The Colbert Report
Dr. Jason Bond
Season 4 • 06/24/2008
Stephen wants to know if his spider shoots poison darts and lays its eggs in your ears.
The Colbert ReportS4 Barbara Ehrenreich
Stephen wants you to buy Barbara Ehrenreich's book so she gets super rich and has to swallow her words.
The Colbert ReportS4 Tip/Wag - Barack Obama
Stephen flip-flops on flip-flopping and gives Senator Obama a tip of his hat for proving he's a regular politician after all.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/23/08
There is racial progress in South Africa. Stephen hopes this means he can start buying blood diamonds again.
The Colbert ReportS4 WristStrong Anniversary
After Stephen's traumatic wrist injury, he pledged that he would never again break a fall with his hands.
The Colbert ReportS4 Sign Off - Time for Stephen to Watch
Stephen hopes you've enjoyed watching him. Now he's going to watch you.
The Colbert ReportS4 Oil Crisis
Yes, we need offshore drilling, but what about off-porch drilling?
The Colbert ReportS4 Hollywood Face Violence
Shame on Will Smith for hurting other people's faces. His face already has the unfair advantage of being amazingly handsome and stunningly symmetrical.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/24/08
Should we solve the oil crisis with offshore drilling? Stephen says any excuse for a preemptive strike on the ocean.
The Colbert ReportS4 Will Smith
Stephen asks Will Smith if he supports Barack Obama because he secretly wants to play him in a movie of his life.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Bleep
Thank you, George Carlin. Few people have done more to repress what other people can say.
The Colbert ReportS4 Dr. Jason Bond
The world demands an eight-legged tribute to Stephen, and not another barbershop quartet.
The Colbert ReportS4 Neil deGrasse Tyson
Stephen asks Neil deGrasse Tyson what dark matter is because he doesn't see the color of matter.
The Colbert ReportS4 Paul Goldberger
Stephen asks Paul Goldberger why America can't take our existing skyscrapers and stack them to make the tallest building in the world.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/25/08
America no longer has the tallest building, but could our planned Mexican border wall be the world's longest building?
The Colbert ReportS4 Judge, Jury & Executioner - Whales
What doesn't kill whales? They can't even sunbathe without dropping dead.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Tank is Half Full - Criminals
Criminals have been getting a free ride for too long. It's about time they went Dutch.
The Colbert ReportS4 Stephen Packs for his Trip
Stephen packs Sweetness for their romantic trip to Washington, DC.
The Colbert ReportS4 Difference Makers - Steve Pelkey
Steve Pelkey is a hero fighting for our constitutional rights to keep and bear cherry bombs.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/26/08
There's an upside to the gas crisis -- it's a great time to be an oil conglomerate.