDR dimes.
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