The Colbert Report
Intro - 5/24/07
Season 3 E 72 • 05/24/2007
Since it's Memorial Day weekend, Stephen wants to remind everyone to turn their clocks back.

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02:44
The Colbert ReportS3 E71
Bush is Back!
The Democrats backed down on the Iraq timetable. President Bush is back!
05/23/2007
06:21
The Colbert ReportS3 E71
Illegal Immigration - Bay Buchanan
Bay Buchanan explains why Stephen's idea for a crocodile moat border is too messy.
05/23/2007
00:14
The Colbert ReportS3 E71
Sign Off - Hi-Def
Stephen wants his viewers watching him in hi-def to know that The Colbert Report does not broadcast in hi-def.
05/23/2007
05:54
The Colbert ReportS3 E71
Bob Deans
Author Bob Deans explains there were slaves in America before there were pilgrims.
05/23/2007
00:08
The Colbert ReportS3 E72
Speaking Fee
Stephen will see you in a week, unless you have a million dollars for his speaking fee.
05/24/2007
06:03
The Colbert ReportS3 E72
Jimmy Wales
Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales says that his staff is scrambling to protect Wikipedia from Stephen.
05/24/2007
02:31
The Colbert ReportS3 E72
Up in Smoke
There are some Memorial Day weekend dangers you might never have thought of if it weren't for Stephen thinking them up at you.
05/24/2007
02:32
The Colbert ReportS3 E72
Fleet Week
The Fleet Week servicemen are just innocent, small town kids wandering a big city rife with temptations like liquor, gambling and museums.
05/24/2007
05:50
The Colbert ReportS3 E72
Better Know a District - Arizona's 7th - Raul Grijalva
Stephen believes Representative Raul Grijalva's Interethnic Racial Harmony Award would make one hell of a weapon.
05/24/2007
02:23
The Colbert ReportS3 E72
Big Loud Flag
Some people have complained about Stephen's big, loud flag.
05/24/2007
00:26
The Colbert ReportS3 E72
Intro - 5/24/07
Since it's Memorial Day weekend, Stephen wants to remind everyone to turn their clocks back.
05/24/2007
04:08
The Colbert ReportS3 E73
Better Know a District - Illinois' 9th - Jan Schakowsky
Stephen visits the district on the North Shore of Chicago, home of Northwestern University, Wrigley Field and Mayor McCheese.
06/04/2007
01:57
The Colbert ReportS3 E73
Uneventful Vacation
Stephen recalls the uneventful events from his week off that only included performing medical experiments on himself and traveling the world behind a mask.
06/04/2007
05:10
The Colbert ReportS3 E73
Leon Botstein
Bard College president Leon Botstein explains how educating prisoners is an effective way to reintroduce them to society.
06/04/2007
00:08
The Colbert ReportS3 E73
Sign Off - Mardi Gras Mask
Stephen wears his Mardi Gras mask to say good night.
06/04/2007
00:48
The Colbert ReportS3 E73
Democratic Presidential Debate - Venue
Though Stephen did not watch the Democratic presidential debate, he can assume he knows what the candidates said anyway.
06/04/2007
06:37
The Colbert ReportS3 E73
Jan Schakowsky
Now that America has won back the hot dog eating crown, Stephen discusses Hunger Awareness Day and the rising prices of food.
06/04/2007
00:32
The Colbert ReportS3 E73
Intro - 6/4/07
In this episode, America reclaims the hot dog eating crown, Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky spends a week living off food stamps and Stephen interviews Bard College president Leon Botstein.
06/04/2007
06:44
The Colbert ReportS3 E74
Jessica Valenti
Jessica Valenti has a hard time believing that the girls in the "Girls Gone Wild" videos are flashing their breasts for their own pleasure.
06/05/2007
01:52
The Colbert ReportS3 E74
The God Machine?
The disturbing news about the new iPhone is that Stephen doesn't have one yet.
06/05/2007
02:09
The Colbert ReportS3 E74
When Animals Attack Our Morals - Flamingos
A pair of gay flamingos has raised fifteen flamingo chicks, all from eggs poached from other traditional flamingo nests.
06/05/2007
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