The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Two Guys, a Girl and a Giza Place
Season 3 • 03/03/1999
Maury Povich unearths an ancient skeleton buried right next to his journalistic credibility.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Preview - 3/3/99
Jon promises to give answers to tonight's burning questions on tomorrow's show.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 A Quick Word of Advice - Spiderman
By the time the La-La Land hacks are done with their 10th script punch-up, Spiderman will be a retarded beetle that farts fire.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Just In - Dead Panda Walking
A beloved giant panda dies in China and is immediately stuffed by the government and placed in a natural history museum.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 God Stuff - Exorcism
John Bloom follows a day in the life of Bob Larson, America's favorite exorcist.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Oral Report
Monica Lewinsky tells Barbara Walters that having Bill Clinton put a cigar in her vagina was the most amazing experience of her life.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 The Barbara Walters Challenge
Jon takes the Barbara Walters Challenge to see if he can sit through a Barbara Walters interview without crying.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Jeri Ryan
Jeri Ryan discusses playing Seven of Nine on "Star Trek: Voyager" and what it's like to be huge on the internet.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Moment of Zen - Downhill Rooster
A terrified rooster travels downhill on a snowboard.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Death and Taxes
Stephen Colbert profiles one upstate New York town in which 350 municipal employees were accidentally declared dead.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - Drunken Donuts
Citing a 50 percent drop in sales and major revenue losses, Dunkin' Donuts decides to close its only Moscow branch.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Two Guys, a Girl and a Giza Place
FOX airs "Opening the Lost Tombs: Live from Egypt," a documentary special in which Maury Povich gets to desecrate the graves of ancient Egyptian high priests.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Plane in Vain
NASA attempts to recreate the first flight, right down to the three hour layover in Atlanta.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Back in Black - Pope's CD
Lewis Black grooves to Pope John Paul II's new CD, which when listened to backwards, proves that the pope is dead.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Shania's Twain
Shania's first televised concert gets so hot, fireworks start coming out of her Twain.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Moment of Zen - Merlot Chugs
Merlot the magician chugs a bottle of wine.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - Night Train in Vain
The Wine Market Council is trying to get people to drink wine more often, like when they're eating dinner or driving.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Just In - Thomas Paine in Vain
Massachusetts relaxes its gun control laws for Revolutionary War re-enactors, leaving the state wide open to blunderbussing.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Big Foot-Long
Vance DeGeneres heads to the Poconos, where a local resident recounts an interaction with a hot dog-hungry Bigfoot.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Ryan Phillippe
Ryan Phillippe is relegated to infomercial status on "The View" once Barbara Walters procures an interview with Monica Lewinsky.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Recap - 3/4/99
Jon recaps the day's events, fixating one more time on Shania's Twain.
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