The Colbert Report
Bibles Swapped for "Fifty Shades of Grey"
Season 8 • 07/25/2012
A hotel in England replaces bedside Gideon Bibles with the bestselling book "Fifty Shades of Grey."
The Colbert ReportS8 Cold War Update - Kim Jong-un's Mystery Woman & NASA's Mars Mission Menu
North Korea develops celebrity-couple technology, and NASA's rocket scientists should have considered Slim Jim.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 7/24/12
The summer heat stifles America, NASA aims for Mars, and James Fallows shares his book, "China Airborne."
The Colbert ReportS8 Hamster Study Links Late Night TV with Depression
The Report was designed to depress hamsters, especially its long-running segments "Elusive Water Bottle" and "That Wheel Is Getting You Nowhere."
The Colbert ReportS8 James Fallows
Award-winning journalist James Fallows examines the growth of China's aircraft business and what it means for U.S. aerospace exports.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Word - 1 Man Show
The Report's credit-sucking vampires take a permanent break, and Stephen avoids sharing success with the wind.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mitt Romney vs. Barack Obama on Small Business Owners
Barack Obama insults pizza innovator Papa John, and far-left kooks like Mitt Romney defend Obama's sentiments.
The Colbert ReportS8 Dan Gross
The Brady Campaign's President, Dan Gross, talks about the Colorado shooting tragedy, everyday gun violence, and the prospect of Second Amendment regulations.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mitt Romney's Anglo-Saxon Connection
An aide claims that Mitt Romney values America's "special" Anglo-Saxon ties more than Barack Obama does.
The Colbert ReportS8 Bibles Swapped for "Fifty Shades of Grey"
Travelers need a 500-page book about an inexperienced 22-year-old getting worked over good by a sociopathic businessman with a shvantz like a kielbasa.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 7/26/12
The Olympic games get closer, fast food enlists in the culture wars, and Sir Peter Westmacott is Her Majesty's Ambassador to the United States.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mitt Romney's London Olympics Blunder
Mitt Romney uses the same Romney charm on England that he used to woo his wife, and Prime Minister David Cameron needs geography lessons.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Colbert Nation Twins
Stephen welcomes Clover and July Werner to the Colbert Nation.
The Colbert ReportS8 Peter Westmacott
Senior British diplomat Peter Westmacott talks about London's Olympic planning, royal etiquette and England's shared values with America.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sport Report - Stephen Colbefrajilympic Expealacoverage!
The Olympics are injected with performance-enhancing audio, except for the quadrennial Bone-A-Thon games.
The Colbert ReportS8 Tony Robbins' Signature Firewalk
Tony Robbins' motivational hot coals challenge opens up whole new worlds for seminar goers, such as handicap parking spaces, wheelchair ramps and ointments.
The Colbert ReportS8 Stephen's Dressage Training Pt. 1
Former dressage Olympian Michael Barisone rejects Stephen's idea of horse mosh pits and "Dirty Dancing" competition routines.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - "I Hate Everyone... Starting with Me"
Stephen enjoys Joan Rivers' autobiography, "I Hate Everyone... Starting with Me."
The Colbert ReportS8 Mitt Romney's Disinterest in Dressage
Mitt Romney admits his disinterest in Ann Romney's dressage horse, Rafalca, and Charles Krauthammer slams the Romneys for being distracted with a hoity-toity sport.
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