South Park

Hand Lovin'

Season 7 E 5 • 04/16/2003

Ben Affleck is in love with Jennifer Lopez, and their afternoon leads to more than just taco-flavored kisses.

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00:59

Bring the Shizzle
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Both Sides or the War Protest have a meeting at the Mayors office. She decides they must protest together,
04/09/2003
01:41

Cartman in 1776 (Music Montage)
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Cartman successfully electrocutes himself back to 1776. Then he sings a song about how much he hates Stan and Kyle.
04/09/2003
01:29

Official Messenger Boy
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In his flashback, Cartman beats up a messenger so he can meet Thomas Jefferson and deliver the Declaration of Independence but he's really in a coma.
04/09/2003
01:15

Only 2 Left in The Study Group
South ParkS7 E4

The anti-war gang enlists the boys to give a presentation at their rally, but Mr. McCormick and the pro-war guys take Kenny away.
04/09/2003
00:52

Thursday: Free Ice Cream Day
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Cartman delivers the Declaration of Independence to Congress. He sticks around for the reading of it.
04/09/2003
00:45

How Very Very Relevant
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Cartman watches as Congress argues over whether or not to declare war.
04/09/2003
01:16

SUPPORT COUNTRY PROTEST ROCK N ROLL
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Stan and Kyle come unprepared to the rally. Then a fight breaks out.
04/09/2003
01:39

Saying One Thing and Doing Another
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Congress reaches a decision about the war. They decide to have their cake and eat it too. Then Cartman wakes up.
04/09/2003
00:57

Don't Forget The Hot Sauce, Chulo
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Cartman/J-Lo record some tracks. Later that night the J-Lo puppet keeps Cartman up while practicing her dance moves.
04/16/2003
03:02

Suck My Culo, Chica
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J-Lo and Ben Affleck go to South Park Elementary. J-Lo beats Cartman but it seems like Affleck is falling in love with the hand.
04/16/2003
02:32

Hand Lovin'
South ParkS7 E5

Ben Affleck is in love with the new Jennifer Lopez, and their afternoon leads to more than just taco-flavored kisses.
04/16/2003
02:42

Will I Dream...
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Cartman gives up and tells everyone that his hand is really a con man named Mitch Connor. When the authorities leave, he admits it was all a joke.
04/16/2003
02:50

Taco-Flavor Kisses
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Cartman makes a music video at the mall featuring his J-Lo hand-puppet. It gets sent to a major record label and the execs love it.
04/16/2003
01:48

I Eat Tacos & Burritos
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The class does presentations about Latin American culture for the Latino Endowment Committee. The committee likes Cartman's presentation.
04/16/2003
01:51

Ms. Lopez Gets Signed
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BHI calls up Cartman and talks to his hand, J-Lo. They ask her to write 10 more songs. Cartman dreams of proving Kyle wrong.
04/16/2003
01:27

Jennifer Lopez Gets Dropped
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J-Lo is dropped from BHI. The execs tell her about the other J-Lo and she decides to go to South Park to "kill that bitch."
04/16/2003
02:32

Taco Flavored Kisses For My Ben
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Ben Affleck shows up at Cartman's house and spends day with J-Lo. J-Lo sings a song and then things get steamy.
04/16/2003
02:01

Can I Have Your Tacos
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J-Lo finds Cartman and beats up his hand. The doctor fears for Cartman's sanity. Ben Affleck and the J-Lo puppet are now engaged.
04/16/2003
01:43

J-Lo Has A Chainsaw
South ParkS7 E5

Cartman asks the boys for help and they turn him down. Then the real J-Lo comes after him with a chainsaw.
04/16/2003
02:28

The Missing Pie
South ParkS7 E6

The boys are having trouble finding crimes to solve for their new detective club. They do manage to make a dollar solving the crime of the missing pie.
04/23/2003
03:17

Saving the Doll
South ParkS7 E6

The boys discover the doll is being held in Fosse's house. With the FBI kids at the front door, the boys go in the back to save the doll.
04/23/2003
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