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Stephen's Sound Advice - Gas Prices

Season 2 • 05/03/2006

Putting the roof down on your convertible is nature's A/C.

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01:22

Magic!
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Magician David Blaine is living in a globe of seawater for a week in Lincoln Center.
05/02/2006
06:13

Mike Huckabee
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Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee talks to Stephen about exercise, crystal meth and deep-fried Twinkies.
05/02/2006
07:32

Stephen for Press Secretary
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Stephen is kidnapped while making his audition tape for White House press secretary.
05/02/2006
03:33

The Word - Healthy Appetite
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America's obesity is something to be embraced -- if you can get your arms around it.
05/02/2006
00:31

Intro - 5/2/06
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Stephen reports on America's obesity problem, immigrant rallies and Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee.
05/02/2006
00:29

Intro - 5/3/06
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In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to author Paul Rieckhoff and Congress recommends dismantling FEMA.
05/03/2006
04:45

The Word - Name Game
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Deer have been getting into Michael Chertoff's azaleas, so Stephen sends him some deterrent.
05/03/2006
03:20

Alan Town
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Whenever there's a protest, Stephen sends a camera crew down to get some footage. Then he sends that footage to the feds.
05/03/2006
01:08

Betterer Know a District - Georgia's 11th - Phil Gingrey Bonus Edition
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The Colbert Report presents Rep. Phil Gingrey in a staged reading of "Gone with the Wind."
05/03/2006
06:21

Paul Rieckhoff
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The last time Stephen checked, you needed four stars and a condo in Pebble Beach to speak out against the war.
05/03/2006
03:34

Stephen's Sound Advice - Gas Prices
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Stephen put 10 cans of creamed corn in his tank, and he didn't get anywhere.
05/03/2006
00:35

Intro - 5/4/06
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Stephen reports on Chinese bishops, sits down with Oregon Representative Earl Blumenauer, and discusses golf with Sports Illustrated's Rick Reilly.
05/04/2006
03:51

National Day of Prayer
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Stephen explains what you can ask God for on the government-sanctioned National Day of Prayer.
05/04/2006
06:24

Better Know a District - Oregon's 3rd - Earl Blumenauer
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According to bicycle-loving Congressman Earl Blumenauer, Oregon's 3rd District is an extremely livable community.
05/04/2006
06:13

Rick Reilly
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Sports Illustrated's Rick Reilly talks with Stephen about golf, steroids and swimsuit models.
05/04/2006
00:17

Stephen's Keys
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Stephen says goodbye and thanks God for helping him find his keys.
05/04/2006
02:40

The Word - Indulgence
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Stephen urges the Vatican to compromise with the Chinese government for the sake of profit.
05/04/2006
06:05

Shere Hite
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Stephen talks to feminine sexuality expert Shere Hite about female orgasms, the clitoris and societal expectations of sex.
05/08/2006
02:05

Stegul
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The San Francisco Zoo has named a baby eagle after Stephen, but Stephen fears that the parents may be gay dad eagles.
05/08/2006
02:03

Porter Goss Resignation
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The resignation of CIA Director Porter Goss has tongues wagging all over Washington.
05/08/2006
00:18

Sign Off - Thank You, Stephen!
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Stephen and his staff worked very hard on tonight's episode, so -- what do you say?
05/08/2006
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