The Colbert Report

Bibles Swapped for "Fifty Shades of Grey"

Season 8 • 07/25/2012

A hotel in England replaces bedside Gideon Bibles with the bestselling book "Fifty Shades of Grey."

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The Colbert ReportS8
Cold War Update - Kim Jong-un's Mystery Woman & NASA's Mars Mission Menu

North Korea develops celebrity-couple technology, and NASA's rocket scientists should have considered Slim Jim.
07/24/2012
00:05

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
07/24/2012
00:36

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Intro - 7/24/12

The summer heat stifles America, NASA aims for Mars, and James Fallows shares his book, "China Airborne."
07/24/2012
02:22

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Hamster Study Links Late Night TV with Depression

The Report was designed to depress hamsters, especially its long-running segments "Elusive Water Bottle" and "That Wheel Is Getting You Nowhere."
07/24/2012
06:02

The Colbert ReportS8
James Fallows

Award-winning journalist James Fallows examines the growth of China's aircraft business and what it means for U.S. aerospace exports.
07/24/2012
03:14

The Colbert ReportS8
The Word - 1 Man Show

The Report's credit-sucking vampires take a permanent break, and Stephen avoids sharing success with the wind.
07/25/2012
03:38

The Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney vs. Barack Obama on Small Business Owners

Barack Obama insults pizza innovator Papa John, and far-left kooks like Mitt Romney defend Obama's sentiments.
07/25/2012
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
07/25/2012
05:08

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Dan Gross

The Brady Campaign's President, Dan Gross, talks about the Colorado shooting tragedy, everyday gun violence, and the prospect of Second Amendment regulations.
07/25/2012
04:19

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Mitt Romney's Anglo-Saxon Connection

An aide claims that Mitt Romney values America's "special" Anglo-Saxon ties more than Barack Obama does.
07/25/2012
04:07

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Bibles Swapped for "Fifty Shades of Grey"

Travelers need a 500-page book about an inexperienced 22-year-old getting worked over good by a sociopathic businessman with a shvantz like a kielbasa.
07/25/2012
00:34

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Intro - 7/26/12

The Olympic games get closer, fast food enlists in the culture wars, and Sir Peter Westmacott is Her Majesty's Ambassador to the United States.
07/26/2012
02:14

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Mitt Romney's London Olympics Blunder

Mitt Romney uses the same Romney charm on England that he used to woo his wife, and Prime Minister David Cameron needs geography lessons.
07/26/2012
00:42

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Sign Off - Colbert Nation Twins

Stephen welcomes Clover and July Werner to the Colbert Nation.
07/26/2012
07:19

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Peter Westmacott

Senior British diplomat Peter Westmacott talks about London's Olympic planning, royal etiquette and England's shared values with America.
07/26/2012
05:19

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Sport Report - Stephen Colbefrajilympic Expealacoverage!

The Olympics are injected with performance-enhancing audio, except for the quadrennial Bone-A-Thon games.
07/26/2012
03:04

The Colbert ReportS8
Tony Robbins' Signature Firewalk

Tony Robbins' motivational hot coals challenge opens up whole new worlds for seminar goers, such as handicap parking spaces, wheelchair ramps and ointments.
07/30/2012
06:25

The Colbert ReportS8
Stephen's Dressage Training Pt. 1

Former dressage Olympian Michael Barisone rejects Stephen's idea of horse mosh pits and "Dirty Dancing" competition routines.
07/30/2012
00:05

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Sign Off - "I Hate Everyone... Starting with Me"

Stephen enjoys Joan Rivers' autobiography, "I Hate Everyone... Starting with Me."
07/30/2012
01:53

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Mitt Romney's Disinterest in Dressage

Mitt Romney admits his disinterest in Ann Romney's dressage horse, Rafalca, and Charles Krauthammer slams the Romneys for being distracted with a hoity-toity sport.
07/30/2012
05:43

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Joan Rivers

Legendary comedian Joan Rivers explains why she hates the Olympics, babies, young people, old people and herself.
07/30/2012
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