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Norwegian Muslish Gunman's Islam-Esque Atrocity

Season 7 • 07/25/2011

Journalistic gun-jumpers identify Norway's native, Christian gunman as a Muslim extremist.

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Sign Off - Space Robot

Stephen does the space robot with a box of tissues.
07/21/2011
04:09

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Death of America's Space Program

America ends its space program, making Stephen's astronauts skills as obsolete as dodo husbandry, Zune programming and American manufacturing.
07/21/2011
00:34

The Colbert ReportS7
Intro - 7/21/11

Schools should only teach gay history if they teach gay is history, "The Today Show" cooking segment gets out of control, and neuroscientist David Eagleman talks brains.
07/21/2011
05:45

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David Eagleman

Neuroscientist David Eagleman likens the brain to a neural Parliament with different political parties that are battling it out to steer the ship of state.
07/21/2011
04:06

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NBC: No Butt Coverage

NBC's boob week is just a cheap ratings grope, so Stephen calls on Colbert Nation to demand equal time for the booty.
07/21/2011
06:45

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Brian Cox

Particle physicist Brian Cox talks about the future of the universe and the possibility of the Higgs boson particle.
07/25/2011
05:46

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Vaginal Puppeteering vs. D**k Scrub

Summer's Eve's ad campaign features talking vaginas, but Stephen wants to target men's deeply troubling genitals for a change.
07/25/2011
03:10

The Colbert ReportS7
Y2-Gay

New York's first gay newlyweds, 85-year-old Connie Kopelov and 77-year-old Phyllis Siegel, seal their vows with a kiss on the cheek -- or as they call it, "scissoring."
07/25/2011
03:22

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Exclusive - Stephen Colbert and the Third Man Records Rolling Record Store in New York City

Stephen performs his hit song, "Charlene II (I'm Over You)" and sells records with Jack White in New York City.
07/25/2011
00:06

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Sign Off - The Thinker

Stephen interrupts his deep thoughts to say goodnight.
07/25/2011
05:08

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Norwegian Muslish Gunman's Islam-Esque Atrocity

Just because Norway's confessed murderer is a blond, blue-eyed, Norwegian-born, anti-Muslim crusader doesn't mean he's not a swarthy, ululating madman.
07/25/2011
03:17

The Colbert ReportS7
"Poor" in America

A Heritage Foundation report proves that as long as "poor" Americans have refrigerators and the strength to brush flies off their eyeballs, they're not really poor.
07/26/2011
03:15

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Herman Cain Cancels on Stephen

Herman Cain treats Stephen like some pizza crust he can just leave on his plate before moving on to a hotter slice.
07/26/2011
00:07

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Sign Off - America's Bucket List

Stephen says goodnight while checking off items from America's bucket list.
07/26/2011
04:21

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"Poor" in America - Peter Edelman

Peter Edelman explains why America can't call the troops home and beat its plowshares back into swords when it comes to fighting the war on poverty.
07/26/2011
00:30

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Intro - 7/26/11

Americans might soon find out what it means to be poor, Democrats will either cave or crumble over the debt ceiling, and radio host Brooke Gladstone has a graphic novel.
07/26/2011
05:39

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Brooke Gladstone

NPR host Brooke Gladstone explains why her graphic novel is similar to radio and fights the popular notion that the media control minds.
07/26/2011
03:34

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America's Bucket List

Before American society collapses into roving, cannibalistic motorcycle gangs, it should try bubble tea and have sex with Canada.
07/26/2011
04:23

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Nissan's "LEAF Wave" Deadline

Grassroots-organic-slow-food-locavore types who buy electric cars love manufactured traditions.
07/27/2011
00:25

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Sign Off - Surveillance Drone Crash

Stephen operates and crashes a semi-autonomous flying surveillance drone.
07/27/2011
07:26

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Difference Makers - Patrick Rodgers

For too long, average homeowners have been powerless against big banks, but vampire Patrick Rodgers forecloses on the foreclosers.
07/27/2011
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