The Colbert Report
Ryanair Charges for Toilets
Season 6 • 04/14/2010
Ryanair unleashes a powerful new revenue stream: charging passengers to use the toilet.
The Colbert ReportS6 WikiLeaks Military Video
Stephen wants to know where the WikiLeaks guys are located and how soon the Pentagon can reach them with a Predator drone.
The Colbert ReportS6 Dow Hits 11,000
Stephen's financial advisor, Gorlock, has assured him that the Dow will continue to rise indefinitely.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Cupcake Chicken Sandwich
Stephen makes a cupcake sandwich with two chicken patties.
The Colbert ReportS6 Thought for Food - Mentally Ill Advertisers & German Cupcakes
Burger King uses mental illness to sell food, KFC unveils the Double Down sandwich, and McDonald's introduces cupcakes to Germans.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - The Lost Cause
Every time Southerners try to celebrate Confederate heritage, Yankees ruin it by mentioning the s-word.
The Colbert ReportS6 Jon Mooallem
Jon Mooallem discusses the observations of same-sex activities in about 450 different species.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sunday Morning Fact-Checking - Jake Tapper & Bill Adair
Jake Tapper explains why he hired PolitiFact's Bill Adair to fact-check his Sunday morning talk show, "This Week."
The Colbert ReportS6 David Shields
David Shields wants writers to ignore the laws regarding appropriation and create new forms for the 21st century.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - China's Central Finance Ministry
Stephen works on his tax return to send to the People's Glorious Central Finance Ministry.
The Colbert ReportS6 President Obama Bows Again
On his latest international apology tour, President Obama hands America's sovereignty to China with a bow.
The Colbert ReportS6 Ryanair Charges for Toilets
Airlines enter a golden age of wallet sodomy as Ryanair charges passengers to use the toilet.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Tax Deadline
For those of you scrambling to finish your taxes -- 4, 38, 512, 65.
The Colbert ReportS6 Aimee Mullins
Aimee Mullins, who has two prosthetic legs, says the average pinup model has more prosthetics in her breasts than she has on her body.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 4/15/10
Stephen finds out who's not filling out their census forms, and Aimee Mullins explains what she did with the rest of the carbon-fiber cheetah.
The Colbert ReportS6 Formula 01 Liquid Genetic Material
Stephen announces his own bargain-priced generic daddy butter, Formula 01 Liquid Genetic Material.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tip/Wag - Forbes & Hipsters
Forbes Magazine forgets to add Richard Branson to its list of fictional rich people, and hipsters don't fill out Obama's census.
The Colbert ReportS6 Stephen Saves the Space Program
NASA shows its appreciation for Stephen's heroism by inviting him to go to Houston for astronaut training.
The Colbert ReportS6 Marilyn Monroe's X-Rays
Good for you, whoever is making money selling a dead woman's private gynecological X-rays.
The Colbert ReportS6 Volcano Eyjafjallajokull
If Iceland's volcanic eruption doesn't let up before summer, thousands of college students will have to backpack around the U.S.
The Colbert ReportS6 George Will
George Will talks about the history of baseball, debates health care reform and criticizes Ronald Reagan.
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